jack: merry christler
finn: i love you
jack: ❤️
wyatt: you never said happy Hanukkah now did you?
jack: sOrRy
sophia: YALL I GOT A UKULELE
millie: WAIT SAME
sadie: OML ME TOO
jaeden: why did all the girls get ukuleles
sophia: cuz they're fun
wyatt: i got fuzzy slippers
noah: I GOT SO MANY ERAERS GUYS!!!!!!!!
finn: why the fuck are you excited about erasers
noah: OMFG I LOVE ERASERS SO MUCH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
jack: finn i'm sorry i have to say this but noah is fucking adorable
noah: AW THANKS 🅱️
jack: NO PROBLEM 🅱️
finn: NOAH SCHNIPITY SCHNAPP STOP STEALING MY BOYFRIEND
noah: I CANT CONTROL MY ADORABLENESS
sophia: MILLIE BOBBY BROWN AND SADIE SINK I HAVE CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR YOU WHERE YOU FUCKERS AT
sadie: HOME
millie: HOME
sophia: MEET ME AT THE STOP SIGN WHERE PARKWOOD AND MAPLE MEET
sadie: SIR YES SIR
millie: * salutes*
jack: WHY DO ONLY THEY GET GIFTS FROM YOU
sophia: YOULL GET YOURS HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES
jack: I CANT THEYRE TOO STRONG
sophia: TRY HARDER
jack: THEYRE JUST TOO S T R O NG
finn: ILL HELP YOU JACK
jack: THANK YOU HONEY CAN YOU HOLD BOBBY AND ASPARAGUS?
finn: WHY IS YOUR HORSES NAME ASPARAGUS??
jack: cuz it's a free fuckin country you little shit
finn: jesus fuck i'm sorry
jack: you should be
jaeden: last time i checked y'all were supposed to be at my house by 12 and it's 11:47 you better be getting ready fuckers
jack: literally skateboarding there now
finn: stay far from that ditch
jack: *shivers* don't talk about it
finn: never again
millie: OH MY FUCK YALL
noah: WHAT
sadie: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES
sadie: SOPHIA ILYSM ❤️😩
finn: WHAT HAPPENED
millie: SHE GOT US THE BEST NECKLACES EVER HOLD ON I HAVE A PICTURE
millie:
sophia: 😁😁😁😁
jack: i want to be a best bitch
finn: i'll order one for us jack
jaeden: wyatt wyatt
jaeden: me too
wyatt: already on it
jack: guys unfortunate update
finn: ???
noah: what this time
jack: .....
jack: i'm in the ditch.....
sophia: oh my fuck
finn: bb y
jack: i'm sorry finn come save me
finn: omw bubba
sadie: i love marriage
noah: let's get married then
sadie: fuck yeah i thought you'd never ask
millie: i stan this
wyatt: STAN
wyatt: YOU CALLED
jaeden: bb no
finn: jack we ran into some technical difficulties
jack: ???
finn: my bike fell in the ditch do you see it
jack: fuck it hit me finn i h9 u
finn: i'm sorry sugar i'm coming in
millie: *heterosexual flashbacks*
jaeden: those are the worst kind of flashbacks
jaeden: me and soph would know
sophia: don't talk about it
jack: fuck finn fell on me
finn: JACK IM ROLLING WHERE ARE YOU
jack: TO THE LEFT
finn: CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
jack: FINN NO
jack: aaaaaaand he's in a puddle
millie: you two are a goddamn mess
10 minutes later
finn: okay jaeden we've escaped the ditch
finn: we're on our way
jaeden: good cuz everyone else is here
jack: i'm on the back of finns bike cuz HE BROKE MY SK8 BOARD AGAIN BUT ITS CHRISTMAS SO IM NOT PRESSING CHARGES
sophia: he was a sk8er boi
millie: the amount of times i've had to ride on the back of finns bike is ridiculous
finn: i blame the duffer brothers
jack: FINN STOP TEXTING WE ALMOST HIT THAT OLD LADY
finn: SHES DESERVES IT I SAW HER STEPPING ON ANTS
noah: fuck no i'll mess her up
jaeden: just get here already
1 hour later
wyatt: FUCK YALL WE'VE GOT SOME PRETTY INTENSE FACK ACTION HAPPENING
millie: WAIT SHIT WHAT
jaeden: OH MY FUCK THEYRE KISSING UNDER THE MOTHER FUCKING MISTLETOE
millie: BAKDLSLABKLSLAKSDKD
millie: ID LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD BUT JESUS
jack: stop exposing us like this on christmas
finn: lol that rhymed
jack: whatever just keep kissing me heartthrob
noah: i'm weak
wyatt: aren't we all
sophia: merry christler