Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

INTRODUCING... people... yeah...

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By ancient-mango

*The chat is now open*

TacoOverlord: The chat's open... why is the chat open?

SeaNugget: Are you asking why friends should talk? Isn't that Nico's thing?

DeathFloof: I kinda gave up on ruining this chat...

SunFluffy: Yeah not because Rose made-

DeathFloof: SHE DID NOT MAKE ME. I TAKE ORDERS FROM NO ONE.

SunFluffy: Neeks, chill.

DeathFloof: *mimble, which is cuter than mumble* okie.

AuthorChan: AAAAAAAnyways, today we got some new people who I highly enjoy the company of joining this chat for like... two chapters before I entirely forget they exist in this little chat thingy.

AuthorChan: first person we are welcoming is IIFANFICFANATICII for existing. ^-^ (Not because the other person hasn't responded to my questions yet...)

Nutella: Oh! She sounds lovely.

BeingFrankWithU: Everything sounds lovely to you. *mumbles* ya freaking innocent being.

Basically Every True Nico Fangirl: *weeps* WHY CAN'T NICO BE THAT INNOCENT!?

DeathFloof: Because then Solangelo wouldn't be much of a thing *smirk of uninnocence... which is a word...*

AuthorChan: ANYHOW, time to welcome Lorelei into the chat. And no, Leo. You can NOT light her pants on fire chanting some crazy ritual to summon the true Taco god.

TacoOverlord: Well, there goes my weekend plans.

*TooManyFandoms has apparated into the chat*

SeaNugget: well, there was an entrance.

TooManyFandoms: *sarcasticly* Thanks for the warm welcome, Percy.

AuthorChan: Guys, THIS is Lorelei. She's awesome... awesome.... yeah... She's awesome.

TooManyFandoms: Thanks for the compliment.

Nutella: Aww, she's precious!

DeathFloof: Can we kill her?

SunFluffy: NICO. NO.

TacoOverlord: I mean, I'm kinda on side with Nico...

NotSuperman: Nooo!!!! Rose, can we keep her?

AuthorChan: Yeah, I guess.

NotSuperman: yisssssss

AuthorChan: AND NOW the second person. Lemme break the fourth wall for a second and say her Wattpad username is Phoenixshadow666. I like the 666 part.

DeathFloof: SHE seems like my type.

SeaNugget: yEaH UnlIKE SOmEoNe eLsE!!!

DeathFloof: I meant as a friend, you would be too, Perce. But... you're a whole new sea of pain.

TacoOverlord: GASP!

TacoOverlord: Did he just....

TacoOverlord: He didn't, Right?

BeingFrankWithU: Did What?

TacoOverlord: *grabs Nico's shoulders and shakes him* YOU DID NOT JUST MAKE A PUN. TELL ME YOU DIDNT.

DeathFloof: *shoves Leo off* screw off....

AuthorChan: Well, here's Phoenix, guys!

*knowing what is up, BlueCookieLover lets out fangirling squeals as she enters the chat*

BlueCookieLover: *hides in a blanket* pssst, Rose. C'mere.

AuthorChan: Sup?

BlueCookieLover: Do they bite?

SunFluffy: Some of us do. *glances at Nico*

TooManyFandoms: I might.

Nutella: *hugs Phoenix* Nah, we're all idiots together here.

SeaNugget: Except Leo. He's like the master idiot.

NotSuperman: Bro! I thought we were the master idiots!

SeaNugget: We use to be... until we were forced to retire our crowns.

NotSuperman: WHY THE CHEESEBURGERS DID WE RETIRE?!

SeaNugget: No clue. It just makes for a good story.

AuthorChan: *mumbles* unlike anything I've ever written.

SeaNugget: *noms a blue cookie*

AuthorChan: Anyhow, lords, ladies, and anything in between, WE'RE OUT.

(I swear this was the longest chapter I've made so far)

*The chat has been closed*

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