Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)

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By ancient-mango

*The chat's lock down is over and is now open*

HotStuff: *in bunker 9*

HotStuff: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

BlueCookies: *comes out of the closet* NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOWNN!

HotStuff: Oh, you're straight out of the closet now?

BlueCookies: Yup.

HotStuff: So you're gay?

BlueCookies: *raises finger* Um,... eh....

BlueCookies: It depends on who we're talking about.

HotStuff: Jason?

BlueCookies: Yes.

HotStuff: Knew it. *gives self twenty dranchmas*

BlueCookies: So.... we gonna finish the song?

HotStuff: NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOUUU!!

BlueCookies: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY!

HotStuff: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE!

BlueCookies: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HUUURT YOU!

BlanketBurrito: I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SOULS IF YOU DARE...

*Nico then runs off to be with Will*

* #GayShipsAreYayShips *

BlueCookies: But in all seriousness Leo... I need help coming out-

HotStuff: To Jason, right? 😉

BlueCookies: One- Let me finish my sentence. And two- WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE JERRY?!

HotStuff: *rapidly deletes emoji*

Jerry: *stays* SUFFER, VALDEZ!

BlueCookies: so the thing is.... I kinda uh....

BlueCookies: *points at his feet* I got stuck in a shoe.

HotStuff: Dude, same though.

BlueCookies: It's not a metaphor.... it's actually stuck...

HotStuff: I know.

BlueCookies: IT'S NOT A FRIK FRACK DILLY DACK METAPHOR!

HotStuff: *kicks Percy* THERE. IS. A. SHOE. ON. MY. FOOT.

BlueCookies: FORGET YOUR SHOE, I NEED HELP COMING OUT OF THIS!

HotStuff: MY SHOE BITES.

BlueCookies: MINE SWALLOWS.

HotStuff: ................. what does it swallow?

BlueCookies: MY SOCKS!

HotStuff: *gasp* SAVE THE SOCKS!

HotStuff: *runs around in circles screaming*

HotStuff: SOCK LIVES MATTER, FOR PETER GRIFFIN'S SAKE!

BlueCookies: Who's Peter Griffin?

HotStuff: Dunno. A famous person.

BlueCookies: Oooohhh........ GET THIS SHOE OFF OF ME.

HotStuff: BUT MINE IS BITING!

BlueCookies: WHY DO YOU HAVE A BITING SHOE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

HotStuff: BECAUSE.

BlueCookies: BECAUSE WHY?!

HotStuff: PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WEARING CHAINS SO I THOUGHT "WHY CAN'T I WEAR A BITING SHOE"

BlueCookies: Oh....

HotStuff: Smart, right?

BlueCookies: Yeah, actually.

HotStuff: what's your story?

BlueCookies: Uh......... *has flashback*

-FLASHBACK CHAT-

BlueCookies: *floods the Hades cabin* MUAHHAA!

BlanketBurrito: PERCY, I SWEAR TO POSEIDON'S SOGGY TRIDENT THAT I WILL PERMANENTLY SHOVE THIS SHOE UP YOUR A-

DeadOfWinter: ON YOUR FOOT! Because we don't swear here.

BlanketBurrito: *shoves shoe on Percy's foot*

BlueCookies: *hides in a closet*

-FLASHBACK CHAT OVER-

BlueCookies: It's... uh... a long story.

BlueCookies: Involving wet stuff.

HotStuff: ●.●

HotStuff: Okah... *tugs on Percy's shoe*

BlueCookies: Woah. How are you doing that?!

*the shoe comes off*

HotStuff: I'M MAGICAL.

HotStuff: And I pulled on it.

BlueCookies: What's a "pull"? There is only "push".

HotStuff: PULL happens when you need to get your food out of the microwave but the handle doesn't allow PUSH.

BlueCookies: Oh...

HotStuff: But HOLY STYX, GET THIS SHOE OFF!

BlueCookies: HOW?!

HotStuff: USE PULL!

BlueCookies: BUT IT ISN'T A MICROWAVE!

HotStuff: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, PEASANT

CookieGoddess: PERCY! I got some blue cookies!
(Sally Jackson)

BlueCookies: Uh.......

HotStuff: Wait... nooo....

BlueCookies: *running away* BYE, LEO!

HotStuff: Nooooo.........

DeadOfWinter: And legend has it that Leo's still there to this day. Having his feet being bitten by a shoe.

HotStuff: Rose... uh... help?

DeadOfWinter: *runs away to stalk Will and Neeks*

*The chat has been closed*

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