D- Darling
S- Sweety
R- Rana
SSR- Director Rajamouli
MV- Mind Voice
Pic credits: Bahubali Exam Skit YouTube.
D: Sweety! What is this the earphones always gets tangled ?? Who invented such stuffs ? Brainless people!
S mv: He is so lazy to do it by himself for that blaming the inventors..sigh..
She untangles the cord for him.
S: Here...
D: Hmmm..
She continues to write.
D: Sweety !! what an idiotic phone is this ?? We have to sue the company! I can't hear the audio !! 😡
S: There...you will be able to hear now. ( Mv: Of course you won't be able to hear because volume has been muted. You have to increase it da idiot ! 🙄)
D: Hmm..
After a minute,
D: Sweety !!
S: (Looks up from her paper ) What now ??
D: Water !
S: ( Mv: Which mountain peak did he touch that he's asking for water now? He didn't even start and he's thirsty)
Where is your bottle? I'll get water.
D: What do you mean where is your bottle ? Since when has there been a your or mine haan ?
S: ( Mv: Hmm he didn't bring his, to cover up for that these talks indirectly asking for mine.)
Here...
Passes him her bottle and gets back to her work.
D: Sweety !!
S: Enti ?? You want me to open the bottle ??
D: 😁
S Opens the bottle and gives him. She is irritated but maintains her cool.
D: Sweety !!
S: Look, I can't gulp down water for you.
D: No no that.
S: Then ?
D: I asked for water but you have given me 7-Up.
S: What do you mean ?? I only carry water with me no carbonated drinks.
D: But this is 7-up!
S: Is it ? Give...
She takes the bottle from him and drinks.
S: Hey, this is water only !!
D: I know ! I wanted your lips to brush the bottle neck. ( Giggles and winks his eyes at her before gulping the water) Ahaa... this is so refreshing ! Only my bangaram has the power to convert water to nectar with the magic of her lips.😉
S:😡*outside* ☺️ *inside*
R: Bava, pass me some water...
D: What have you done to ask for water ??
R: Bava, I have been practising my lines, mouthing my dialogues bava.. my throat is dry pls ra bava !
D: (gives him a kick) You know you are coming for script discussion and you come without a water bottle ?? Do you have brains ??
R: But bava you too didn't bring your bottle and you drank from bro's no.. where is your brains ?
D: Hey Sweety naadhi! She's mine! Her water is my water, so I can drink how can you drink from the same bottle ? There is a water cooler outside go drink water from there if you want.
R: Bad bava! 😤
R gets up and goes.
S: Hey where is bro going ?
D: He's going to drink water.
S: Why? I have water.
D: That is my water I won't share with anyone.
D holds the bottle to his chest and S hits her forehead.
S: Ooh tantrum kid ! Ok pass me I need some..
D: So how does the water taste now after me tasting it ? 😉
S: Hmm...tastes yuck ! Has got the flavour of the beer you drank last night.
D: 😕
S: 😁
D: Am I annoying you Sweetu ma?😒
S: Yes, you are ! I sat to write the dialogues but I have not even completed a single line all because of your Sweety jap....pls let me do my work da.
D: Ok sweetu, carry on.
D mv : Sweety is writing, bava is seriously reharsing his dialogues everyone else is busy with some work I am feeling bored. I can't lie on her lap they will kick me out of the room. Pretending to listen to audio script let me listen to some songs hmm what has she got on her playlist ??
Scrolls through her playlists and finds atleast one song from all his movies in there.
D mv : Ohh my bangaram loves me so much she has all my songs 😁 hmm let me play 'idedo bagunde.'
😍
D closes his eyes to enjoy the song. He crosses his legs and with his feet he strokes S's feet. She blushes. It reminds of their Mirchi foot rub scene during the wedding.
S: Listening to idedo bagundi ?
D nods his head. S smiles. She takes one of the earphones and fits it on her ear and discreetly strokes his foot. He widens his eyes. Then he does it again. They take turns to stroke each other's feet.
SSR notices this.
SSR: Darling ! Sweety !
Who is listening ??
SSR: 😡😡😡
SSR goes near and waves at them but they are staring at each other listening to the song and stroking feets. He takes D's earphone and hears 'idedo bagundi' song. This movement alerts DS who stop what they are doing and look at him.
SSR: Baaaundi raa... baaundi( Very nice... very nice)... coming for script discussion and romancing.. Get up the both of you ! Go stand there!
As if school kids caught by principal, they obey.
SSR: Darling you first. Recite your dialogue.
D: (Looks at Sweety) "Okka chance istavaa jeevithantham ikkada pettukoni chusukuntanu." [Will you give me a chance, I'll keep you here in my heart for the rest of my life] Correct bangaram ?😃
S: Perfect Pabsu! Still the same, no change. Just shave this beard, trim your hair and moustache and you will be Jai!
He smirks at her and she blushes. SSR is fuming with hands folded infront.
D&S: Oops !!
SSR: I meant to recite the dialogue during the head cutting scene. 😡😡
D hasn't memorized his lines so he cooks up an excuse.
D: I can but where are the shackles ? Where is my sword ? Sweety's tummy is flat.. I have to get angry no ?
SSR: Wow !!! What a dedication !!! I am impressed. Do one thing, I'll get you both married and send you on a honeymoon for a month. We'll have the script discussion once she has grown a real bump. Will that do sir?
D: It is fine with me, Sweety also won't have any issues. Don't worry Raj, we'll not trouble you so much one month is not required. Just give us a week we'll accomplish the task. Ok bangaram ?
He winks at her.
S: Oh no Pabsu, one week will be less. You need to sleep also right. Make it two weeks.
D: You are right! 2 weeks is enough Raj.
SSR: Rama !!!! 😤
Rama: Yes dear.
SSR: 2 weeks it seems. You stay here and ensure they memorise their dialogues in 2 minutes.If they don't get it right put them both in separate rooms. I'll come.
Rama: Where are you going ??
SSR: I am going to walk barefoot to the ganesha temple and break a coconut that my movie shooting should go on smoothly, it should be released without any mess and most importantly I shouldn't lose my sanity by the end of it.
Rama: Oh ! Break one on my behalf also.
R: And for me too !
SSR: Ok ok I'll do it for all of us.
D&S: What about us ? 😕
Lord Ganesha: Oh no !!! These two sinners also want to break coconut ?? I need to save my sanity first. Escape !!!😰
Lord Ganesha mounts his mouse and flees!
All: 😧😧😧
THE END.
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