Ask The Bad Guy Team

By MegaLOVEania

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... More

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

Susie IS a shark

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By MegaLOVEania


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Susie do you like sharks? *baby sharks plays*

*music starts to slowly fade in*

Susie: HELL YEAH! Sharks are like, the best!

*music starts to get louder*

Error: Actually, you remind me of a shark. Shark Susie.

Susie: Don't call me that.

*music is getting louder*

Error: Shark Susie, Shark Susie, Shark Susi-

Susie: SHUT UP OR I'LL EAT YOUR FACE!

Error: ...ok

Susie: Hey, does anyone hear anything?

*MUSIC BLASTS OUT SUDDENLY*

Susie: JESUS FUCAKJsGSFXNhjfgyjushfvxgyuNBZxfcdgHJGFCDGHUYGTFREDCFGHUY

Susie: WTF IS THIS SH*T?!?!?!?

Cross: *dancing*

Nightmare: OMG TURN IT OFF

Susie: THIS MAKES SHARKS LOOK WEAK

Nightmare: wait how

Susie: IT IS A KIDS SONG FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

Error: *glitching*

*Killer and Dust walk through a portal holding McDanolds*

Killer: Hey, wassu- *hears music and drops food*

Dust: HEY DUDE WHAT THE HECK

Killer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*has a fear of sharks*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dust: Please shut up, it's not that bad.

Killer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nightmare: OMG *throws Killer and radio out the window*

Susie: Good riddance. 

Cross: You realize it's still playing down there.

Nightmare: Yup.

Dust: And you threw Killer with it too...

Nightmare: Uh yeah? I know?

Error: He has a huge fear of sharks, you dumb*ss that's why he was screaming.

Nightmare: I know.

Nightmare: WAIT WAT

Nightmare: GO GET HIM DUST

Nightmare: And Cross, order me a shark tank

Susie: HAHA I LIKE YOUR STYLE BUDDY

Nightmare: I know, I'm fabulous~

Susie: and now I don't.

Nightmare: Cross, hurry up and get the tank

Cross: No, that's mean

Nightmare: Duh.

Cross: Too mean.

Nightmare: whatever. Let's just eat.

Susie: *ate all of the fast food*

Gang: ...

Error: WHY DID YOU DO THAT

Susie: idk I WAS HUNGRY

Cross: who tf eats that much?!

Susie: I do.

Error: Horror does.

Cross: Ah, true.

Nightmare: Speaking of Horror, he's still in the closet. Has it been and hour yet?

Cross: UHHH...*checks timer* yeah, basically 

Nightmare: Welp, everyone stand aside.

Susie: Why?

Nightmare: *opens closet door*

*nothing happens* 

*a figure bolts out*

Susie: WHOA

*the figure runs into the kitchen and stands on top of the highest cupboard* 

Horror: omg omg omg omg omg *shuddering*

Horror: *wearing only his underwear*

Horror: He stole my clothes. Help help help please please

Lust: *walks out holding Horror's clothes* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO EAT ME!

Horror: *bolts to his room*

Lust: hhehehehehehe~~~~~~~ *muttering to himself*

Susie: ...

Susie: I have seen things I'd rather forget.

Error: I know. 

Nightmare: Welcome to the gang.

Susie: The Fun Gang

Nightmare: NO YOU IDIOT!

Susie: The $@*Gang

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: No, but close.

Dust: *whispers something to Susie*

Susie: The Bad Gay's? The f*ck?!

Nightmare: OMG NO!!

Dust: *giggles*

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