You guys are really nice. For a second I thought you would ignore my "very distressed" plead from y'all.
Anyway, I love you guys and I mean it. Because I'm gay for you
Haha..
—AnYwAy.
This dare comes from yours truly ;)
Awesome_Kuga !!!!
Okay since most of the Asean members are practically stubborn, I bet Indonesia just magically switched their bodies with their clothes already on them.
So these are my ships for this Asean, and if you don't like these ships, then I suggest you please don't use foul words in this chapter because people have feelings too and this is a "friendly" community:
(Indonesia doesn't count because duhh)
Indonesia: hurray!
Malaysia: *does middle finger*
Indonesia: *doesn't notice nor care*
Okay moving on:
Singapore x Malaysia (my otp ♾)
BruPhil though I also ship Brunei x Singapore since they are really close. But I'm not gonna put it just for the likeness of you readers but if y'all I want it, I'll just put it down.
Cambodia x Laos
Myanmar x Cambodia
Laos x Myanmar
I can't help it I'm a multi-shipper
Vietnam x Laos
Thailand x Vietnam
I guess that's it!
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—at a world meeting—
America: *blah blah blah-ing*
Rest of countries: *not really caring but also caring at the same time*
Indonesia: *bangs open door* AYO! INDONESIA HERE!
Rest of countries: *stares at her blankly*
Indonesia: *sweatdrops then blushes then sits down on her seat*
America: what was that?
Indonesia: *giggling* noth—
Singapore: *crashes through the door all red and panting*
Singapore: *in a short dress or a dress that's really tight so his hairy legs are seen*
Singapore: *is actually Malaysia* I WOKE UP LIKE THIS IS THIS NORMAL?!
Indonesia: *laughs quietly whilst other countries stared at him (or her) blankly*
England: uhh, mister Singapore are you okay?
Singapore: *dives right at England and strangles him* MISTER?!
England: *being choked to death* god you're heavy..
Malaysia: *in a very baggy outfit of Singapore's* *as she casually walks in arms crossed*
Malaysia: *is Singapore* I don't know what happened, but I don't like it..
Brunei: *slings an arm on "Malaysia's" shoulder* you said it brother..
Brunei: *wearing a very tight dress that show off a bit of his stomach* *has flowers on his head and wearing a very small skirt or tight one*
Brunei: *is Philippines* but nonetheless, I like being a man it makes me feel superior..
Indonesia: *trying to not pop her eyes out of her eye sockets from laughing too much*
Other countries: *very confused to what was really happening*
Malaysia as Singapore: *looks at Indonesia with the demon eyes*
Malaysia as Singapore: *in a darth Vader voice* YOU!
Indonesia: shoot, gotta blast *runs*
Malaysia as Singapore: *catches up with her* AKAK!!
*cue smoke as the both of them fight*
Philippines: *in a very baggy outfit with the hat covering her forehead*
Brunei as Philippines: I don't understand what is happening right now but I just wanna go back in my body..
Philippines as Brunei: *slaps "Philippines" back playfully* HEYA BRU!
Brunei as Philippines: oof *falls*
Philippines as Brunei: *covers her mouth in shock* omaygosh! I'm so sorry! I forgot I'm in a body of a man!!
Brunei as Philippines: your body is right in front of you and you forgot about it?
Philippines as Brunei: *helps her up* I'm really sorry! *hugs her I mean him?*
-Pink flowers on the background with a very romantic aura-
Philippines as Brunei: im really sorry! I just, I'm not..used to it..
Brunei as Philippines: *cupping "Brunei's" cheeks* it's okay Philippines, it was an accident..
Philippines as Brunei: *cries a little* THANK YOU SO MUCH! *hugs "her"*
Brunei as Philippines: *being smooshed by the unbearable weight* tight..
Other countries: *thinking* wait, so who's the guy..?
Laos: *flying in the air with a big red mark on her cheek crashing inside the room*
Myanmar: *has smoke coming out of his ears whilst blushing*
Other countries: *slowly leaving* and we thought were the crazy ones
Myanmar: HOW DARE YOU TOUCH THEM! THAT IS MY BODY YOU FOOL! ONLY I GET TO DO THAT!!
Cambodia: *casually just walks in* what did you say?
Myanmar: *blushing intensely* n-nothing! I ain't saying shit.
Cambodia: *in Myanmar's clothes* *massaging his temples and sighing*
Myanmar as Cambodia: when will you ever stop fighting..?
Laos as Myanmar: *wearing a very skimpy outfit of "hers"* UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES!!
Laos as Cambodia: *wearing a very big outfit that the sleeves cover her whole arm* TO HELL I WILL!
Laos as Myanmar: *kicks him down enough to make a hole on the floor*
Cambodia as Laos: *already gagging up blood* YOU KNOW YOU WILL BE THE ONLY ONE ENDURING THIS PAIN BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR BODY AFTER ALL
Laos as Myanmar:
Cambodia as Laos: HAH BTCH
Laos as Myanmar: *looks down* you're right..
Myanmar as Cambodia and Cambodia as Laos: *sighs in relief*
Laos as Myanmar: *moves back from "Laos" slowly*
Laos as Myanmar: *halts for a while*
Laos as Myanmar: *then runs really fast though the wall and falls fifty floors down*
Myanmar as Cambodia: *runs to the hole to looks down* *screams* MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Cambodia as Laos: what? I thought I only use that sentence..
Vietnam: *in Thailand's body wearing the Vietnamese outfit thing* *shyly walking inside the room blushing* is the meeting already over?
(Oh my gosh I could already imagine Thailand in that outfit *squeals*)
Thailand: *in Vietnam's body wearing Thailand's clothes* Ana~! Did I miss anything~?
ASEAN countries: *literally just stops to look at Vietnam in awe*
Thailand: *in Vietnam's body* smiling is always the answer~!
ASEAN countries: *nosebleeds from the fricking cuteness that maybe I'll just be finishing this chapter right here because I could imagine it so much I'll be so nsudbdhwihsgcudehhdhdhsaa*
Vietnam as Thailand: *blushing* please don't do anything with my body..
Thailand as Vietnam: *looks at Thailand* wow! Is that how I look like in your perspective? I'm so handsome!
Vietnam as Thailand: *covering his face to hide the blush*
Laos as Myanmar: *surprises the couple* I LIVED BTCH.
ThaiViet: *screams*
Vietnam in Thailand's body: *jumps onto Vietnam arms*
Thailand in Vietnam's body: *thought "he" could carry "her" but he was wrong and both fell hard on the ground*
Laos as Myanmar: *literally half of "his" face is ripped off*
Myanmar as Cambodia: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO MY FACE?!
Cambodia as Laos: *laughs because it wasn't his face*
Myanmar as Cambodia: *glares at "Laos" and the three start quarreling*
Indonesia: Okay I think this joke has gone far enough..
Indonesia: *desperately trying to save her life struggling to climb the tree in order for "Singapore" to not rip open her chest and eat her heart right in front of her*
AFTERMATH
Indonesia: *being tied to the chair with the Asean surrounding her*
Malaysia as Singapore: *places both "his" hands on "his" hips* what happened bruh?
Myanmar as Cambodia: we know it's you because you're the only one who didn't change with anybody and you're just laughing at our demise and—
Indonesia: I get it. But, why do you suspect me? What about Timor?
Laos as Myanmar: we love Timor. We hate you.
Indonesia: *cries inside*
Brunei as Philippines: what did u do to us?
Vietnam as Thailand: I don't like it!
Indonesia: *crying* I don't know! Author-sama just told what to do
Author-sama-Chan-bitch: *whispering in Indonesia's earpiece* shut the fck up or you'll compromise the mission..
Indonesia: it was Awesome_Kuga's idea!
ASEAN countries: who?
Indonesia: how dare you not know her?
Myanmar as Cambodia: look, can't you just fix it?
Indonesia: author-sama told me that true love's kiss will do that trick! *winks*
ASEAN: *strangles her*
-after a session of kissing-
Singapore still in Malaysia's body: it didn't work..
Cambodia in Laos's body: I'm still in this hideous body..
Laos in Myanmar's body: *flat smacks him*
Indonesia: maybe it will be more than that~
Philippines in Brunei's body: fuck you
Indonesia: ;)
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I'm finished! Finally! Also, I'm sorry if it sucks though. I had to make sure that I could do this within a day and I wasted like most of the time playing uno and stuff..
Anyways it's for you Awesome_Kuga (I've mentioned three times already sorry) I hope you like it or not cause it's okay.
Just please tell me if it's not funny if you think it's really not.