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Author: ATTENTION DEMIGODS OF THIS CHAT
Percy: *whisper* is that Roh?
Leo: No, that's Nico. WHO DO YOU THINK THE AUTHOR OF THIS CRAPPY CHAT THINGY MABOB IS?!
Percy: Right. Hi Nico.
Leo: That was sarcasm.
Author: Sorry about not updating a lot, readers. It's just... idk. I currently don't have a name and that's kinda... weird.
Piper: .... But you have a name. You have lots of names. Like Rose and Roh and Norman and N-
Author: Don't you dare say my legal name.
Piper: .... k.
Author: Anyway, I trust you readers a lot and I was wondering on names. I was gonna do Roh but literally 5% of the world's population can pronounce it right.
Annabeth: Seeing as I have been busy the past two chapters, I'm a little confused on this whole "You were female now you're male" thing.
Author: Yeah, a few people are. It's not that I've changed my biological sex, just my gender. Google it if you're having trouble.
Annabeth: Okay, but what about your legal name/Rose, the name 99% of the people you know call you?
Author: My legal name sucks and Rose is very female.
Author: ANYYYYYWHOOO I was thinking Roman, Alex, or Jack. Opinions?
Percy: Not Jack. He constantly hits on Riptide. Show that sword some respect for ladies!
Annabeth: Didn't Alex cut my cousins head off then kiss him later on?
Author: ... yes, that did happen.
Jason: But maybe not Roman. Because if you fall....
Nico: THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN!
Jason: Exactly.
Nico: No, Rome is being raided by Titans rn, gtg.
Hazel: oh PHUCK.
Frank: HAZEL DO NOT USE THAT LANGUAGE
Hazel: FRANK DO NOT TELL ME WHAT LANGAUGE TO USE I'LL FREAKING GO ALL CAJUN FRENCH ON YOU
Fact: People will say "Louisiana French" but that's literally "Cajun French". Cajun is not a religion, it's an ancestry thing. 85% of South Louisiana's population is Cajun French or something like that idk. But it's the same thing.
Reyna: ROMANS, BEAT THE SCHIST OUT OF EVERYTHING.
Reyna: EXCEPT NICO.
Reyna: NICO PROTECTION SQUAD, UNITE.
Will: I CAN PROTECT HIM BY MYSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Reyna: Will, you're a doctor.
Will: An army doctor, meaning I can break every bone in your body while naming them
Author: Why is Reyna even here?????
Reyna: You dont wanna know
Author: I'll trust on that
Author: And I'm on Will's side.
Author: "I hate that squad, Nico doesn't need protection he has condoms- I MEAN A SWORD Oh Schist that sounds worst." -Angelica
Nico: I respect that quote and I'm not scared to shit from Angelica nope nope she's a fluffy cinnomen she can't hurt me ha ha ha
Percy: Yea okay suuuure
Author: Anyway, imma goooooo.
Author: (please leave name suggestions in comments I legit cannot name myself ty)
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