axl: "Ladies brace yourselves! Axl Rose from Guns n' roses has just announced he's off the market!"
duff: "Our favorite rocker has found his lucky lady!"
izzy: "Guns n roses member Izzy Stradlin has found himself a new lady!"
slash: "Badboy Slash has found someone who loves his hair and top hat just as much as he does!"
steven: "What's that I hear? A million girls hearts breaking all at once? Yep, Steven Adler is officially taken!"