A/N: Silver Spoon on the title is intended.
Edit: I guess 'Spoonerism' is a better way to label it.
"Poyo, poyo, poyo!" "Baw, baw, baaw!" Kirby and Dyna Chick were hanging out in a big grass field outside of Kirby's house. They were flying around, running around, and hopping around together. Dyna Chick was pretty much fluent in flying now, thanks to Kirby who taught it how to fly first. Of course, it learned much more from its mother, Dyna Blade, but it was thanks to Kirby that it got the basics.
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"Oh sire," Escargoon said as he started to pick up trash in Dedede's room. "You got to clean up after yourself. You need to get into a habit of that!"
"It's yo job to clean ma room!" Dedede demanded. "Don't tell meh what to do!"
"I'm saying it for your own good, sire," Escargoon said.
"Ya don't lecture me, pea brain!" Dedede demanded.
Escargoon sighed as he got out of his room. "He thinks I'm a robot who can do all the cleaning after cleaning after cleaning and after cleaning! He makes all the mess after Waddle Dees and I clean up, what's the point of cleaning this castle anyways, then? It's still a junkyard every time!" Escargoon headed to his room to check how much money he saved... and stole... "40,000 D-bills... maybe this is enough to buy myself something from Susie. I've been earning and sneaking some money out of his bank." He quickly and quietly went to throne room to connect to Susie.
"Well, I've been seeing you more often, sir Escargoon," Susie said. "What can I do for you this time?"
"I want an indestructible robot that can clean up for me," Escargoon begged. "If I try building one on my own, I'm sure Dedede will find some ways to destroy it. And it should have feelings to not hurt anyone else! Please, please, please, please, please."
"Hmm," Susie said. "I'm sure I have just a thing. Sure, it may be a little expensive for you, but I can give you some discount since I feel bad for you."
"Oh~! Please~!" Escargoon said. "By the way, how much will it be?"
"Er... about..." Susie thought for a moment. "6,780 D-bills. Discounted from 8,000 D-bills. Can you afford it?"
"Oh I can!" Escargoon happily said. "I definitely can!"
"Well then, I'll send it over to you and you can pay me right away," Susie winked and sent the robot over. It looked like a thick round plate. "It can climb up anywhere and inhale anything. Every junk it sucks up will turn into a small dust. It even can detect which one is clean and dirty and leave the clean things alone."
"Ah~" Escargoon's eyes were sparkling.
"It's also eco-friendly," Susie said. "No one would have to worry about pollution with this, or any of our other products."
"Oh thank you! Here's the money!" He gladly sent it over.
"Danke sehr! Ta-ta!" Susie said as she disconnected.
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"Escargoon! Clean up this mess! Escargoon!" Dedede called from his messy room.
Instead of Escargoon, a large plate entered Dedede's bedroom and started to suck up all the empty chip bags, crumbs, and other junks. It probably even sucked up some cockroaches and ants.
"What is that?! Escargoon?! What is this thing?!" Dedede asked. He took out a mallet and swung it as hard as he can so that he can smash it into pieces. However, the mallet bounced back and hit him in the head. "Ughh..." He groaned as he lied on the ground and saw birds and stars floating around his head.
"Yes sire, did you call me?" Escargoon asked as he entered the room.
"Escargoon! What is that thing?!" Dedede asked.
"Oh, that is a robot vacuum! Pretty cool huh?" Escargoon said.
"Get rid of that thing!" Dedede demanded.
"No way, sire! It's gonna clean everything well!" Escargoon said.
"Well then what are ya gonna do except cleanin'?!" Dedede asked.
"Serve you food, do the laundries, stay by you to get something you want, and everything else besides cleaning," Escargoon listed.
"Hmph! Go get meh somethin' to eat!" Dedede said as he went back to watch TV. But he couldn't concentrate with the robot vacuum roaming around as there was too much junk in his room.
Just then, Dedede had an idea. He can order a vacuum that probably can suck up Kirby and trap him in there. He quickly went to his throne room to talk to Susie about his great idea.
"Yes, your majesty," Susie said. "What can I do for you today?"
"I want me a vacuum cleaner that can suck up Kirby!" Dedede said.
"Great idea," Susie said. "I have just a thing. Just hope that Kirby doesn't figure out how to destroy it, although it's hard to figure out how to destroy it." She sent it over and Dedede chuckled with evil thoughts.
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Kirby and Dyna Chick were still playing in the field, but then they became really hungry that they decided to go to Tiff's place to eat. "Poyo, poyo!" Kirby suggested.
"Baw, kaw!" Dyna Chick agreed. They both started to fly towards the castle.
Kirby taught Dyna Chick how to fly well, and now, they can fly for hours without feeling tired. But flying to the castle doesn't take an hour, it takes much less than thirty minutes.
When they reached the castle, they were going to find Tiff, but what first greeted them was the robot vacuum.
"Poyo?" "Bawk?" They both tapped it, but it ignored and rolled away, continuing to clean.
"Hey, Kirby!" Tiff greeted from a distance.
"Poyo!" Kirby ran towards her to greet her.
"Bawk!" Dyna Chick followed Kirby.
"Oh, you're with Dyna Chick!" Tiff said. "Dyna Chick, wouldn't your mom be worried if you're out a lot?"
"Bawk?" Dyna Chick asked.
"By the way, I was going to go on a picnic to Whispy Woods with Tuff and his friends. I packed some food and everything. Do you want to join me?" Tiff asked.
"Poyo, poyo!" "Baw, bawk!" Kirby and Dyna Chick excitedly answered.
"Wow, and it seems like Dyna Chick is understanding what I'm saying," Tiff said. "I guess it's the sign that you're maturing."
"Bawk," Dyna Chick answered.
"Wow, Kirby. It looks like you're doing a great job looking after him. You're such a great baby-sitter!" Tiff said.
"Poyo!" Kirby didn't really understand what she meant by 'baby-sitter', still young to understand a lot of words, but he was happy that Tiff complimented Kirby.
"Huh, so that's where that little pink fluff is gonna head to!" Dedede said as he overheard their conversation. He had a plan. He quickly, or tried to quickly, stored the vacuum in the car. Waddle Dees watched him as he was dragging a more or less big machine. He planned to go to Whispy Woods, and vacuum Kirby in, but he's too lazy to drive. He always is. "Escargoon! Take me for a ride!" Dedede demanded.
"Where would you like to go, sire?" Escargoon asked.
"Whispy Woods! Pronto!" Dedede said.
"Whispy Woods? I thought you hated Whispy Woods," Escargoon said.
"I want me some fresh air fo' once!" Dedede said. "No mo' questions!"
"Uhh, yes, sire," Escargoon took his order and started to drive him to Whispy Woods. "Huh, Why does he wants to go there so badly? I guess he's just too bored to stay in the castle. I wonder what kind of mischiefs he'll try to make..."
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At the Whispy Woods, Kirby, Dyna Chick, Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, Falala, Iroo, Honey, and Spikehead were having a picnic already. "Thanks for letting us stay by you while we're having a picnic," Tiff thanked Whispy Woods.
"No problem, I like you kids," Whispy Woods said. "Kirby, Dyna Chick, feel free to have some of my apples. You love them."
"Poyo!" "Baw!" They both flew on top of Whispy Woods to have some apples. They even tossed some to rest of the group so that they can have some too. Whispy Woods' apples are much sweeter than regular apples, so Kirby and Dyna Chick especially love them.
When they go on a picnic, Tiff reads a book or draws a picture. Today, she was reading a book. Tuff, Iroo, Honey, and Spikehead usually play catch or kick ball to each other. Today, they were playing a game of catch.
While they were having a peaceful picnic, unwanted thing happened to them. It all started with Dedede's evil laughter of mischiefs. "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hehheh!" Dedede laughed. "So there you are, pink fluff and its baby chick friend!"
"What do you want?!" Tiff demanded.
"I'm here tuh get dat there Kirby!" Dedede said. Then he opened the trunk and took out a large vacuum. "Thanks tuh Escargoon, I got this! It sucks up everything and even Kirby!"
"Huh? I didn't get that for you!" Escargoon said.
"Escargoon, how can you?!" Tiff said.
"I swear I didn't!" Escargoon said.
"His little vacuum robot helped me get dis idea!" Dedede explained boisterously.
"You mean that thing that would replace my cleaning job?" Escargoon asked.
"Oh, here we go again," Tiff said as she put her hand over her forehead.
"Heh-heh-heh!" Dedede laughed as he activated the vacuum, sucking up Kirby and Dyna Chick, with a lot of leaves that were already on the ground.
"Kirby! Dyna Chick! No!" Tiff screamed as she saw Kirby and Dyna Chick being sucked into the large vacuum. "Just what are you going to do with them?!" Tiff asked.
"You mind yo' business! Escargoon! Drive!" Dedede demanded.
"Uh, yes, sire," Escargoon said as he drifted away.
"Hey!! Stop right there!!" Tiff screamed as she chased after them. Everyone followed after them.
"By the way sire, what are you going to do with them?" Escargoon asked.
"Whachu think?! Imma send it over to Susie! She'll know what to do!" Dedede said.
Inside the vacuum, Kirby and Dyna Chick just sat there. "Poyo..." "Baw..." They groaned sadly. They didn't know what to do inside the vacuum around messy leaves and dirt. Dyna Chick was still bored, so he played with the leaves. But then, it had an idea. He saw Kirby fight before. "Baw, baw!" Dyna Chick suggested Kirby to inhale the leaves.
"Poyo," Kirby decided to give it a try, although he never inhaled leaves before. When he did, he transformed into leaf Kirby. Kirby and Dyna Chick exchanged high five. Kirby used various attacks, such as leaf attack, leaf swirl, and leaf scatter inside the vacuum. The weird sound came out of the vacuum.
"Excuse me sire, is this sound coming from the car or the vacuum?" Escargoon asked.
"Say what?!" Dedede said as he turned back to see the trunk where the vacuum is. Then it suddenly exploded and out-popped Kirby and Dyna Chick. The explosion was visible in a distance that even Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, Falala, Iroo, Honey, and Spikehead were able to see it from where they were.
"What's that explosion?" Fololo and Falala asked.
"Isn't that where Dedede's car is?" Tuff asked.
"Oh no, I hope nothing happened to Kirby and Dyna Chick!" Tiff ran fast as she could. They all followed after her.
Dedede and Escargoon chuckled nervously as they looked up at angry Kirby and angry Dyna Chick. Instead of Kirby taking action, he decided to let Dyna Chick take care of them. Dyna Chick started to peck both of them on the head and slap them in the face with its wings. When they tried to run away, Kirby stopped them with his leaf traps.
By the time Dyna Chick made them cover their faces with bumps and bruises, everyone arrived. They all looked at Dedede and Escargoon's swollen faces, and laughed hysterically.
"Dunto looffoot moo!" Dedede mumbled since his whole face was swollen up.
"Did Kirby did that?" Tuff asked.
"Poyo," Kirby said as he shook his head and pointed at Dyna Chick.
"Baw! Bawk!" Dyna Chick cheered as he danced on top of Dedede and Escargoon.
"Wow," Tiff said. "Dyna Chick, you really, really have grown up! I'm so proud of you! Let's all give a cheer for Dyna Chick!"
"Hooray!" They all cheered for Dyna Chick and tossed it up into the air. Dyna Chick was feeling very happy at this moment. Dedede and Escargoon took this chance to run away to the castle, but their swollen eyes made it hard for them to see and kept tripping, falling, and bumping into trees. Everyone saw them rolling around like bowling balls and laughed hysterically.
"Baw, baw!" "Poyo, poyo!" Dyna Chick and Kirby were probably the happiest at that moment.