Fish stick bitch

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Jack: guys

Sadie: gays**

Jack: not the time, Sads 

Sadie: oh shit sorry what happened

Jack: things

Wyatt: wait I'm here

Wyatt: what's wrong jack

Millie: HOLD UP WAIT MOMMAS HERE

Sophia: mom

Millie: bb no im ur wife

Sophia: ah I forgot

Jack: guys I'm being serioussss

Millie: sorry jackie

Sophia: yeah sorry bb

Noah: what happened to Jackie bear

Finn: ^^

Finn: what's wrong jack

Jaeden: DONT SPILL THE TEA WITHOUT ME

Sadie: that rhymed

Jaeden: fuck yeah I'm a poet

Jack: stop getting side tracked

Wyatt: tell us what wrong

Jack: Ellie cheated on me

Finn: KAPOABDFLBVHAICLVCBAKX

Millie: WHAT?!!?!,!?!?

Noah: ILL FUCKING RIP HER FACE OFF

Finn: WHATS HER FUCKING ADRESS IM GONNA RIP HER EYES OUT AND FEED THEM TO HER

Sophia: OH NOBODY MESSES WITH MY JACK

Wyatt: HAKCPCPSMVJCPSKJX ILL CUT A BITCH

Jaeden: FINN IM COMING WITH YOU LETS DESTROY HER

Sadie: MY RED HAIR IS FUELED BY PURE RAGE ILL FUCKING MESS HER UP

Finn: IM LITERALLY INFURIATED RN IM GONNA ACTUALLY KILL HER FUCKING FUCK

Noah: ^^^

Jack: I'm glad you guys care about me so much but please don't actually hurt her

Finn: ILL FUCKING DO WHAT I WANT. WHATS. HER. ADRESS.

Noah: ^^^

Wyatt: ^^^

Sophia: ^^^

Jaeden: ^^^

Sadie: ^^^

Millie: ^^^

Jack: guys please

Noah: sorry bubs we're just triggered

Finn: bb can I pllleeeaaaseee murder her?

Jack: no

Finn: just a lil

Jack: no

Finn: fuck okay

Jack: I didn't really like her that much anyway. This was probably for the better.

Millie: HEAR THAT FINN HES BACK ON THE MARKET

Sophia: tOO SOON BB

Wyatt: I knew she was a fucking fish stick bitch

Jeaden: ^^^

Sadie: fish stick?

Wyatt: fish stick

Jack: Finn can we talk? Privately?

Finn: sure bubba

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Jack started a chat with Finn!

Jack: I'm really upset

Jack: was I not good enough for her?

Finn: you're too good for her, babe

Jack: you're only saying that cuz you have to

Finn: I don't have to do anything

Jack: you're my best friend, so you have to make me feel better even if you're lying.

Finn: jack u swear in the life of my pet fish Hebert that I'm not lying

Jack: Herbert?

Jack: you must really be serious

Finn: I know that was supposed to be sarcastic but I am

Jack: I just

Jack: Idk. It just sucks.

Finn: she's a fucking moldy ass fish stick if she can't see how amazing you are. You have the most amazing smile, the cutest fucking laugh ever, you're freckles are perfect, I love you're curly messy hair, you're the sweetest, kindest boy anyone could ever ask for, jack, you're presence could light up a fucking room.

Jack: I don't know what to say other than, thank you, and I love you

Finn: I love you too bubs

Jack: ❤️

Finn: ❤️

Finn: jack

Jack: yeah?

Finn: am I still prettier than her?

Jack: waaaaaaaaaaaaaay prettier bubs

Finn: :)

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