Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

School. (That was... fast...)

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*The chat is now open*

DeadOfWinter: *dies*

HotStuff: *hits a button on a stopwatch*

BlueCookies: Wow. She got a new record.

HotStuff: *pokes Roses cheek* You alive?

DeadOfWinter: No.

HotStuff: Guys, I think she's telling the truth.

SmarterThanU: *does calculations*

SmarterThanU: No, she's alive.

DrSunshine:.... I could have told you that,

SmarterThanU: Yeah, but I'm smart.

DrSunshine: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!

SuperBrick: GUYS! Rose is dead!

BlanketBurrito:... And how do you know that?

BlueCookies: Rose told us! Didn't you hear?

DeadOfWinter: *whisper* I'm dead. Shush.

WoofWoof: And why are you dead?

DeadOfWinter: Schooooooool.

GoldenGirl: tell me about it. Being stuffed into a one room building with a bunch of other kids! Absolutely horrible!

Everyone:...

WoofWoof: *puts his arm around Hazel's shoulders* Maybe you should stay out of this conversation, grandma.

GoldenGirl: *takes offence*

WoofWoof: Sorry! Sorry! *turns into a dog*

GoldenGirl:... *lets an sneaky smile appear on her face* fine.

SmarterThanU:... I don't get it.

SmarterThanU: What's wrong with school?

DeadOfWinter: *glare* YOU HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE!

BlanketBurrito: *puts hand up* Team Rose.

DeadOfWinter: AND YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY SEE PEOPLE!

DeadOfWinter: And learn stuff...

DeadOfWinter: *rolling on the ground* and think about your future....

PipedUp: We should probably change the subject...

SmarterThanU: But what abou-

DeadOfWinter: *spits venom at Annabeth* NO!

PipedUp: Children of Hades can spit venom?

BlanketBurrito: That child of Hades can spit venom.

PipedUp: Oooh...

PipedUp: How?

BlanketBurrito: I have no idea.

SuperBrick: Um.. studies have shown that talking about how to survive school can get rid of the fears about it.

SmarterThanU: Actuall-

SuperBrick: *clamps hand over Annabeth's mouth* Shut up.

DeadOfWinter: fiiiiine.

DeadOfWinter:

1. Wear shadey clothes so nobody will talk to you.
2. Don't talk.
3. Don't pay attention when the teacher talks about triangles. TRIANGLES ARE USELESS!
4. History is useless. They're all dead.
5. Don't give a crap about anyone.
6. Don't go to lunch.
7. Don't go to school.
8. Become a drop out and make a living being the Gods' puppet.

DrSunshine: *dressed up in Nico's clothes*

DrSunshine: I am the Ghost King. Fear me.

BlanketBurrito: Will...

BlanketBurrito: Wut da fudge are u duin'

DrSunshine: This is basically what Rose said to do.

DeadOfWinter:

9. Unless you like school or actually want to do something with your life.

DrSunshine:... ah... well... that's gonna be a problem.

BlanketBurrito: Will...

BlanketBurrito: What did you do?

DrSunshine: *points to his chest* these might be your only black clothes left.

BlanketBurrito:... No...

BlanketBurrito: You didn't...

BlanketBurrito: *Bursts into the Iris cabin*

BlanketBurrito: *points at a random Iris kid group*

BlanketBurrito: YOU ARE ALL DEAD TO ME!!!

BlanketBurrito: *summons skeletons*

IrisKids: *run out of cabin and changes colors of everything because they're nervous and can't control their powers*

(Basically the Iris kids start a riot...)

DeadOfWinter: Pro Tip:

DeadOfWinter: Stay in drugs and don't do school!

HorseDudeMan: ROSE! ARE YOU SAYING THAT CHILDREN SHOULD DO DRUGS?!?!

DeadOfWinter: No, I'm just saying they shouldn't do school.

BlueCookies: She has a fair point...

DeadOfWinter: *gets "drunk" on Kool Aid or something*

DeadOfWinter: I aM a STRong iNdEPindenT woMaN! i dO nOT nEEd yOur supPORT, persassY.

(Gods, it took me forever to write that)

GoldenGirl:... WHAT IS THIS?!

GoldenGirl: I LEAVE FOR A FEW MINUTES TO WALK FRA- To walk with Frank,

GoldenGirl: AND THE GRASS IS FREAKING PURPLE AND ROSE IS DRUNK!

GoldenGirl: Now, somebody better start explaining.

DeadOfWinter: It's aLL scHOols FAUlt, HaZEL!

DeadOfWinter: IT's WHaT happeNS WheN yOu GO to SChooL.

SmarterThanU: Maybe we should go before...

DeadOfWinter: *makes plans to destroy Olympus*

SmarterThanU: *sigh* that happens.

BlueCookies: Why Olympus? Wasn't she just talking about schools being crap?

HuntressCakey: *whispers in Percy's ear*

HuntressCakey: That's the thing...

HuntressCakey: Nobody knows... *fades into shadows*

BlueCookies:... I can still see you, Cakey.

HuntressCakey:... ah... Yes...

HuntressCakey: *teleports away using the powers of fangirls*

*The chat has been closed*

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