merry fucking christler

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jack: merry christler

finn: i love you

jack: ❤️

wyatt: you never said happy Hanukkah now did you?

jack: sOrRy

sophia: YALL I GOT A UKULELE

millie: WAIT SAME

sadie: OML ME TOO

jaeden: why did all the girls get ukuleles

sophia: cuz they're fun

wyatt: i got fuzzy slippers

noah: I GOT SO MANY ERAERS GUYS!!!!!!!!

finn: why the fuck are you excited about erasers

noah: OMFG I LOVE ERASERS SO MUCH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND

jack: finn i'm sorry i have to say this but noah is fucking adorable

noah: AW THANKS 🅱️

jack: NO PROBLEM 🅱️

finn: NOAH SCHNIPITY SCHNAPP STOP STEALING MY BOYFRIEND

noah: I CANT CONTROL MY ADORABLENESS

sophia: MILLIE BOBBY BROWN AND SADIE SINK I HAVE CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR YOU WHERE YOU FUCKERS AT

sadie: HOME

millie: HOME

sophia: MEET ME AT THE STOP SIGN WHERE PARKWOOD AND MAPLE MEET

sadie: SIR YES SIR

millie: * salutes*

jack: WHY DO ONLY THEY GET GIFTS FROM YOU

sophia: YOULL GET YOURS HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES

jack: I CANT THEYRE TOO STRONG

sophia: TRY HARDER

jack: THEYRE JUST TOO S T R O NG

finn: ILL HELP YOU JACK

jack: THANK YOU HONEY CAN YOU HOLD BOBBY AND ASPARAGUS?

finn: WHY IS YOUR HORSES NAME ASPARAGUS??

jack: cuz it's a free fuckin country you little shit

finn: jesus fuck i'm sorry

jack: you should be

jaeden: last time i checked y'all were supposed to be at my house by 12 and it's 11:47 you better be getting ready fuckers

jack: literally skateboarding there now

finn: stay far from that ditch

jack: *shivers* don't talk about it

finn: never again

millie: OH MY FUCK YALL

noah: WHAT

sadie: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES

sadie: SOPHIA ILYSM ❤️😩

finn: WHAT HAPPENED

millie: SHE GOT US THE BEST NECKLACES EVER HOLD ON I HAVE A PICTURE

millie:

millie:

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