[ For some unknown reason,
this gif gives me major
heart malfunction. ]
- Everyone always trying to tell you that they've both got a crush on you, but you never believing them.
"How could they?"
- Them threatening each other when there's no one around to hear it.
"Stay away from [Y/N], because you have no idea what I'm capable of.
Just ask Bill!"
"I'm not scared of you, Richie."
- Nancy always getting constantly annoyed at them, and even having to go to you, knowing you're the only person who has impact on them.
"The boys are fighting again."
"Again?! They just stopped five
minutes ago."
- When watching movies together, them both trying to cuddle up to you and eventually making a
Richie/you/Mike sandwich.
"I'm.. suffocating.."
- Richie always buying you things to make you more close to him rather than being close to Mike.
"Look, I got you a little something!"
- Them pulling pranks on
one another.
"MIKE PUT PEANUT BUTTER
IN MY SHAMPOO! How else am
I going to get my beautiful
fluff now?!"
- Mike being one step ahead and going to Soccer Mom Steve for advice on getting you to like him.
"How do I get [Y/N] to like me?"
- Dustin, Lucas, and Will always picking on both of them about you.
"Who hugged [Y/N] today?"
"Mike or Richie?"
"Ha-ha very funny. But if you
really want to know, it was ME!"
"Richie likes to think so."
- Going to school with the both of them, and having to deal with Richie passing you notes in class.
THIS LESSON IS BORING.
LET'S SKIP? NO MIKE ALLOWED.
□ YES □ NO
- Richie getting jealous when Mike
helps you study for exams, because he feels like he's not smart enough to take his sibling's place in that manor.
- You going to Nancy, when not knowing exactly what to do.
"Hey, Nance.. I need to talk
to you about something."
"Oh, this is going to be awkward..
[Y/N] babies come from a woma-"
"NO, NO, NONO! NOT THAT!"
- Rarely getting separate time
with each of them.
"It's nice being just you and I!
No loud mouth Richie.."
♡
"Glad you finally realized that
Mike sucks, and that you're now
hanging out with just me."
"Richie!"