At the guild...
"Nothing to do!" Lucy complained, resting her head on the bar table
"Why don't you go on a job?" Mira suggested
"Well, Natsu said he wanted to rest for a while" Lucy told her
"Why don't you go by yourself, or go with a different team?" Mira asked
"We are a team otherwise i would have" Lucy replied
"You guys still together so well, Its almost like you were a couple!" Mira said
"We are not!" Lucy said disagreeing
"But Natsu might really love you Lucy!" Mira said Lucy turned to see Natsu dancing with Happy on the table
"I think i'll pass" Lucy said
"Well I heard he really loves you" Mira continued to tease her
"Hey, Natsu! stop screwing around and lets go out on a job!" Snow shouted
"Yeah!" Gray agreed
"You, put on some clothes!" Erza said to Gray
"Give me a break, Its good to take a day off once in a while right Happy?" Natsu asked
"Aye!" Happy replied
"And now this!" Natsu and Happy moved their arms like birds Snow and Erza stand their watching and twitching their eyebrow both wanting to kill Natsu
"I don't think so" Lucy said
"You two would be a good couple though... " Mira told her
"Not a chance" Lucy said
The Next Day...
"Nothing to do..." Lucy said as she reads a book and relaxes
"Hey there Lucy, you feeling better?" Natsu asked as he puts his arm over Lucy
Lucy freaks out "Get off! Don't be all over me like that!" she runs out of the guild with a red face
"Hey Lucy..." Natsu called for her
"This is bad, i can't have him falling for me" Lucy thought as she rushed out of the guild
"Natsu! quit fooling around!" Snow said
"What's that pretty boy, you wanna fight?" Natsu answered
"Here they go again..." Yuki and Gray both said sighing
"Round one!" Happy called ringing a bell as Snow and Natsu started fighting each other Yuki, Gray, Genie and Happy watch them
"I just remembered i got to do something" Natsu said, stopping the fight
"What kind of excuse is that?" Snow asked
Meanwhile, the guys of the guild are talking about how Natsu likes someone in the guild
"Natsu, where the hell are you going? come back and fight me!" Snow shouted
"Give it a rest Snow, if you keep going the way your going you will make the whole guild start fighting" Gray said Yuki nodded in agreement
"What's that suppose to mean?!" Snow shouted
Juvia opens the potion "Now Gray-sama look into my eyes" she blew the bubbles they went into Master Makarov's nose making him sneeze
"That idiot...Come back here Natsu!" Snow called running out of the guild after Natsu
"Look at Juvia" She blows the bubbles at him once again but instead it Macao, Wakaba, Freed, Bickslow, Evergreen, and Levy. Juvia does it again but this time it passes Gray again and goes into Erza, Mira, Elfman, Cana, Yuki, Jet, and Droy. "Stop moving, Gray-sama! at this rate everyone in the guild will fall for Juvia, Even just thinking about it freaks Juvia out" Juvia yells for Gray acting like a baseball pitcher "Gray-sama!" She blows once more and it finally goes into Gray's mouth when he was yawning "Finally!"
After a moment, Gray blushes in Juvia's direction "What is this feeling?"
"Finally...Finally!" Juvia gazes at Gray "Gray-sama will look into Juvia's eyes and speak those sweet words to me!" Gray walks pass Juvia to Happy. Happy turns around to look at Gray while eating a fish
"Your always flying around free as as bird...I hate it!" Gray shouts angrily at Happy
"What?!" Happy dropped his fish
"I'm strong but i can't fly, and your weak but you can so in the end, we're even!" Gray continued to shout and pointed at him "As of this moment you are my rival!"
"What the heck has gotten into him?" Warren asked
"So bring it on!" Gray said
"I'm scared, why is Gray acting weird, Natsu!" Happy said flying around and looking for Natsu "Where's Natsu?"
"N-No...What happened?" Juvia was confused by the potion's effect
Macao punches Wakaba but he catches his fist "Wakaba, you want to tell me how much you made last month?" Macao asked
"More than you i bet" Wakaba replied grinning
"Remind me why i hang out with you?" Macao asked
"Because you want to keep the score" Wakaba answered
"What are we again?" Macao said with his head against Wakaba's forehead
"Rivals, of course!" Wakaba replied
"Drink alcohol, But don't be drowned by it! you listening to me alcohol?" Master Makarov yells at a barrel "I'm not going to lose to my rival"
"I don't think alcohol can be your rival, Master" Max asked
"Is it just that barrel or alcohol in general?" Warren put in
"You, pillar!" Erza points to a random pillar "Why must you shatter my dreams by crossing through here? All i wish is to pass through here, and yet you challenge me so you are my rival!"
"I don't think you can be rivals with a non-living thing, Erza" Max told her
"The alcohol thing makes sense, but a pillar?" Warren added
"Erza let's fight like we used to back in the day, only i am not losing this time!" Mira said to Erza "Because you are my lifelong rival, Erza!"
"I hate always being your shadow!" Yuki yelled at Snow
"Oh yeah? what you got to say about it?" Snow replied
"Let's fight, we will see who is the better twin!" Yuki told him his fist covered in ice
"Bring it on!" Snow said his fist covered in shadows
"Yuki didn't have a problem with him before" Max commented
"Just be glad Natsu is not here" Warren told him
"I'm so confused why is everyone acting so strange? Where are you Natsu?" Happy said flying around the guild
"I found you!" Gray said blocking his path Happy trembled "Bring it on, cat!" Juvia didn't know that the potion the old man sold her was mixed with forbidden ingredients after selling the potion, he fled town
"Master, let's have a drinking contest, i always wanted to challenge you!" Cana said
"You are not my rival, my rival is alcohol itself!" Master Makarov replied
"I won't lose to you Master!" Cana pours alcohol into her mouth
"Three against three, We might be equal in number but not in skill" Freed said with Bickslow and Evergreen next to him
"Are you saying we are weak?" Levy asked with Jet and Droy behind her "Let's battle!"
"There is no real Man here!" Elfman yelled "Where is my rival?"
"He wants a rival?" Max thinks to himself
"He is always like that it makes no difference to me" Warren answered
Macao and Wakaba are busy comparing their monthy earnings
"It's the Thunder Legion versus Shadow Gear!" Freed and his team do a weird pose "We will see who is the best three man team in Fairytail!"
"Your on!" Levy and her team do a pose as well
"Are they having a posing competition?" Max and Warren thought
"You won't defeat me!" Cana and Master Makarov are pouring alcohol into their mouths
"Ice Dragon Roar!" Yuki said as he let out his breath attack
"Black Dragon Roar!" Snow said defending himself from Yuki's attack
"Please stop! You will destroy the whole guild!" Max said
"Where is a real Man?!" Elfman asked
"Requip! Heaven's Wheel!" Erza attacks the pillar with her swords
"Stop that, Erza!" Max ordered
"We just rebuilt the guild don't go destroying it again!" Warren added
"Silence!" Erza ordered "This pillar is constantly in my way, it is making my angry! All i want is to pass through here and it is shattering my dreams! in other words, its my rival!"
"Can't you just go around it?" Max asked
"I know she likes to take things straight on but i never imagined this" Warren said
"Erza always bumps into things" Happy added
Mira punches them away "Erza come and fight me! your rival is right here!"
"Can't you see i'm busy? i am facing my lifelong rival!" Erza replied
"It's just a pillar..." Max said
"Don't ignore me Erza!" Mira told her "Satan Soul!"
"Just stop it already!" Max and Warren shouted
"Requip! Purgatory Armor!" Erza requips into a different armor Max and Warren begged her to stop
"Wildcat...Punch!" Mira punches Max and Warren away
"I need to fight a real Man!" Elfman turned into a beast
"Shut up!" Mira punches Elfman as well Erza attacks the pillar countless times as Max and Warren give up
Outside, Happy is dealing with Gray
The Next Day...
Erza finds her swords stabbed into the pillar "I don't remember doing this" Everyone had turn back to normal
"It's finally over..." Max and Warren cry a waterfall together
A Few Days Later...
Lucy still complains as she rests her head on the table "Nothing to do..."
"Hey, Lucy" Mira walks up to her "I was thinking about it, I heard Snow has had a huge crush on you for a while now"
"Please don't start again..." Lucy begged