Flame on haters, sit an maranade in ur own hate like a glutful sneer, ublivious to teh shadows of lifes!
Annabeth: What in Hades did I just read?
Anyways ur just jelous of Flavia cause she is smarter than you!
Me: *offended* Smarter than me? Excuse you, but at least I can spell "jealous."
43.....Artmeis News
Kornos was dead now cause I stabed him in teh hearts.
Hazel: I'm sure he doesn't have one.
He yelled "Flavvvvvvia I love you" an then he ran out of lifes an disappated like bakin soda in the rain.
Percy and Grover: What in Hades?
I shedded one singalar tear cause he used to be my bf an also my dad (exept not insense cause it was acutely Lukes body)
Me: *vomits*
"Omg you killed Kornos!" Yelled Percy.
Leo: OMG! YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET!
"What are you mad or somethin, he was evil an we were supposed to kill him remember" I explaned porfusely.
Flavia: Porfusely...
Me: The hell is that?!
"No Im glad hes dead, he sucked anyways" Said Percy.
Percy: I kinda liked him. He wanted to kill you after all.
"Lets made out?!" I said "Ok" Said Percy so then we made out.
Frank: Please, no.
Write there in front off Kornos's corpus so it was fun and edegy.
Everyone: *groans*
"Well now what" I said.
Me: Die.
"We will have a party to celebate" Explaned Percy.
Frank: That's just stupid.
So tehre was a big party an we played evenesense songs an also some mcr.
Flavia: Of course they did.
Me an Percy an Hazel an Leo an Jason moshed in a moshed pit that we dug with steel an our own bear hands.
Annabeth: I'm so confused.
Leo: You mean, you're so porfused!
Piper: Leo, shut up.
Exept Frank fell down an we stepped on him trampled him a little.(It was a acident tho cause Im not a Socapath.)
Frank: Why me?
Jason: That was an accident?!
Me: Yeah, you're not a sociopath. You'd be an insult to me and every single sociopath that exists.
Tehn Mr D came, he rapped Frank an then hit him with a box, then he went over by us an served some booz.
Hazel: I don't even want to know what that was...
(thats like alcahall)
Me: I'm pretty sure booze is not "alcahall."
He put it in some glass cups an Percy an me drank the booz.
Percy: We're not old enough to drink.
It was good cause it was the booz of teh gods.
Leo: *laughs* Booze of the gods! Hey, who wants booze of the gods?!
Also it was black an thickly, an the vishions of life swifted thru my dreams. I saw a thousend bilius stars cherning to teh compostition of the waves.
Piper: *rolls eyes*
All suddenly Artmeis apparted like a shimbering wolf "Flavia I have some news that is good for your ears, its this....Zeus said its ok for you to have a bf but the dangerous news is, you can have only 1 if you will be a goddess in Olympics, cause even tho teh gods have like 60 bfs they belief for deimgods to have 'monotony' that means only one bf!"
Piper: Artemis approves of this?
Me: *cough* Artmeis. *cough*
My heart lifted like a dove bird in flite but then it sanck in confusment, who would be my partener in goddessfulness?
Flavia: Hopefully someone as annoying as you.