Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)

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By ancient-mango

*Twas the opening of the chat*

Roh: And all through the internet

Percy: Not a single WiFi bar was missing

Jason: And net neutrality had not passed yet

Nico: You guys know nobody knows what you're trying to do, right?

Will: AND FUCKING NICO DECIDED TO RUIN THE MOOD

Nico: How could I NOT ruin the mood?

Frank: *gasps and covers Hazel's ears* ROH HOW DARE YOU NOT BLEEP PUT SUCH A HARSH WORD?!

Roh: Haha... well, the only reason I decided to not cuss before is because innocent eyes and stuff but Wattpad has proven nobody is innocent on here.

Roh: And my irl best friend who also reads my horribleness allowed me to start cussing so SHIT YES

Roh: Sorry, overkill. ^-^

Leo: YES SONS OF B-

Roh: LEO WE DO NOT CALL PEOPLE THAT. NO. BAD.

Hazel: AAAAAANYYYYYWAAAAYYYYY

Hazel: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND IF YOU DONT HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS I WILL CHOP YOUR A-

Frank: *snuggles Hazel* sssshhh, it's okay. We'll have a great Christmas.

Roh: *taps Piper's shoulder* Pardon, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

Piper: No.

Angelica(because she's complete Hamilton trash): *sucker punches Piper* DEPENDS, WHO'S ASKING?!

Percy: Oh, sure, sir, my name is-

Jason: JOHN CENA

Roh: *throws a brick at Jason* ALEXANDER HAMILTON, IM AT YOUR SERVICE SIR

Will: I have been LOOKING FOR YOU

Angelica: I'm getting nervous...

Roh: SIR I *Google's the lyrics because I can't remember the exact words*

Nico: .... I HEARD YOUR NAME IN PRINCETON, I WAS SEEKING AN ACCELERATED CORSE OF STUDY

(Make sure to Google the lyrics later and check that must be word by word)

Roh: WHEN I WAS SORTED OUT OF SORTS WITH A BUDDY OF YOURS

Percy: I MAY HAVE PUNCHED HIM, ITS A BLUR SIR

Roh: He handles the financials?

Rachel( <insert her username because she ain't Rachel Dare): *sigh* You punched the bursar?

<prolonged silence>

Leo: YES. I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two and join the revolution

Annabeth: He looked at me like I was stupid AND IM NOT STUPID!

Roh: How'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

Angelica: It was my parents dying wish before they passed...

Roh: *literally brakes down because that part always gets me*

Angelica: It's okay, it's okay. You're very weak, but it's okay.

Nico: WE DIDNT GET TO LAFAYETTE, WHY DID WE HAVE TO STOP THERE

Will: (Nico use to crush on Lafayette)

Nico: SHUT UP WILL HE HAD A VERY SMEXY ACCENT.

Will: *to calm down Neeks* MY NAME IS A-L...-E-X...-A-N-D-

Nico: E-R, WE ARE, MEANT TO BE

(Okay, yes, that was adorable. Ten points to Author Chan)

Piper: Can the chat close now?

Leo: Not until we sing all 50 thousand songs of Hamilton

Roh: Sounds good, let's do it.

Jason: RAISE A GLASS TO FREEEEDOOOMMMM

Percy: SOMETHING THEY CAN NEVER TAAAKE AAAWAYYY (until Donald Trump happened)

Roh: RAISE A GLASS TO THE FOUR (actually, like, 10-ish) OF US!

Leo: TOMORROW THERE'LL BE MOOORE OF US (Oh Lord I hope not)

Jason: TELLING THE STORY OF TONIGHT

Piper: Okay, that's enough, the readers are getting bored, and I'm closing the chat

Roh: BUT-

Piper: FUCKYOUROH

*The chat has been closed*

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