Ask The Bad Guy Team

By MegaLOVEania

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... More

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

HorrorLust?! PART TWO-

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Horror: *running for his goddang life*

Lust: *stops.*

Lust: wait a second...this doofus-

Lust: HEY!! HORROR!!

Horror: TF DO U WANT???

Lust: WHERE YA RUNNING??

Horror: UUHhh-*stops*

Horror: to...

Horror: *thinks* 

Dust: holy sh*t this stupid b*tch is actually-

Killer: WOW----

Killer: YOU NEED TO CALM THAT MOUTH OF YOURS----

Killer: THE F*CK DOWN.

Dust: but I--

Dust: I---

Killer: shush

Dust: BUT I---

Killer: shush

emeade

Lust ......... GOT GET HIM!!!!!!!! horror .... stop fleeing your destiny....please

Horror: *continuing to think*

Lust: oh I will.

Lust: I'm getting revenge for ruining my childhood-

Lust: and maybe other reasons too but those don't matter------

Horror: THIS IS NOT MY DESTINY ALSO!

Lust: YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHERE YOU'RE RUNNING TO!

Horror: I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT JFC CALM DOWN!

Lust: hurry up jeeeeeez

_nagitokomaeda_

Horror just sacrifice lust!

Horror: OKAY, FIRST OF ALL!

Horror: SHUSH WITH YOUR SACRIFICES!!

Horror: and FOURTH-

Lust: there is no fourth you skipped two-

Horror: FOURTH!

Horror: To sacrifice him, that would mean touching him. 

Killer: *from a distance* AND NOBODY WANNA DO DAT!

Dust: I'm gonna get closer for this action rn lol. 

Lust: KEEP THINKING!!

Horror: U-UH!! *hella pressured*

Horror: G-GRILLBYS!!

Lust: ...

Lust: Better run boi.

Horror: FACK!!! *runs to Grillbys*

Lust: hehehehehe

Lust: *teleports to goddang Grillbys and waits*

Dust: *facepalms so f*cking hard*

123123german

Horror except lusts love he loves you except it

Oreo_Playz

HORROR ACCEPT LUST'S LOVE 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horror: NO-

Horror: NEVER. 

 Horror: HE IS- *trips over snow....don't ask me how*

Horror: oOF-

Horror: *gets up and keeps running* 

123123german

lust love horror

Lust: oH- *blushes*

Lust: u-UH!! I MEAN--

Lust: i-IT'S NOT LIKE I DO OR UuUUH---

Lust: Anyw-ways!! I better keep an eye out f-for Horror!!

Lust: after all you want me to love him so I guess I better it's not like I already did or anything CoUgH COuGh*

Oreo_Playz

dust and killer are safe. For now.

Dust: FOR NOW AND FOREVER LET'S HOPE. 

Killer: hey, bby.

Dust: yo?

Killer: Horror said he was going to Grillby's right?

Dust: which was stupid but yeah

Killer: Wanna go, get a drink, and watch?

Dust: ...

Killer: ....

Dust: BBY YOU KNOW ME SO WELL!

Killer: I KNOW!!

*Both of them teleport away*

read the next chapter...

TO FIND OUT....

if Sans is actually Ness or not. 

jkjkjkjkhe'snotjkjkjkjk


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