Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)

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By ancient-mango

Okay, so I did post something almost exactly like this on my message board, but some of you guys don't read this and THIS GENIUS NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD! I SERIOUSLY HOPE THIS WORKS! XD

So this chapter is dedicated to Cakecat001 and AngelicExpression! She made up the idea for "ALL DA SINGLE HADES!" Cakey liked it, so I also dedicated this to her. This is basically what happened:

DeadOfWinter:

(•_•)
<) )~

ALL DA SINGLE LADIES

(•_•) (•_•)
<) )~ <) )~

ALL DA SINGLE LADIES

(•_•) (•_•) (•_•)
<) )~ ~( (> ~) )>

ALL DA SINGLE LADIES

(•_•)
\) )/

PUT YUR HANDS UP!

WU OH OH! OH OH OH! WOAH OH OH OOOHHHH! OH OH! *music*

(•_•)
<) )~*

IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT!

(•_•) (•_•)
<) )~* *~( (>

DON'T MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF IT!


(•_•) (•_•) (•_•)
<) )~* *~( ( *~) )>

IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT!

(•_•)
~) )~

WO OH OH

(•_•)
<) )>

UH UH OH!

(•_•)
\) )/

OH OH OOOHHH!

HuntressCakey:

This.
Is.
Great.

AngelicExpression: But "ladies" should be "Hades"
(Haven't had her in the story yet so... yeah.)

AngelicExpression: Just imagine.

Hades during the summer:

All the single Hades!
All the Single Hades!
All the single Hades!
Put your hands up!

*horrified demons in the backround*

And THAT led to this:

DeadOfWinter:

(•_•)
<) )~

ALL DA SINGLE HADES


(•_•)
~) )~

ALL DA SINGLE HADES

(•_•)
~( (>

ALL DA SINGLE HADES

(•_•)
\) )/

PUT YUR HANDS UP!

WU OH OH! OH OH OH! WOAH OH OH OOOHHHH! OH OH! *music*

_|_|_
(•_•)
<) )~

IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A GODLY HELM ON IT!

_|_|_ <--only HADES gets the helm.
(•_•) (•_•)
<) )~ ~( (>

DON'T MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF IT!

_|_|_
(•_•) (•_•) <-- horrified Fury
<) )~ ~( (>

IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A GODLY HELM ON IT!

_|_|_
(•_•)
~) )~

WO OH OH

_|_|_
(•_•)
<) )>

UH UH OH!

_|_|_
(•_•)
\) )/

OH OH OOOHHH!

(-_-) <-- Persophone
\) )/

HADES! WE. ARE. MARRIED.

(*-*) <-- Hades
~) )~

Um...

(^-^) <-- Hades
) )=

WE ARE A FA-MI-LY!


HuntressCakey: THIS IS BETTER THAN ALL OF HADES'S GOLD! XD

AngelicExpression: SO BEAUT-

AngelicExpression: -IFUL!

And yeah. That was pretty much the best moment of my life. XD

... I hope they don't mind that I put this in here.

My case: IT WAS TOO GOOD FOR THE WORLD TO NOT SEE! X)

But yeah. I love my friends. ♡♡♡♡

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