Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)

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By ancient-mango

*The chat is now open*

DeadOfWinter: Serious talk for a moment. ("Serious")

DeadOfWinter: I just hit one thousand reads. Thank you guys so much for that! As you may know, I've already posted how much I love you guys on my message board. But I just wanna say thank you again! I can't believe I have one thousand reads! And a hundred votes!

DeadOfWinter: *huggles Nico*

HuntressCakey: *huggles Nico with Rose*

MightyMugMother: *huggles Mugs*

DeadOfWinter: *pulls Bridget with Cakey and Nico and herself*

MightyMugMother: WATTPAD SIBLING HUG!

HuntressCakey: WATTPAD SIBLING HUG!

DeadOfWinter: \(^-^)/

DeadOfWinter: NOW, ON WITH THE STUPIDITY!

______________________________________________________________

(Will and Nico thinking they're in a private chat room... how wrong they are)

DrSunshine: Did you cut my phrenic nerve?...

DrSunshine: Because baby, you take my breath away.

BlanketBurrito: Maybe I should give you mouth to mouth resuscitation to make sure your breathing patterns return to normal.

Everyone:...

HotStuff: Saucy

BlanketBurrito: Will.

DrSunshine: yes?

BlanketBurrito: YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A PRIVATE CHAT ROOM!

SmarterThanU: It was.

BlanketBurrito: was?

SmarterThanU: Untill I hacked into it.

Everyone:...

BlueCookies: That's why I love you!

SmarterThanU: *glare*

BlueCookies: That's why I met you!

SmarterThanU: *hair flip* wutever.

BlanketBurrito: *tries to sneak to the Hades cabin with Will*

BlueCookies: *sees them*

BlueCookies: NICO!

BlanketBurrito: What now?

BlueCookies: *throws Nico some sunscreen*

BlanketBurrito: What?

BlueCookies: Use protection *wink wink*

(Wouldn't two winks make a blink?)

BlanketBurrito: *causally summons a few.... dozen... skeletons*

WeSkeletonz: *drags Percy off somewhere*

SuperBrick: Bye Percy!

SuperBrick: *bites down on a brick*

PipedUp: Oh Gods, no

GoldenGirl: Jason... it's not what you think...

WoofWoof: Jason... that's not a brick...

WoofWoof: IT'S A BLUE COOKIE!

DeadOfWinter: PLOT TWIST!

Everyone, including the readers probably: *face palm* Omgs. No. Rose, stahp. Wut r chu doing? Staaahp.

SuperBrick: It's a... cookie?

SuperBrick: *dies*

DeadOfWinter: *pulls out bottle of poisen* MWUHAHAHAHA!

SuperBrick: Jk. I'm alive.

(In case you don't know Internet slang, JK means Just Kidding)

DeadOfWinter: PLOT TWIST #2!

PipedUp: Is she about to...

GoldenGirl: Yeah, close the the chat...

DeadOfWinter: *gettin' fired up*

*The chat has been closed*

But in all seriousness, thanks so much for 1k reads! It means a lot to me! My book has now become sort of intimidating knowing that like, a billion people have read it! But I love all you you!

*huggles*

Urz Truly,
Rose~

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