Hiya guys, welcome welcome. If y'all can read then you know what this is, y'all loved the first reunion but now it's time for the next generation to hash things out. This is a show like no other , it's going to be unforgettable, no French Montana or PNB.
In this reunion, everyone has agreed to come together and we hope for a peaceful reunion. You asked the questions and they are here to answer them.
You laughed with them, cried with them, cursed them out, wanted to fight them, turned up with them, felt as if their drama was yours, please welcome the main cast of Remedy: Memo, Avery, Josiah, Remy, Jaylen, Mulan, Nyasia, Raphael, Zay and Joshua.
Avery: Man, y'all know who it is.
Mulan: Boy, you sound like one of those Soundclound rappers, we don't know you.
Raphael: Who wouldn't know us? I was the ladies favorite and Avery, was everybody favorite. Right y'all?
Remy: What ladies though?
Raphael: I was definitely your favorite, this a reunion so we gotta talk about the past right?
Memo: They know we all fucked with you, that was like fourteen years ago.
Nyasia: All like who, I ain't fuck with Ralph.
Remy, Mulan, Memo: Girll
Xannny: If y'all don't mind.
Mulan: Go head girl cause you know they good for getting off subject with they retarded ass.
Remy: Girl, you can't even figure out the kiddy mazes, who you calling dumb?
Mulan: Alright but they didn't have to know that, always embarrassing me.
Memo: That's real sad.
Xannny: Anyways, first question. Memo, do Aspen still have a smart mouth?
Memo: Aspen is now capable of getting that ass whooped-
Josiah: But she not.
Memo: This not even yo question, mind it.
Josiah: My daughter, my business.
Memo: Anyways, she does have a smart mouth, she's a teenager but it's mostly towards her bad ass siblings.
Xannny: Do she like Mulan now?
Mulan: Ooop, who asked this?
Avery: No one likes Mulan.
Mulan: You can suck a dick.
Memo: Aspen and Mulan still have disagreements and always throwing each other under the bus but their relationship is better now.
Remy: I'm still her favorite aunt, yup!
Xannny: Remy, Mulan, and Nyasia, let us know about your kids.
Avery: Y'all demanding as hell.
Ralph: Word, that wasn't even a question with y'all rude asses.
Nyasia: Y'all two are so annoying.
Mulan: Honestly.
Ralph: Girl, what you know about honesty?
Mulan: Ralph, you can honestly suck my dick.
Joshua: It's sad, y'all can't even answer a question. How old are we?
Avery, Ralph and Mulan: Boy, shut up.
Remy: None of y'all can beat either one of us so until then respect our gangster.
Nyasia: So y'all was with us during my first pregnancy but just in case y'all forgot, I had a boy. Oasis Tate Whitaker is 11 years old and loves football, energetic as hell. Our little girl, Genesis Havana Whitaker, is six years old also energetic as hell loves to sing, she wants to be a singer. It's like living with three Avery's because they all are one of the same.
Memo: And we all pray for you.
Mulan: Well, Tabius is five years old and bad as hell, boy always in trouble but that's Jaylen child most of the time sooo? Paisley is one years old and she's so shy, barely talk and don't like people. Those my babies though.
Remy: Kru is ten years old and he is just like Josh, personality and looks, should've just named him Josh Jr. Micah, who is named after Avery-
Avery: It's the gangggg baby!
Remy: He's six years old lastly, my princess name is Galore. She's two years old but that's my baby, always under me, Josh hates it but I love it. She's a replica of both, like half of her face is mine and the other half is Joshs, I be amazed but I love my kids.
Xannny: Memo, are you considering having more kids?
Memo: Fuck no baby!
Josiah: Don't let her lie to y'all, she probably pregnant now.
Zay: My boy!
Memo: Y'all annoying, I'm not having anymore kids. I gave him two girls and two boys to even it out, he not pushing out kids so until he can, ain't no more kids bihh.
Xannny: Zay, Ralph, no kids?
Zay: I have a child already.
Xannny: Oh right, of course you do. May he rest in peace.
Zay: But Shylin and I both agreed we want to be married before we work on expanding our family.
Ralph: Seeing all them with their kids inspired me, I do want to start my own family and it's in the process. Skylee and I are trying and it should be anyday now cause that girl is a freek-a-leek.
Avery: Ayooo!
Xannny: Memo, how did you feel when Zay went into depression over y'all heartbreak? What did you do?
Memo: Honestly, I felt like shit. Knowing you had that type of effect on someone hurts you like you're the one with the broken heart. I will forever hate myself for breaking his heart cause that's the last thing I wanted. Look at him, boy a gift from God.
Zay: You better stop before I take you from ya husband girl.
Josiah: Yeahhh, no.
*everyone laughs*
Memo: One night, he got drunk and at like 2 in the morning he called my phone talking about how he hated me and he was going to kill his self and my heart was broke, I immediately got on a plane to go console him. I was in a relationship, finding my happiness again while he was going through hell. I couldn't believe I broke someone like him, I still can't believe it.
Zay: I mean, we're both happy now so it paid off. I don't have any type of resentment towards Josiah or Memo, they both my best friends, nothing changed but our relationship status. We even go on double dates sometimes, we all good.
Xannny: Do y'all think y'all ever be together again?
Zay, Memo: No.
Mulan: Whoever asked this, why would y'all? Dumb ass.
Remy: Don't insult them bitch.
Xannny: Zay, do you still treat Aspen the same?
Zay: Of course, that was my first child, still is. She knows everything that occurred in Memo and I relationship. Every Thursday, we go out, that's still my Poof.
Josiah: As I been said, Zay is her second father. When I'm not available, he's the first man she go to well besides JC but y'all get the point.
Xannny: Siah and Zay, y'all ever caught feelings?
Avery: Oh nah, y'all different *laughs*
Josiah: Y'all funny as hell.
Remy: I believe this was a question that neither of y'all answered.
Zay: That's my daddy.
Josiah: What's understood don't need to be explained.
Mulan: Everybody been knew y'all had sugar in y'all tanks.
*everyone laughs*
Xannny: Jaylen, how did it feel getting kicked in the face? Would you let him do it again for 5 mil?
*Avery drops to the floor and crosses his arms as a X*
Remy: What are you doing?
Nyasia: You don't wash ya clothes, get the fuck up.
Ralph: He's dead.
Memo: Whyyyyy?
Mulan: We just got Avery to stop bringing it up, why y'all had to bring it back up?
Avery: Bitch, I'm back from the dead, ayo! Whoever asked this question DM me.
Jaylen: Whoever asked this question suck my dick.
Xannny: Avery, how you be coming up with these jokes?
Avery: I don't even be tryna be funny, shit just comes out naturally.
Mulan: Cause you dumb.
Memo: As hell.
Nyasia: Alright but nobody asked for y'all opinion.
Xannny: Avery, can I be ya best friend? Ny, I have a boyfriend so it's not like that.
Nyasia: Fuck no baby.
Avery: This question wasn't for you miss.
Nyasia: Oh so she could be ya best friend?
Avery: fuck no baby.
Nyasia: Oh okay.
Avery: *whispers* you could be my best friend.
Xannny: In the story, Remy said Nyasia cheated. We want the tea sis.
Nyasia: Why y'all bringing up old shit?
Remy: Bitch it's the reunion, fuck you think we here for?
Nyasia: Okay, well since y'all asked I did cheat on Avery.
Mulan: Details bitch details.
Nyasia: It was like two months after Zolah died when Avery first start popping pills. He would come home late as fuck, smelling like bitches perfume and shit so I thought he was cheating. I asked him bout it and he said he was so I became a reflection of him and cheated back.
Memo: Wait, I didn't know he cheated on you too.
Avery: I didn't, I just told her that so I could make her mad and leave me alone. Wasn't expecting her to cheat back.
Nyasia: Well, I didn't know and I wanted him to feel my pain.
Avery: And I most definitely did.
Xannny: Please welcome Shylin, Skylee and Zylexia.
Sky: Hi, you guys.
Shy: Hello.
Lex: Hm
Mulan: This bitch brings her negative energy every where.
Xannny: So welcome you guys, Shy do you like Memo?
Shy: At first, I despised her, never wanted Zay around her, none of that but now I love Memo. She's so cool, supportive and I honestly see why Zayn was so in love, she the shit.
Memo: Stop tryna make me cry up here, it's vice versa babe.
Mulan: Y'all look like the type to have orgys.
*everyone laughs*
Remy: I really hate her yo.
Avery: Nah, I could see it, nasty bastards.
Josiah: We grown as hell, fuck we look like fucking each other in the same room? Fuck y'all.
Xannny: Shy, how did you and Zay meet?
Shy: We used to go to the same therapist, once day he broke down in the elevator while I was in there and I hugged him. I didn't know him, never saw him but I felt he needed a hug and he definitely did. After that, we became friends and the rest is history.
Zay: This the love of my life y'all.
Sky: Y'all so cute.
Ralph: We cute.
Sky: Of course babe, of course.
Xannny: Zylexia, don't you be feeling left out by your cousins?
Lex: No, I don't think about them, could care less about them.
Remy: You sound mad.
Memo: Most definitely mad.
Lex: I have no reason to be mad, y'all just aren't important to me.
Mulan: That's cool.
Lex: Girl, stop talking to me.
Mulan: Issa MADDIE!
Lex: Can't beat me.
Ralph: Why you always lying? Hmm oh my God
Avery, Mulan, Memo, Nyasia and Remy: STOP FUCKING LYING!
Lex: Y'all will never change, still miserable as fuck.
Xannny: Why don't you like Mulan?
Lex: I just don't.
Mulan: She don't like me because the nigga of her dreams eat my pussy every morning.
Lex: Nobody even think of Jaylen no more.
Mulan: Girl, you have no valid reason for not liking me. It's okay, I called snatchies and you thought you could get him back. You hurt lil sis, don't trip, it gets better.
Lex: Bitch, you sound retarded.
Remy: But you was the one in special needs.
Memo: Had a whole baby sitter in high school, couldn't even go to the bathroom by herself.
Lex: Bitches always got something to say, this not even y'all beef.
Mulan: It's not my beef either, you beefing by ya self girl.
Xannny: Sky, you don't talk to Lex no more?
Sky: Nope, haven't had a real conversation with her in like eight years.
Lex: I don't see you picking up the phone trying to call me so don't say it like that's my fault.
Sky: You know I used to blow your phone up, not getting a reply so I stopped. I didn't need the negative energy in my life anyway.
Xannny: Sky, would you say you used to follow after Lex?
Sky: Yes and no. This was my favorite cousin so her beef was my beef, her problems were my problems, her fights were my fights. All of us grew up with the same mindset, you ride for family, they are the ones who will have you first. Mulan, Remy and Memo stuck with each other and Lexia and I stuck with each other, that's just how it went.
Remy: And now you with the REAL gang.
Lex: Nothing, y'all can do will measure anything I ever did for her.
Sky: You saying it like you donated a kidney or something because it's not true. They do more, you never even really had me like I always had you.
Lex: If you feel that way then you just do. You become fake straight and grow some balls, like I don't know the real you. Ya boyfriend a lil gay too.
Ralph: I ain't even gon speak on it.
Avery: Wasn't this the same bitch who was willing to buy you a new car just for some dick?
Ralph: Exactly why I ain't even gon speak on it.
Sky: You know who my mother is? Aubree wouldn't even allow me to get punk'd. She would allow me to poison the fuck out of you though, so wassup?
Lex: It's funny how everybody on this stage got a problem with me, I'm really that bitch.
Mulan: That retarded bitch.
Remy: The idiotic ass bitch.
Memo: Delusional ass bitch.
Nyasia: Mentally challenged ass bitch.
Lex: Why you talking? You not even part of this family.
Nyaisa: First of all, I'm more part of the family than you are. Nobody even cares about you.
Mulan: Big facts, irrelevant as hell.
Raphael: I don't see how you hating from outside of the club.
Avery: You can't even get in!
*everyone laughs*
Joshua: Yo they play so much.
Josiah: That's really Mace and JJ 2.5.
Jaylen: Honestly.
Mulan: I just don't get how Olivia and Mace made you.
Memo: Alright, enough let her live.
Remy: She gon cry in the car, she gon cry in the car.
Xannny: This a question for all of y'all, if y'all had the chance to fight anyone again who would y'all?
Josiah: Y'all done started some shit now.
Avery: Jaylen, I could never beat him before but I feel like I could whoop his ass now.
Jaylen: We got a boxing ring at moms house.
Ralph: Nah, I gotta go with Jaylen too. Him and Shawn jumped me, I deserve a fade with both.
Jaylen: I'll get the gloves.
Mulan: Remy *laughs*
Remy: What Jaylen said, we could get them gloves.
Joshua: I didn't fight nobody so nobody.
Remy: Yeah, I don't wanna fight nobody either.
Sky: Memo.
Memo: What? *laughs* Why me?
Sky: That time when Lexia was fighting Mulan, you hit me for nothing so I deserve my fade.
Remy: This boxing ring bout to be litttt.
Nyasia: Avery.
Mulan: Don't let crackhead Avery hear that.
Avery: Why you wanna fight me? *laughs*
Nyasia: You a daily headache so I just wanna knock you out.
Avery: You won't win but I'm nobodies bitch so see you in the gym.
Memo: I don't wanna fight anyone either.
Zay: I think me and Siah deserve our fade, everybody want to see that anyway.
Josiah: Imma fuck you up.
Zay: We'll see. *they laugh*
Jaylen: Josiah.
Avery: Word, you gotta redeem yaself from that kick boy.
Siah: You love getting beat up.
*everybody laughs*
Lex: Sky.
Sky: We never fought before so?
Lex: Obviously.
Mulan: I think she saying she wanna fight.
Sky: Oh, you wanna fight me?
Lex: I ain't say ya name for nothing.
Sky: You a nut ass bitch, weird as shit but you ain't saying shit, I deserve to whoop ya ass. You gon meet me at Lysa house?
*Lexia runs towards Sky*
OH SHIT!
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Part two coming later, anybody have anymore questions for part two?
Excuse any mistakes.