Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)

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By ancient-mango

*The chat is now open*

BlueCookies: GUESS WHO'S BACK

HotStuff: BACK AGAIN

DeadOfWinter: WE ARE BACK!

SuperBrick: TELL A FRIEND!

PipedUp: All of your favorite demigods are back at it again with the schist!

WoofWoof: And Rose.

PipedUp: and Rose.

DeadOfWinter: Whatever.

DeadOfWinter: Anyhow, this chapter is dedicated to Cakecat001 and anybody else who is surviving hurricane Harvey.

DeadOfWinter: Nature is so unfair and nobody should have to go through something like that! I'm starting this back to, hopefully, cheer you guys up a little after going through such a horrible, horrible, thing

DeadOfWinter: I was going to hold off on restarting this for a month, but I think I can clear a little time for this every so often. As some of you may know, my goal in life is to make people happy. So, I'm doing this for everybody who is or has been in the path of the hurricane.

The idea for this chapter was formed by AngelicaNicole62442.

And if you don't know what "#Roe" is, you don't have to read this chapter. *cringing so hard at what I'm about to write*

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HotStuff: Rose.

HotStuff: *pokes Roses's cheek*

HotStuff: You alive?

DeadOfWinter: No.

HotStuff: *burns tip of finger*

HotStuff: *pokes Rose again*

DeadOfWinter: HOT FUDGE ON A SUNDAE!

DeadOfWinter: WHAT DO YOU WANT, LEO?!

HotStuff: Oh, nothing.

MrsDarrenCriss: SLICA SLICA HIS A-

DeadOfWinter: NO CURSING!

DeadOfWinter: F****** family friendly story.

HotStuff: I though you said no cursing.

DeadOfWinter: "Flippin'" isn't a curse word!!!

HotStuff: . . .

HotStuff: oh....

(I'm pre-cringing right now. You guys should be, too)

DeadOfWinter: ANYHOW

DeadOfWinter: Let's look in the suggestion box! (meaning Cakey's mind)

DeadOfWinter: *pulls out a piece of paper*

DeadOfWinter: *blushes*

HotStuff: Oooh!

HotStuff: What's it say?!

DeadOfWinter: ............

DeadOfWinter: *gets another piece of paper*

DeadOfWinter: *keeps grabbing pieces of paper*

HotStuff: .......

DeadOfWinter: WHY DO THEY ALL SAY "KISS LEO"

DeadOfWinter: Oh! A Solangelo request!

HotStuff: Will and Nico aren't around...

HotStuff: So pucker up, skeleton girl.

DeadOfWinter: *looks at Leo*

DeadOfWinter: *looks at viewers*

DeadOfWinter: *looks at Leo*

HotStuff: We don't have all day.

DeadOfWinter: *pecks Leo's lips*

DeadOfWinter: *literally dies*

HotStuff: Too spicy for ya?

HotStuff: *pokes Rose*

HotStuff: You alive?

DeadOfWinter: THAT WAS FOR YOU, CAKEY!

DeadOfWinter: I DID IT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!

BlanketBurrito: *jumps out of the bushes with Will*

DrSunshine: *had a video tape*

Solangelo: Just gonna show Cakey that...

DeadOfWinter: *dies*

*The chat has been closed*


Closing this book didn't work out too well...

I'm only opening it back up cause of the hurricane! You need to smile more, Cakey! And everybody else in the hurricane!

I won't be posting as much as I did a week ago, just a heads up.

Sorry for closing it in the first place XD

Hope you enjoyed. I cringed... a lot.

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