Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

Sandwiches

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(HEADS UP: Aquaman is Posiedon)

*The chat is now open*

BlueCookies: *sits down at the Posiedon table*

BlueCookies: *noms on a sandwich*

DeadOfWinter: *sees this*

DeadOfWinter: *Runs over to Percy*

SuperBrick: DON'T LET HER GET TO PERCY!

PipedUp:... why?

SuperBrick: *sigh in defeat* Just watch.

DeadOfWinter: *jumps on the Posiedon table*

DeadOfWinter: *points at Percy*

DeadOfWinter: FEAR ME, PEASENT!

DeadOfWinter: FOR I AM THE SANDWICH GODDESS!

Aquaman: *chucks a brick at Rose*

Aquaman: Get off my table.

GoldenGirl: *snaps fingers* Ohhh gurl, nu he did-int.

WoofWoof: *stares at Hazel*

WoofWoof: *glares at Rose*

WoofWoof: What have you done to my sweet little Hazel?

DeadOfWinter: *chucks a sandwich at Posiedon*

DeadOfWinter: Take THAT....... Ocean... guy...!

SmarterThanU: Probably not the best idea she's ever had...

BlanketBurrito: Probably not the worst either...

DrSunshine: Neeks...

DrSunshine: What in the name of Hades's helm is worst than chucking a sandwich at the God of the Sea?

BlanketBurrito:... Good point...

Aquaman: *slams a tidal wave on Rose*

DeadOfWinter: slams a sandwich tidal wave on Posiedon*

PipedUp: Yup. Very original ideas.

SuperBrick: The words "Rose" and "creative" just can't fit in the same sentence.

HotStuff: ROSE!

HotStuff: Can I help?

HotStuff: *lights a sandwich on fire and chucks it at Posiedon*

*The sandwich disintegrates before it leaves Leo's hand*

WoofWoof: Very helpful, Leo.

HotStuff: *tries again*

HotStuff: *fails*

HotStuff: *keeps trying*

DeadOfWinter: *gets my sandwiches away from Leo*

DeadOfWinter: STOP BURNING MY CHILDREN!!!

SmarterThanU: ._.

SmarterThanU: Children?

DeadOfWinter: I created all of the sandwiches! I treat them like my childz!

Everyone: ._.

DeadOfWinter: *huggles sandwiches*

DeadOfWinter: Mine.

BlueCookies: *finally eats the sandwich he had earlier*

Aquaman: YEAH! YOU EAT THAT SANDWICH, PERCY JACKSON!

TheOlympian: *cheers Percy on has he noms on the sandwich*

DeadOfWinter: *yells at the Olympians*

DeadOfWinter: GUYS!

DeadOfWinter: STOP RAISING HIS EGO!

DeadOfWinter: Like, if you could jump off his ego and land on his I.Q., the fall would kill you.

SmarterThanU: *tries to be mad at that*

SmarterThanU: *can't deny the truth*

SuperBrick: ROSE! DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BRO THAT WAY!

BlueCookies: Jas-

SuperBrick: *chucks brick at Rose*

DeadOfWinter: *gets hit with a brick for the second time in less than an hour*

BlueCookies: J-jason...

SuperBrick: HE'S SMART AND HAS A HUGE EGO!

BlueCookies: Jason... N-no.

SuperBrick: HE KNOWS HOW TO ADD!

BlueCookies: Jason... you aren't helpi-

SuperBrick: SHUT UP, PERCY! I'M HELPING!

BlueCookies: No... you aren't...

(Jason hasn't stopped yelling at Rose to this very day.)

*The chat has been closed*

This chapter was inspired by Amy. So... thanks... yeah.

Urz Truly,
Rose~

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