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sophia: BABE!

millie: YEAH?

sophia: nothin i just wanted to see who would respond if i said babe

millie: well fuck you i thought something was wrong

sophia: SORRY DARLING

millie: YEAH YEAH

finn: so are you two like official cuz i stan this

sophia: nah lol

jack: i ship it #sillie

wyatt: NO THATS SADIE AND MILLIE WE NEED SOMETHING ELSE

noah: WAIT IM HERE FOR THIS

noah: SOPHIE?

finn: NOAH SCHNAPP! YOURE A GENIUS!

noah: dan howell?

finn: dan howell.

wyatt: okay well sophie is my otp

jack: for once i agree with wyatt

wyatt: what are you implying?

jack: that you have horrible opinions.

jaeden: I SMELL SOMEONE HURTING MY HUSBAND

jaeden: BACK AWAY FRED SAVAGE

finn: HEY HEY

finn: HE WAS ONLY VOICING HIS OPINION

finn: ITS A FREE COUNTRY YOU OVER COOKED BROCCOLI

wyatt: OH NO YOU DID NOT

wyatt: YOU DID NOT JUST CALL MY MAN OVER COOKED BROCCOLI YOU COLD PIZZA SLICE

jack: OKAY FIRST OF ALL NO

jack: COLD PIZZA IS DELICIOUS just like finn AND YOU SIR NEED TO STEP OFF MY MAN

sophia: okay boys, break it up, break it up

jack: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT ME AND FINN BREAK UP?!?!?!

sophia: NO!

sadie: ID JUST LIKE TO SAY YOU GUYS ARE A GOD DAMN MESS

chosen: i stand with sadie on this one

finn: yeah fuck you too chosen

millie: WAIT GUYS

sophia: YEAH

jack: WHAT

millie: TARGET IS HAVING A 30% OFF ALL VACUUM CLEANER SALE

jack: OH MY FUCKING SHIT LETS GO

sophia: IM OMW

finn: IM GETTING MY MONEY HOLD UP YALL

jaeden: ARE YOU SERIOUS?? IM SO REDDIE

sadie: YALL IM COMIN

wyatt: IDK WHY WE R SO EXCITED ABOUT VACUUMS BUU OKAY

chosen: i guess i'll tell jermey

millie: YOU FUCKIN BETTER

noah: WAIT

noah: 30%?!?!?

finn: 30%!!!!

noah: OMW

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