Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)

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By ancient-mango

First of all, I am not gonna apologize for the song. XD my whole school tortured me with it.

Second of all:
okay, so there's this boy that I really like at my school. (I nicknamed him Leo bc he hadn't read HoO yet but he'll find out soon enough) Anyhow, I was messing around with my friend and asking people to hold leaves for us then running off.

So I asked him to hole my leaf AND HE KEPT IT! HE DIDN'T DROP IT WHEN I RAN AWAY LIKE ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE! XD

Anyways, here's the chapter.

WARNING: I'm sorry, but if you haven't watched Attack on Titian or whatever the Japanese name is called, then you will be SO lost.

*The chat is now open*

MrsDarrenCriss: XD

HotStuff: ...

HotStuff: XD

DeadOfWinter: Okay, what's so funny you two?

HotStuff: What? We can't just have a good XD?

SmarterThanU: The correct term is "a good laugh"

MrsDarrenCriss: ANNABI-

SmarterThanU: AnnaBETH.

MrsDarrenCriss: AIN'T NOBODY UP IN HERE CARE ABOUT YO LOGIC!

GoldenGirl: *raises hand* Logic is kind of... important...ish....

HotStuff: so has nobody else thought about how Greek Mythology goes against all logic?

TheWorld: ....................

WeBeGodz: NO! HOW F----ING DARE YOU?! WE ARE LOGICAL BEINGS. WE WILL DESTROY YO A-S IF YOU DARE SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

WoofWoof: Leo, stop hacking the server.

HotStuff: *throws a taco at Frank*

HotStuff: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

MrsDarrenCriss: the point is....

MrsDarrenCriss: XD

DeadOfWinter: *Eren Jaegar voice impression* THE XD!

DeadOfWinter: THE XD'S KILLED MY PARENTS! THEY DEVOURED MY MOTHER!

DeadOfWinter: I have vowed...

DeadOfWinter: THAT I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY XD HAS MET IT'S END!

BlueCookies: *slow claps*

SuperBrick: *to the AOT theme song* ROSE RUNNING 'ROUND WITH A SWORD IS BA-AD! HAH HAH! WE WILL ALL DIE! DA DUN DA DA

Everyone: *the cringe is real...*

SuperBrick: Shut up, that was awesome.

BlueCookies: Here. You can have a slightly-blue-but-not-really cookie for that AWESOME parody.

MrsDarrenCriss: NO! *kicks the cookie out of Jason's hands with a HI-YA*

MrsDarrenCriss: Mine.

BlanketBurrito: Thaaaat's how...

DeadOfWinter: How what?

BlanketBurrito: How she manages to steal my Solangelo por-..........

BlanketBurrito: Nevermind.

DrSunshine: Wait, por... could mean...

PipedUp: NICO, WHAT DOES YOU GOT?!

BlanketBurrito: IT'S NOTHING!!

PipedUp: ARE YOU SAYING THAT PORN IS NOTHING?!

BlanketBurrito: ...... what?

BlanketBurrito: What's porn? I was talking about portraits.

PipedUp: .... right... of course.

DrSunshine: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE NICO OF SOMETHING SO FOUL?!

PipedUp: YOU WERE THINKING IT, TOO SOLACE!

DrSunshine: I WAS TALKING ABOUT POPCORN!

PipedUp: .... why?

DrSunshine: HE'S DONE IT BEFORE, REMEMBER?

PipedUp:.... right....

BlanketBurrito: You guys are gross.

DeadOfWinter: *grumble* Knowing how many smuts there are of Solangelo, I'd imagine a.... that of Solangelo would make lots of money......

DeadOfWinter: #SolangeloLivesMatter

DeadOfWinter: #StopTheSmuts

DeadOfWinter: #StopTheHashtags

ProbablyYouRightNow: *facepalm*

MrsDarrenCriss: Actually....

MrsDarrenCriss: XD

DeadOfWinter: *sigh* okay, we're doing this.

DeadOfWinter: ATTACK ON XD

*everyone does an awesome pose while Angelica and Leo are laughing themselves to death*

*except Rose, too. Who's falling on her face.*

*The chat has been closed*

IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY! XD

FRIES DAY! EAT SUM FRIES! *throws you fries*

....

OKAY, BAI!

-Rose DA

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