seven months later
clarke: WHEN CAN I COME SEE HIM
clarke: I WANNA BE THE FIRST PERSON HE MEETS AFTER HIS PARENTS
raven: NO ME
octavia: NO ME
clarke: I WAS HERE FIRST
raven: IM A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU
clarke: I MEANT IN THE GROUP CHAT DUMBASS
raven: DON'T DUMBASS ME
clarke: DUMBASS
murphy: oh my god
murphy: girls, i'm already there
octavia: WHAT
raven: THAT'S WHERE U WENT?
clarke: YOU FUCKER
octavia: BUTT LICKER
raven: actually—
raven: I MEAN NOTHING
bellamy: clarke u need to come to the new house
clarke: why
bellamy: cause i can't cook
bellamy: and uh
clarke: did you explode the microwave again
bellamy: maybe
monty: you guys can come whenever you want
monty: harper is asleep though
miller: idc about her i wanna see the kid
miller: jk
clarke: bell i'll be there in a sec, but then we're seeing jordan
bellamy: okay
bellamy: hurry pls
clarke: will do
lincoln: i'll be there in a second too
lincoln: okay not a second but
octavia: don't text and drive idiot
clarke: oh god not this again
octavia: problem?
clarke: yeah
clarke: i haven't seen you in two weeks :///////
octavia: :(((
octavia: ily bbyg
clarke: ilyt
raven: \:
clarke: we love u too
octavia: if you're so smart u should've figured that out
raven: im gonna fight u
octavia: BITCH
clarke: bellamy i want a dog
bellamy: i heard you
clarke: did u
clarke: cause we still don't have one
bellamy: babe.
bellamy: we just moved into the house
bellamy: we're not even fully moved in yet
clarke: ugh
clarke: murphy i want a dog
murphy: what did bellamy say
clarke: not right now
murphy: then not right now
clarke: wow
clarke: miller
miller: nope
clarke: damn
clarke: i just want a dog tho
bellamy: i said not right now tho
raven: you guys just moved out tho
murphy: raven is moving in with me because she doesn't wanna deal with clarke's insane mother tho
monty: that was really long tho
bellamy: you know what else is even longer tho
octavia: prolly not ur dick tho
miller: ask clarke tho
clarke: that's personal information tho
clarke: and if u find out you'll probably leave your husband tho
raven: oh my god tho
clarke: i know right tho
lincoln: what the duck is happening tho
murphy: i don't like dicks tho
raven: i would hope not
raven: tho
murphy: shit i meant ducks tho
clarke: stop trying to be jace tho
bellamy: tf is jace
murphy: THO
clarke: jace herondale tho
bellamy: who is that tho
clarke: a fictional character who hates ducks tho
raven: we stan tho
octavia: yes we do tho
bellamy: why does he hate ducks tho
clarke: i forget tbh tho
clarke: will didnt like ducks either tho
raven: will thinks they're evil souls tho
bellamy: who is will tho
bellamy: i am very confused tho
clarke: will is jace's great great grandfather or something like that tho
octavia: and he hates ducks too tho
lincoln: it's a whole duck hating family tho
murphy: why tho
murphy: we may never know tho
miller: no we know tho
miller: they're evil creatures tho
miller: true tho
clarke: bellamy tho
bellamy: yes
bellamy: tho
clarke: dog tho
murphy: no tho
clarke: shut up