Jack: guys
Sadie: gays**
Jack: not the time, Sads
Sadie: oh shit sorry what happened
Jack: things
Wyatt: wait I'm here
Wyatt: what's wrong jack
Millie: HOLD UP WAIT MOMMAS HERE
Sophia: mom
Millie: bb no im ur wife
Sophia: ah I forgot
Jack: guys I'm being serioussss
Millie: sorry jackie
Sophia: yeah sorry bb
Noah: what happened to Jackie bear
Finn: ^^
Finn: what's wrong jack
Jaeden: DONT SPILL THE TEA WITHOUT ME
Sadie: that rhymed
Jaeden: fuck yeah I'm a poet
Jack: stop getting side tracked
Wyatt: tell us what wrong
Jack: Ellie cheated on me
Finn: KAPOABDFLBVHAICLVCBAKX
Millie: WHAT?!!?!,!?!?
Noah: ILL FUCKING RIP HER FACE OFF
Finn: WHATS HER FUCKING ADRESS IM GONNA RIP HER EYES OUT AND FEED THEM TO HER
Sophia: OH NOBODY MESSES WITH MY JACK
Wyatt: HAKCPCPSMVJCPSKJX ILL CUT A BITCH
Jaeden: FINN IM COMING WITH YOU LETS DESTROY HER
Sadie: MY RED HAIR IS FUELED BY PURE RAGE ILL FUCKING MESS HER UP
Finn: IM LITERALLY INFURIATED RN IM GONNA ACTUALLY KILL HER FUCKING FUCK
Noah: ^^^
Jack: I'm glad you guys care about me so much but please don't actually hurt her
Finn: ILL FUCKING DO WHAT I WANT. WHATS. HER. ADRESS.
Noah: ^^^
Wyatt: ^^^
Sophia: ^^^
Jaeden: ^^^
Sadie: ^^^
Millie: ^^^
Jack: guys please
Noah: sorry bubs we're just triggered
Finn: bb can I pllleeeaaaseee murder her?
Jack: no
Finn: just a lil
Jack: no
Finn: fuck okay
Jack: I didn't really like her that much anyway. This was probably for the better.
Millie: HEAR THAT FINN HES BACK ON THE MARKET
Sophia: tOO SOON BB
Wyatt: I knew she was a fucking fish stick bitch
Jeaden: ^^^
Sadie: fish stick?
Wyatt: fish stick
Jack: Finn can we talk? Privately?
Finn: sure bubba
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Jack started a chat with Finn!
Jack: I'm really upset
Jack: was I not good enough for her?
Finn: you're too good for her, babe
Jack: you're only saying that cuz you have to
Finn: I don't have to do anything
Jack: you're my best friend, so you have to make me feel better even if you're lying.
Finn: jack u swear in the life of my pet fish Hebert that I'm not lying
Jack: Herbert?
Jack: you must really be serious
Finn: I know that was supposed to be sarcastic but I am
Jack: I just
Jack: Idk. It just sucks.
Finn: she's a fucking moldy ass fish stick if she can't see how amazing you are. You have the most amazing smile, the cutest fucking laugh ever, you're freckles are perfect, I love you're curly messy hair, you're the sweetest, kindest boy anyone could ever ask for, jack, you're presence could light up a fucking room.
Jack: I don't know what to say other than, thank you, and I love you
Finn: I love you too bubs
Jack: ❤️
Finn: ❤️
Finn: jack
Jack: yeah?
Finn: am I still prettier than her?
Jack: waaaaaaaaaaaaaay prettier bubs
Finn: :)