Ask The Bad Guy Team

By MegaLOVEania

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... More

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

Truce...NAH-

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By MegaLOVEania


emeade

horror I eat people yes

Horror: AW SWEET! 

Horror: Y'know...at the beginning I was kind of scared of you-

Killer: kind of you dumb*ss you were terrified.

Horror: ANYWAYS

Horror: But now, you're just cool.

Horror: Like Susie! 

Susie: wait what-

Horror: We should replace Susie with emeade...

Susie: AFTER I SAID I'D STAY WITH YOU?!

Susie: MAYBE I WILL LEAVE FOREVER-

Horror: I was just kidding I'm sorry

emeade

dust an exorcist? Really? You think some priest is going to stop me? Hah that's funny. Did you upgrade from rockies comedian to professional? Because that's comedy gold nothing you do can get rid of me *smile innocently with a tinge of insanity in my socket* did I mention I'm a skeleton? A female skeleton? 

Dust: ...well I mean it was a joke but now it's not funny-

Dust: that's just a little mean....

Dust: I'm gonna go cry in a corner now...

Killer: Aww Dust...*pats back and glares at emeade*

Dust: I-I'm okay...

Dust: *whispers* don't glare at her she might get mad and kill us...

Killer: *whispers* She is straight from a f*cking horror game

emeade

*giggle* you're all scared of me well exept nightmare and susie and cross but their just not paying attention *tilt head creepily*

Nightmare: Oh, I am paying attention.

Nightmare: Here's some advice, actually. Never point out who isn't afraid of you. They're going to be more afraid thinking they don't have a chance. 

Nightmare: Oh, more negativity. YUM-

Cross: Yeah...I'm trying not to watch...I'm getting old-home vibes right now...

Susie: Eh. Don't care. You don't scare me. Heh. 

Error: HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Susie: What about you?

Error: I'm not afraid, goddammit. 

Horror: Yeah, me neither. Anymore, I mean. She's just cool.

Error: Maybe not cool...but she does remind me of Susie

Susie: WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT-

Horror: Yeah you're right. 

Nightmare: *yawns* 

Dust & Killer: *stares at group*

Dust: *whispers* I think...they're possessed.

Killer: *whispers* What do we do...

Dust: ...

Dust: *whispers* I don't know I am actually terrified rn

Killer: YOU THINK I'M NOT?!

Everyone: *stares at the two*

Killer: ...

Dust: ...

Killer: f*ck

Dust: U-uh...? 

Dust: M-maybe a tr-truce?

Dust: *holds out hand*

*The Bad Guy Team offers a truce*

*Choosing this will affect your journey*

 [ Y ]                                                N

(This will actually have different results, so pick wisely.

And since I got one vote and I'm too impatient to wait for more, I'm doing the story idea! I'll lead the other chapter up though. 

It's called Written Minds

I don't know why it's called that...hehe...)

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