Ask The Bad Guy Team

By MegaLOVEania

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... More

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

F*CKING FLEX TAPE-

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By MegaLOVEania


(This tape thing is going crazy but I love it so much)

Horror: Hmmm....

Susie: What'cha thinking about?

Horror: Flex tape.

Susie: ...

Susie: The hell is that?

Dust: WHAT.

Dust: THE.

Dust: FUCK.

Dust: KILLER! THIS B*TCH DOESN'T KNOW WHAT FLEX TAPE IS!

Susie: Did you just call me a-

Killer: WHAT?!

Killer: *runs*

Killer: HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK!?!?

Susie: NO.

Dust: yes.

Susie: Wha-HEY!

Killer: *teleports a boat in the castle*

Nightmare: WHAT THE F*CK?!

Killer: TO PROVE THE STRENGTH OF FLEX TAPE-

Susie: I DON'T CARE HOW STRONG IT IS!

Killer: *chops the boat in half* 

Susie: WHY THE F*CK-

Killer: -I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!

Susie: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?!??!??!?!

Dust: Be patient idiot.

Susie: EXCUSE ME

Dust: WE CAN REPAIR THIS BOAT WITH JUST FLEX TAPE!!

Nightmare: or-

Nightmare you can shut up.

Dust: But we need to repair the boa-

Nightmare: YOU WILL SHUT UP.

Nightmare: OR YOU WILL SPEND A WEEK IN UNDERLUST.

Dust: ...

Dust: I'm gonna go die in my room now.

Killer: can I come?

Dust: ...why?

Killer: so I can die with you.

Susie: What are we gonna do with the boat though?

Error: *teleports it away*

Error: THOSE TWO ARE SO STUPID.

Cross: what were they talking about?

Nightmare: Something called, uh...Flex Tape?

Horror: *from far away* ~~~~~~~~~

Error: ...

Error: Did Horror say something?

Horror: *runs into the room*

Horror: DID SOMEONE SAY FLEX TAPE-

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