Ask The Bad Guy Team

By MegaLOVEania

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... More

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

Error hates life more than before now

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By MegaLOVEania


_nagitokomaeda_

You sacrifice the boat by covering it in tape and throwing it at error

Killer: ...

Killer: well the tape part makes sense.

Horror: Hmm...but whose stash should we use?

Dust: Why don't we just buy more??

Horror: AND WASTE MONEY ON AMAZING TAPE?

Dust: ...uh...

Dust: yeah???

Horror: good idea. 

Killer: Okay...Horror you get the tape. 

Horror: AND LEAVE YOU TWO TO MAKE OUT?!

Dust: we would neve-

Horror: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT BULLSH*T.

Horror: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 

Killer: Okay-

Killer: FINE!

*A few hours of buying tape crazily, taping the car crazily, and figuring out how to carry the car crazily*

Killer: HoW dO wE f*CKiNg cArRy tHIs 

Horror: I-I don't know!! 

Dust: wait guys-

Horror: SHUT UP, WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT!

Dust: GUYS

Killer: we were listening all along why didn't you say anything?

Dust: ...

Dust: you son of a-

Dust: *cOUgh*

Dust: ANYWAYS-

Dust: If we are magical skeletons, and we can teleport and stuff...

Horror: UH, I KNOW THIS!!

Dust: (not before you didn't-)

Dust: And we can make bones, and little kids float...

Killer: I mean, usually I just stab them with a knife but uh...I can

Dust: ...

Dust: Can't we magically carry the boat????

Killer: ....

Horror: ....

Dust: ...right??

Horror: .....

Killer: yesIknewthat*coughcoughcough*

Killer: *magically carries the boat*

Horror: wait...

Horror: How is this supposed to fit through the door??

Horror: Isn't it still locked too....

Dust: *facepalms so f*cking hard-*

Dust: WE WENT OVER THIS!!

Dust: TELEPORT IT UPSTAIRS!!

Dust: THEN MAGICALLY THROW IT AT ERROR!!

Horror: ooOOOOHHH!

Killer: Bby YOU'RE SO SMART!!

Dust: no I'm not you're just an idiot-

Oreo_Playz

What why error???

Killer: I don't know!!

Dust: Ask _nagitokomaeda_!

_nagitokomaeda_

Oreo_Playz idk

Dust: Well, crap. 

Dust: I guess there's no reason.

*from upstairs*

Error: Ugh, what's so good about Drag Race anyways??

*Killer, Dust, and Horror appear with the boat floating magically*

Horror: SURPRISE MOTHER F*CKER!!

Error: the f*c-

Killer: *throws the boat at Error*

Error: *teleports away from it*

Error: WHY THE F*CK-

Error: DID YOU TRY TO KILL ME?!

Nightmare: Eh, no killing people in the castle. 

Nightmare: Do it, in like...some other place I don't know.

Cross: or don't do it all thankyouverymuch

Killer: what...

Killer: HOW DID YOU DODGE THAT?!

Dust: because-

Dust: WE ARE MAGICAL SKELETONS!!

Horror: goddammit...

Nightmare: AND DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO LEAVE US ALONE WITH THAT STUPID FLEX TAPE?!

Nightmare: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO UNDERLUST!!

*teleports them all to UnderLust*

Susie: what...

Susie: What is  UnderLust anyways?

Nightmare: You know Lust?

Susie: ew yeah

Nightmare: IT'S WHERE HE'S FROM

Susie: OH----

Nightmare: AND EVERYONE IS LIKE HIM (except for Mettaton but that doesn't matter-)

Susie: OH. MY GOD.

Susie: NO WONDER EVERYONE IS AFRAID.

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