Ask The Bad Guy Team

By MegaLOVEania

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... More

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

R.I.P Lancer

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Oreo_Playz

soo is baby shark still playing outside...?

Cross: Probably?

Susie: oh god I'm never going outside

Cross: It's uh...not that bad of a song actually.

Susie: ARE YOU KIDDING?! It's horrible! It puts a bad name to all sharks!

Cross: It's just a harmless kids song, Jesus!

Susie: It's the fact it's a kids song that I hate it! Kid's should be freaking TERRIFIED of sharks! Not singing songs about them!

Nightmare: What are you yelling about?

Cross: She doesn't like the baby shark song.

Nightmare: It's a stupid song who does??

emeade 

Didn't I take horror's axe? Whatever taking that one too *steals axe*

Horror: DAMMIT THAT WAS MY ONLY EMERGENCY ONE!

Killer: HAH!

Nightmare: It's just a f*cking axe, you can get a new one!

Horror: BUT IT'S MY SPECIAL ONE! WE'VE HAD SO MANY MEMORIES!

Error: But you said...it was your emergency one...

Horror: ...

Horror: oh right

Horror: HEY EMEADE! GIMME BACK MY ORIGINAL AXE >:,(

_nagitokomaeda_

Everyone should kiss their crush

*Nightmare kisses Cross*

*Dust kisses Killer*

Error: Uh...Ink is a good guy, so he can only be here for like 5 seconds...

Susie: Yeah, same with Noelle.

Nightmare: That's enough time for a kiss! *opens portal*

*Noelle and Ink fall out*

Ink: Ow!! Nightmare!! 

Ink: Oh, hey Error!

Noelle: S-Susie? What is this...place?

*Susie kisses Noelle*

*Error kisses Ink*

Noelle: O-oh my! U-uh...*blushes intensely*

Ink: Aww! How sweet! 

*Noelle and Ink are teleported away*

Susie: *blushes* 

Killer: OOH~ Someone's got a girlfriend~~~

Susie: Sh-shut up! 

Horror: HEY! AT LEAST YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!

Susie: what

Horror: I'VE BEEN ALONE FOREVER! 

Error: I could get Lust in here...

Horror: WHY??? I don't even like him-

Dust: YET

Horror: What----

Dust: You don't like him yet.

Horror: Bro I will never like that pervert!!

emeade

killer I ship you with your knives more than dust tibia honest

Killer: UUHHH-

Killer: THAT'S KIND OF WRONG

Dust: YEAH! REALLY WRONG! KILLER IS MINE FOREVER! 

Killer: Aww bby!~

Killer: And besides, even if I did like them-

Dust: *glares*

Killer: -which I don't... SOMEONE took them away!!

Dust: KilLER IS MINE!!

Dust: and don't think you can make it better with a pun!

Killer: We literally just kissed omg

Oreo_Playz

NOOOOO LANCER BOI COME BACKKKKK

emeade

im sorry about Lancer susie I tried

Susie: I know you guys did...

Susie: I just hope Kris and Ralsei are taking care of him

Susie: they better f*cking be-

Error: Yo! Chill. 

Error: You can always leave if you want, except you can't come back.

Susie: WHy? You guys leave all the time!

Error: It's because you're a special character. 

Susie: Oh...

Susie: ...

Susie: ...

Susie: I'll stay here.

Error: Pfft, really?

Susie: Sure. You guys need me to survive duh.

Susie: And...uh..

Susie: y-you're pretty cool...

Error: lol what was that?

Susie: N-NOTHING!! 

Susie: Anyways...I'm probably not gonna stay forever. 

Error: you are lucky-



(ANYWAYS-

The Susie Special is going to be over next week! 

You guys can vote to see if you want her to stay or not!

If she stays she would be able to leave whenever she wanted but always be available for asks!

If she leaves...uh...she leaves. Duh.

You have until next Friday to decide!!)

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