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DeadOfWinter: *awesome ("awesome") teacher voice*
DeadOfWinter: Today in this lame asparagus (?) class, we're gonna be learning about...
SuperBrick: *shoots spit ball at Rose*
BlueCookies: *being that one kid who eats during class* Nobody gives a schist!
DeadOfWinter: FINE. FORGET SURVIVAL! WE GON' LERN ABOUT WHAT TO DO IT A FLIPPING ELEVATOR!
BlanketBurrito: *raises hand* Is the elevator actually flipping or...?
DrSunshine: *whisper* Just a figure of speach, Neeks.
BlanketBurrito: Ooooh...... what about fu-
DrSunshine: SO WHAT ABOUT ELEVATORS, TEACH?
DeadOfWinter: Um..... any suggestions?
PipedUp: How do you keep your identity if the elevator stops and you're freaking mad?
DeadOfWinter: Kill everyone. Next?
BlueCookies: How do you hide food?
DeadOfWinter: Eat it.
GoldenGirl: How do I hide the deadly cursed gems I might summon.
DeadOfWinter: Sell them and when the people die, steal the rest of their money.
WoofWoof: What if I turn into an animal accidently?
DeadOfWinter: Pee on the other people..........
DeadOfWinter: We're getting so off topic.
BlanketBurrito: *raises hand* What are ways to cause trouble.
DeadOfWinter: *instantly gets 21 ideas from her brain and totally not from Pinterest*
DeadOfWinter: We'll go around the class and I'll force them to say something that goes with their character traits.
Everyone: *cowers under desks, not wanting to be called first*
DeadOfWinter: Hazel, you start.
GoldenGirl: Stand silently in a corner without getting off.
DeadOfWinter: Good. Will?
DrSunshine: Greet everyone with a warm handshake..... and tell them to call you admirable.
DeadOfWinter: Creative. Neeks?
BlanketBurrito: Give a questionable "Meow" every now and then and make everyone question your motives.
DeadOfWinter: Adorable. Leo?
HotStuff: Stare at a person in the elevator with you, then when they're about to get off yell "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" and back away slowly.
DeadOfWinter: Smart. Percy?
BlueCookies: say "DING" at each stop.
DeadOfWinter: Of course. Jase the grace? (I'm sorry XD)
SuperBrick: Make an explosion sound every time someone hits a button.
DeadOfWinter: Very... loud.
PipedUp: Another one: Wrinkle your nose randomly and sniff your neighbor.
DeadOfWinter: Dunno why you'd do that, but great.
HotStuff: OR get a game of Twister going!
WoofWoof: Crack open your briefcase or purse and ask "got enough air in there" into it.
BlanketBurrito: Bring a chair.
DrSunshine: Laugh hysterically for 15 seconds, then look at the other people like they're crazy for not lauhing.
DeadOfWinter: My personal suggestion: announce in a demonic voice "I must find a better body"
SmarterThanU: this is so stupid.
HotStuff: We'll ex-cuh-ooz us for having fun.
SmarterThanU: *face palm* nobody would actually do these things.
BlueCookies: *raises hand* I would.
SmarterThanU: ........ we're done.
BlueCookies: *glances at Jason*
(#Jercy)
SmarterThanU: *throws a book down at Percy's feet*
SmarterThanU: We're done with the book.
PipedUp: And why are you glancing at Jason?
BlueCookies: *wiggles eyebrows*
SuperBrick: *nods*
BlueCookies: time for aaaa...
BlueCookies: WHAT-TO-(NOT)-DO-IN-AN-ELEVATOR OFF!
SuperBrick: Sell girl scout cookies!
BlueCookies: stare at your wrist and do the Spiderman Web shoot thingy.
SuperBrick: take a bite of a sandwich and ask the other passenger "wanna see whas in mah mouf?"
BlueCookies: When it's only you and another person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
SuperBrick: drop a pen on the floor, wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream "THAT'S MINE!"
BlueCookies: uh....
BlueCookies: call out a "Group Hug" then enforce it!
SuperBrick: um.... uh...
SuperBrick: Draw a little square in the floor then announce to the other person "This is my personal space."
DeadOfWinter: *tallies up scores*
SmarterThanU: You both lose, idiots.
DeadOfWinter: Actually... umm... Jason wins...
SuperBrick: IN YO FACE, BRO!
BlueCookies: Well... I CAN BEAT YOU IN A COOKIE EATING COMPETITION!
SuperBrick: *hands red cookies to Percy* Please, show me your talent.
BlueCookies: *glares at Jase as he nibbles the red cookie*
BlueCookies: *instantly pukes*
DeadOfWinter: Yeah...we're gonna... go...
DeadOfWinter: BUT BREAKING NEWS: THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY NUMBER NINETY-FIVE IN HUMOR!!!!
DeadOfWinter: Thanks so much!!!!!
DeadOfWinter: .... that's all.... bye...
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