two days later
octavia: i think it's safe to say that we're all officially old
bellamy: and why is that?
octavia: this group chat is four years old today.
murphy: jesus
clarke: damn.
clarke: we are old
octavia: we were juniors and seniors in highschool when i created this. now we're all (and some of us already have) graduated college.
lincoln: that makes me sad
miller: some of us are married. some of us are getting married within a few months. some of us are expecting children. some of us already have children.
clarke: can you guys believe we're not the ones expecting children?? my mom said i was gonna get pregnant at sixteen. suck on that you bitch
bellamy: yeah but we're getting married
clarke: still not kids
bellamy: 🤨
monty: if jasper were here
monty: he'd probably go:
monty: AHHHH
miller: MY BELLARKE BABIES
murphy: ARE GETTING MARRIED
raven: i still can't believe any of this
raven: can u believe i'm pregnant with john murphy's child lol
murphy: ikr
murphy: if someone told me that four years ago i'd ask what drugs they were on and if i could have som
harper: BAHAHAHA
clarke: didn't you always like raven tho
murphy: yeah
murphy: but i didn't think she'd like me sooo
murphy: i turned into an ass
raven: a softie ass
harper: okay then
clarke: when does monty go back to work?
harper: a week
harper: he takes off a lot to see jordan and i though
bellamy: family goals
octavia: bell
bellamy: yes
octavia: im hungry
bellamy: okay?
bellamy: yk i cant cook
octavia: yeah but i like complaining to you bc it reminds me of the old times
bellamy: smh
bellamy: continue you whiny brat
octavia: ;)
octavia: will do
octavia: i complain to linc all the time but i know he's not listening
lincoln: how do you know that?
octavia: cause whenever you're not paying attention you stare at your feet
lincoln: damn
lincoln: still love u tho
clarke: that's so cute tho
murphy: we're not doing this again tho
bellamy: why not tho
murphy: idk tho
raven: im so tired tho
murphy: go to bed tho
raven: okie
murphy: i love you
raven: i love you too
clarke: i want foooooodddd
bellamy: sorry i'm no help
clarke: obviously
clarke: we've had to get three different microwaves since we moved in
clarke: can you order pizza
bellamy: id thought you'd never ask
harper: when are u two gonna fuck
bellamy: WOAH
clarke: we already have
murphy: where are my godchildren then??
octavia: YOUR godchildren??
murphy: jes
clarke: idk
bellamy: hehe
clarke: stop
lincoln: you are pregnant aren't you
clarke: no
lincoln: really? because the clarke i know hates pizza
clarke: SHIT
monty: HOLY
raven: I SMELL TEA
miller: CLARKE
clarke: BELLAMY
bellamy: OKAY YEAH
bellamy: shes pregnant
raven: AHAHJAAKWLLALLALSLLAAKWLLSLLDLKAKQJSLELKWKW
octavia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lincoln: knew it
harper: SLWLZLSLLWLSLLLS WHY DIDNT U TELL US
monty: one of y'all needs to learn how to cook
clarke: we wanted to surprise you
clarke: besides we just found out a week ago
miller: yk, in most stories girls who are pregnant are always afraid to tell the guy
clarke: i know
clarke: but i know bellamy loves me soooooooooooo
raven: and this isn't a story miller lol wyd
miller: i know i'm just saying
miller: i've never dated a girl before so i thought when you got pregnant they all reacted the same
bellamy: most of the time, the main character is a complete idiot and when she starts feeling nauseous or dizzy, and the fact that she doesn't have her period, that she's just overworking herself
murphy: LMAO ITS SO DUMB
murphy: raven walked up to me and went 'im pregnant fucker'
raven: yeah
raven: i was kinda in shock tbh but
monty: oh harper was a mess
harper: stop
miller: tell us
monty: she texted me to come home bc it was extremely urgent
monty: she was on the floor crying next to a positive pregnancy test
monty: then she goes "i guess i've been eating too much dick"
clarke: NSKSKWKLSKSKDLLSOOSSO
harper: really?
harper: how did you find out?
bellamy: she was so chill about it
bellamy: we were watching netflix, and she stood up all of a sudden, saying that she was gonna puke. she ran in the bathroom while i sat on the couch like an idiot confused as hell. she came back out and said "i'm pretty sure i'm pregnant."
bellamy: and that's how i met your mother.
miller: AHAHAHAAHA
clarke: i want a boy
bellamy: too bad
bellamy: i want a girl
three months later
clarke: y'all
clarke: we're having twins
harper: boy and a girl?
bellamy: yup
octavia: great. now murphy and i can share godchildren
octavia: dibs on the girl
murphy: whatever
i start school today and i kinda hoped i would drown in the shower