sup there mr burrito man how ya doin
can i just let it gooo rn bc im all pissed
i may sound like a prissy little stuck up bitch (but im not one okay maybe)
but anyways FUCKING 5SOS IS IN CALIFORNIA THOSE HOES. I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA OK. SO IM JUST LISTENING TO THE RADIO AND THEY COME ON LIKE HOLA WE'RE 5 SAUCE AND WE RELEASED IN ALBUM TODAY HAR HAR HAR AND IM LIKE im holdin it rn bitches hehe and then they announce that they'll be performing at the forum in la in like november whatever but fUCKING SHIT THEY ARE GONNA BE AT THE FORUM IN LA ON SATURDAY SELLING TICKETS, GIVING OUT LIMITED MERCH AND FREE WRISTBANDS AND THEY'RE GONNA COME DOWN AND SAY HI TO FANS LIKE NJKDNVIJSNHVSBFHJKVBSDFHJB
but guess where im gonna just so coincidently be.... disneyland
ooh yay fun but BITCH IVE BEEN TO DISNEY 23784Y TIMES OK and fine whatever thats cool #familyfuntime right
ok
but then im like telling my dad and hes like "too bad you'll be in disneyland and so what you'll see them in september (which i am yaas) but heres what tICKED ME OFF. i tell my mom and im like blah blah theyre gonna meet the fans blah and shes like too bad and its not like youre gonna meet them anyways... .-.-..-.-..-...-.-.--.--.-.-.-. thanks for ruining my life goals mom
in conclusion i want ashtons dick
jen coco out *mic drop*