Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)

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*The chat is now open*

DeadOfWinter: F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO KILL STUFF TOGETHER!

BlueCookies: U IS FOR UNDERWATER KISSES

SmarterThanU: *face palm*

BlanketBurrito: N IS FOR NOT DYING IN THE PITS OF TARTARUS!!!

SuperBrick: .... that escalated quickly.

BlanketBurrito: That's the slogan for my restaurant.

PipedUp: You have a restaurant?

DrSunshine: Wait, what's it called? Imma Google it.

HotStuff: McGoth's?

BlanketBurrito: ...

GoldenGirl: Can I have a grieveburger and cries?

DeadOfWinter: Also, two Unhappy Meals for my cousins?

BlanketBurrito: *points at the group* When you take a joke too seriously.

DrSunshine: Oh c'mon.

DeadOfWinter: Yeah! We're all idiots together!

SuperBrick: *drops a beat*

BlueCookies: *brakes into song*

BlueCookies: WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHEEEERRRR!

PipedUp: GET THAT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CRAP OUTTA HER BEFORE I GO SLICA SLICA ON YO BUTTZ!

DeadOfWinter: YES, MY CHEESE CRACKER BUDDY!

PipedUp: Cheese cracker buddy?

DeadOfWinter: *gives Piper a Cheese Itz*

DeadOfWinter: WE ARE NOW CHEESE CRACKER BUDDIES!!

(I would actually do that irl XD)

HotStuff: I'm pretty sure she needs mental help...

DeadOfWinter: PUTTING THE 'HOT' IN PSYCHOTIC!

BlanketBurrito: Minus the hot.

DrSunshine: Just how Neeks puts the 'fun' in funeral.

BlueCookies: Oooh! Like how Coach puts the 'laughter' in slaughter?

SuperBrick: I get it! Like how Percy puts the 'sass' in assassination?

WoofWoof: Like how Leo puts the 'ay' in slay.

SmarterThanU: *face palm*

SmarterThanU: that was the most planned out schist I've ever read.

DeadOfWinter: Gotta love that irony, cheesy crap that I write!

DeadOfWinter: .............

DeadOfWinter: *cheesy smile*

WoofWoof: STOP RUBBING CHEESE ALL OVER YOUR FACE, ROSE

HotStuff: She did say it was a...

HotStuff: Cheesy smile!

SuperBrick: *nearly breaks his back carrying a drum set*

SuperBrick: *plays drums* ba dum tssh!

BlanketBurrito: *hides face and tries to not be seen in public with these idiots*

DrSunshine: EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!

DrSunshine: *shoves a PB&J in Nico's face*

DrSunshine: *beats his own chest*

DrSunshine: EMBRACE IT!

BlanketBurrito: *digs himself a grave*

SmarterThanU: *takes cover in the library*

BlueCookies: NO! WE CAN'T GO TO PLACES SMART PEOPLE GO!

HuntressCakey: *drags Annabeth out of the library*

HuntressCakey: *disappears (actually stalking Nico and Will in the bushes... but they don't know that)*

MissDarrenCriss: SLICA SLICA THE SANE PEOPLE!

DeadOfWinter: *gets out the slica slicas*

MissDarrrenCriss: SLICA SLICA!

DeadOfWinter: AND GO THE OM-ROM-NOM-NOM-NOM!!!

*The chat has been closed*

From there, Angelica and I went on a slica slica rampage and started a war with the apples. We managed to scrape a vitcory.

But thanks for reading, voting, and commenting!

-Rose DA

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