Ask The Bad Guy Team

By MegaLOVEania

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... More

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

HorrorLust?!

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By MegaLOVEania


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To horror: do you like lust because I ship it

Horror: I mean...he's okay? Like...REALLY weird, but I mean he doesn't bother me.

Susie: PFFT LUST WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT! 

Error: The name of someone who will be here soon.

Horror: wait wat-

Error: HAHAHAHAHAH!! THIS IS MY REVENGE FOR MAKING ME KISS INK IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOU!

Susie: EW-

Nightmare: whaaat you didn't like it?

Horror: We all know you did, Error.

Horror: So put your hands down...

Error: NO! *opens portal*

*Lust walks in*

Lust: Hello sweethea-

*see's Horror*

*flashbacks*

Lust: uHHHH HEY YEAH I GOT TO GOO...

Horror: YES PLEASE LEAVE

Nightmare: NO. You two, will spend an hour in a closet!

Error: WOW.

Error: Aren't you creative?

Nightmare: SHUT UP. I AM.

Error: uhuh SUURE

Susie: Pfft I am so confused, yet so amused.

Susie: wait that rhymes.

Cross: *walks in eating a chocolate bar*

Lust: Ooh~~~ CHoCoLaTE!! 

Cross: ...

Cross: ...

Cross: ...

Cross: *runs*

Lust: Why'd he run?

Horror: CUZ YOU ARE HERE!

Nightmare: Ya know what?! Just get in the closet!!

Nightmare: *shoves Horror and Lust in the closet*

Horror: WAIT NOO- *falls*

Horror: *muffled screaming and banging on the door*

*it stops*

*muffled talking* 

*silence*

Susie: I bet they're f*cking. 

Cross: *looks behind a corner* IS IT GONE.

Error: Yup.

Error: Well, uh not really.

Nightmare: He's in the closet with Horror.

Cross: Wha- why!?

Susie: Well, your buddy here wanted to get so-called 'revenge' *pointed at Error*

Susie: SOO he opened some weird-a*s portal and Lust stepped out

Cross: HUh.

Nightmare: Oh, by the way, Susie was it?

Susie: Yea-

Nightmare: Don't care. 

Nightmare: You're taking 'stuck in the castle with murderous skeletons and no way to escape' pretty well.

Susie: Well, you aren't that scary.

Error: what

Susie: And, you guys are kinda fun to hang with.

Cross: OMG I MADE A FRIEND!

Nightmare: OMG EW

Susie: Why are you grossed out!??!?!

Nightmare: POSITIVITY!

Nightmare: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD!

Susie: UHHH

Susie: Also, where's the other two that were here before.

Cross: Pretty sure they went to another AU.

Nightmare: Yeah, I sent them on a mission.

Susie: What was it?

Nightmare: To get McDanolds, of course.

Cross: they don't know how to cook it's so sad-

Nightmare: SHUSH

~RECAP~

~KILLER AND DUST ARE GETTING FAST FOOD~

~HORROR AND LUST ARE IN A CLOSET~

~AND SUSIE HAS JOINED THE PARTY!~

(I am going to continue questions from this timeline, and might go back later. So, all of the Flashbacks had happened here as well, and Nightmare and Cross are a semi-couple as well as Killer and Dust. Ink and Error are a FULL couple! (Semi-couple means they are dating just don't tell people when they ask. COnfusing, I know.))

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