You: Jin, I love you.
Jin: Omg, really? I love myself too! You should also love yourself!
You: B-But, I mean it.
Jin: Sorry, I already have Namjoon.
You: Suga, I love you.
Suga: I have Jimin, even though h-he loves Jungkook.
/turns to the other side of his bed and cries silently/
You: I mean it.
Suga: I really love Jimin, I'm sorry.
You: Hopie, I love you.
J-Hope: You mean as a friend? I also love you as a friend! Let's all love ourselves, friendseu!
You: /friendzoned/
You: RM, I love you.
RM: Really? But I have Jin.
You: I also mean it.
RM: You know what! We should love ourselves instead. It's okay to love others, but we also shouldn't love them very much, we still have to learn to love ourselves.
You: Jimin, I love you.
Jimin: I also love myself, but dw! I love you as a friend, sorry, but I love Jungkook more. /leaves/
Yoongi: I feel you, Y/N.
You: Tae, I love you.
Taehyung: You love me? Wait, what is love? Can I eat that?
You: Jungkook, I love you.
Jungkook: I only love Tae! Now, if you think that I'll love you, I can't!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!