ASSEMBLE ✦ avengers chatroom

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Chatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-M... More

Excursion
[Your Chat Title Here]
Best Friends
Bucky | Memes
Peter Parker | Pizza
Camping
Catastrophe
Peter Parker | Family
Code Green
Insomnia
Movie Night
Clint | Congratulations, it's a boy!
Bucky | Inquisitive
⚡Thor | Hammer Time
Loki | Surprise
Bucky | Waffles
Dog The Destroyer
Steve | Whose Side Are You On?
Bucky | Run
Steve | OTP
Bucky | Dance Off, Bro
Tony | Mistletoe
Steve | T'Chill
Peter Parker | Breadsticks
Peter Maximoff | The Other Quicksilver I
Requests
Bucky | Baby Shower
Steve | Vibranium
Bruce | 3AM
Princess Clint
Bucky | I Ship It
Pietro | Pancakes
Bucky | Suspense
Peter Parker/Short!Reader | Little One
Bucky | Anniversary
Loki | Secrets
ScarletVision | What Is Love?
Bucky | Popcorn
Peter Parker | Crush
Mischief
Peter Maximoff | The Other Quicksilver II
Late
Bucky | Overprotective
Thor's Room
Avatar
Chat Short: Halloween
Peter Maximoff | Supernatural I
Memepocalypse, I
Memepocalypse, II
Peter Parker | Exposed
T'Challa | Not-Date
Code Red
Black Friday
An Avengers Christmas
Friday the 13th
Bucky | Shy
Maximoff/Parker | War
Wanda | Eggnog
Tony | Pranks
Bucky | Adventures In Babysitting
Peter Parker | Cotton Candy
Knightly Avengers [Fantasy AU]
Knightly Avengers II
Knightly Avengers III - FINAL
You Meme A Lot To Me
Bucky | Cinnamon Roll
Steve | Innuendos
New Avenger
Chat Short: Bucky & Clint, Amateur Photographers
Sick
Justice League, Meet The Avengers
[A/N] THOR RAGNAROK
Scott | Fanclub
Steve | Lost
Peter | Horror
Fledgling - Supernatural AU
Thor | Rainy Day
Whammied
May The 4th Be With You
Pietro | Protective
Full Moon - Supernatural AU
Family Tree
BINGPOT!
Thor | Calibrations
T'Challa | Distractions
Chat Short: Hey, Yeah
A Villainous Party
Chat Short: Pottery Class
Clint | Finding Clint
Wade | Betrayal
Sam | Adorable Jerks
Bucky | Dinner
Peter Parker | Movie Date
Tony | Team Wars
The Ultron Games
Steve | Matchmaker
Run Barry, Run
Portals and Swords
Isn't She Lovely?
Bucky | Missing
Vigilantes
Peter | Lasagna
The Real Infinity War
Puppy
Chat Short: Breaking News
Pietro | Flirt
Bird Squad
Chat Short: Meme Me Up
Wanda | Haunted House
Attack Of The Clones
Chat Short: 2 am
Family Dispute
Natasha | Ambrosia
Peter | Mystery
Birthday Plans
Loki | Roses Are Red
An Avengers Halloween
Steve | I Like You
Chat Short: So that trailer...
Tony | Forgive Me
Chat Short: Thunderstorm
Wade | Date
Revolutions, Knives & Memes
The Maximoff Twins
Loki, Peasant King of Facebook
Ice
[an] Fourth Wall Chat
The Wade Show
You'll Be Back
Beach Day
The Abominable Wade
King Loki
Mad King
Pietro | W O W
[a/n] Infinity War Trailer
Chat Short: Likes
Thor | Thunderstruck
The Break Up
Meet The In-Laws
Sunday Nights
Shenanigans
Captain Y/N
Valkyrie | Best Date
Peter | The Girlfriend
Chat Short: Bucky's Sleep
Thor | Uncle Loki
Chat Short: Lemon Cake
[authors note] loki 🔪
Bruce's Guide To Combating Stress
Chat Short: Dinner
Friends
Keeping Up With The Avengers
Keeping Up With T'Challa
How To Raise An Android
Chat Short: Perfectly Balanced
The Haunting of Bucky Barnes
Tinky And The Avengers
The Novel
Infernal Summon
Endgame? More like Endthotnos
Dramatics
i ━ and they lived happily ever after.
ii ━ and they lived happily ever after.

Clint | Get Pranked

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Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has added Y/N.

Clint: babe

Clint: babe!

Clint: BABE

You: Did someone text me? Not sure.

Clint: BAAAAABE.

You: Oh it's my love. Hey.

Clint: loki managed to prank me

Clint: that means I'm losing the war I started. If I get pranked again, I'm defeated.

Clint: that makes me sad.

Clint: can I have a selfie of your beautiful face.

Y/N has sent a picture.

Clint: MY SUNSHINE

Clint: MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND

Clint: MY MOON, AND STARS

Clint: 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Clint: mood instantly lifted!

You: I love you so much, oh my word.

Clint: I love you more!

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: prepare to lose

Pietro: and ew gross stop it

Pietro: clint being all mushy weird

You: Hey. Clint has got this!

Pietro: no. he's losing!!!!

Clint: so are you?

Scott has joined the chat.

Scott: Loki got me too. Once more and I'm out.

Pietro: i suggest we team up to remove a common enemy

You: Loki is not going to like that.

Pietro: and i don't like losing so

Clint: ... a truce.

Scott: Once Loki is out, we're back to being enemies.

You: When he tries to kill one of you, don't ask me for help.

Clint: surely you will protect me? 💕

Pietro: clint is old. his time is nearly up. same for scott. i am young. protect ME.

Clint: Listen here, you little punk.

Pietro: how can i

Pietro: we are texting

Scott: Oh Y/N, might wanna stay out of the training room until this war is over.

You: ... what did you do scott

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: SAM HAS BEEN CRUSHED BY A GIANT PILLOW HELP PLEASE IT FILLS UP THE WHOLE TRAINING ROOM

Scott: GET PRANKED!

You: SCOTT SAVE HIM

Clint: WHAT THE HELL MAN, WE DIDN'T AGREE TO MURDER IN OUR PRANKS

Pietro: great. we told loki no murder, and then this happens. now he's going to murder us in retaliation

Bucky: DO SOMETHINF I GAVE BEEN LOOKING UNDER THE PILLOW FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES I HAVE BEEN CRAWLINF FOR EHAT FEELS LIKE FOTEVER AND I CANT FIND HIK ITS LIKE A NEW WORLD

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: I'm not dead, Barnes. Stop screaming. You're ruining my nap.

Bucky: Y/N IT'S HIS GHOST TEXTING

Bucky: YHANK GOD FOR GOOS SIGNAL ON THE OTGWR SIDE

Scott: Maybe calm down for a lil bit. Your texts are slowly losing sense word by word.

Pietro: lol yhank you. what a goos movie. lololol

Bucky: DONT MOCK ME SPEEDY I STF I WILL BIT HESISTATE TO TELL YOUR SISTER AVOUT ALL THE SHIT YOU DO BC I AM AT MY L8NIT WITH MORUNIGN SAM OKAY I AN FRAGILE RIGHT NOW SHO SHUT YIUR MOYTH

You: I'M SO GLAD YOURE ALIVE SAM

Scott: You guys thought I'd really kill someone with my prank? Wow.

Pietro: why are you napping under a giant pillow sam

Pietro: nvm i would too

Sam: And the good thing about this pillow is that Barnes will never find me. I'm finally free.

Bucky: I'LL FREE YOU SOON SAM JUST HOLD ON

Bucky: THE PILLOW EXPLODED

Bucky has been disconnected.

Sam: No one said I can't use someone else's prank as my own prank.

Scott: GENUIS!!!!

You: Is Bucky going to be okay?

Sam: The real question is, is your boyfriend going to be okay?

Clint: .... what do you have planned for me?

Pietro: no no no no no

Pietro: clint is my target for most of my pranks

Sam: You're on my list too, Sonic.

Scott: Haha, he's gonna get you guys good.

Sam: You too, tic tac.

Scott: oh.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: I ELIMINATED THOR FROM THE PRANK WAR

Clint: YESSSS

Pietro: nice job sister

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: UNFAIR!!!!!

You: Third strike?

Thor: Aye...

You: Then you're out!

Scott: How'd you get him?

Wanda: Syrup in his shampoo. Syrup in his bed. Syrup in his shoes. Syrup.

Thor: Its sweetness has defeated me!

Wanda: what

Wanda: who

Wanda: who covered my entire room in pictures of tony

Scott: ... Tony?

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: YOU THOUGHT!

You: Ohmygod steve

Steve: Wanda is out. I'm coming for the rest of you. I will end your silly pranks, if it means I must resort to pranking. I'm tired of the chaos all of you cause around the compound. Why can't you be like Y/N? She's not partaking. She's not making my life hell.

You: (: or am i

Steve: no

Steve: Y/N please don't follow under your boyfriends influence of terrible pranks

Steve has been disconnected.

Scott: So... I take it you're responsible for his shield suddenly melting?

You: I have the real shield hidden.

Clint: BABY

Clint: I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE GONNA TURN ON US

Clint: So proud.

Pietro: what, how can we best y/n if we didn't know to prepare any pranks for her?!?!??!

You: EXACTLY. FEAR MY PRANK SKILLS.

Thor: You make a formidable foe, Y/N.

Wanda: So, Steve, Thor, Bucky and I are all out. Natasha is not participating.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: Count Rhodey and I out too. Just when my prank went off, his did too.

Tony: I may or may not be stuck to the ceiling. Little help, please?

Wanda: Let me go get a broom.

Wanda has left the chat.

Tony has left the chat.

Scott: Aw man, come on!! Which one of you thought it would be funny to replace all my clothes with one's for dolls?

Sam: I see no problem. They'll still fit you.

Scott: Well, congrats Sam, you've eliminated me.

Pietro: !!!!!!! MY SNEWKERS EHO DID YHIS TO THEM !!!!!!!!!

Scott: is this bucky texting

You: Whaaaat? I thought you'd like the new style?

Pietro: Y/N NOOOOOOOOO

You: There, there. I already ordered new ones to replace them.

Pietro: NOT THAT I CANT BEAT CLINT NOW Y/N ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS BEAT HIM

Clint: girlfriend i cant believe you did this omg my heart

Pietro: :(

You: Nyoomie, you can try and beat him next time.

Pietro: okay :(

Sam: Clint, come outside.

Clint: no...

Thor: What do you have planned for him?

Sam: Don't make me bring it inside.

Scott: ... oh god it moves? R.I.P clint.

Clint: Hey Thor. Wanna take your old pal, me, to see Asgard?

Thor: No. Not really.

Sam: There's no escaping, Clint.

Clint: WHAT IS THAT THING

Clint has been disconnected.

Sam: Seems like I might win this afterall.

You: We'll see about that, Sam.

Sam: May the best Avenger win.

Scott: What about Bruce?

Thor: Or Vision? They have yet to be eliminated.

You: Ha! We don't have to worry about them.

Sam: Chances are they'll set off their own prank. It's just me vs Y/N now.

You: Any cheerleaders for team Y/N?

Thor: I will be your cheerleader! I shall cheer joyously for you!

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: back off

Clint: I'm head cheerleader.

Pietro: lololol clint why are you this way

Thor: Of course, Barton. Lead our cheers!!! We require those frilly things to ensure our cheers are a success, however.

Scott: Yikes. You guys don't even have pompoms.

Sam: Tic tac has my favorite colored pompoms.

Pietro: scott did you just have pompoms on standby for an occassion like this

Scott: Yes. Doesn't everyone else?

Pietro: im joining sams cheer team just for the pompoms hand em over

You: ... Wait. I want to trade cheer teams.

Clint: WHY

You: They have pompoms!

Pietro: we look goooood with them

Scott: So cute.

Thor: May I have your pompoms, please?

Sam: Resist him Lang!

Scott: ... but he'd look so adorable with them

Scott: TAKE THEM ALL, THOR!

Thor: Y/N, I have obtained pompoms for your cheer team! :D

You: dammit thor stop being so adorable

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: I have been bested... By Vision!!!!

Loki: I did not think him competent!

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: made him cry lol

Loki: My eyes teared up because of your prank! I was not crying!

Pietro: vision who is teaching you

Vision: Tony.

You: I'm kinda scared of Vision rn.

Loki: You should be. The little brat phased through the wall once his prank went off and cackled at my misery!

Thor: Brother would you like to join Y/N's cheer team? She will defeat Vision. I am sure of it.

Loki: Give me a pompom. I shall cheer so vivaciously, she will be fuelled with the power to win!

Clint: No... you can be the mascot lol.

Loki: No!

Clint: I'm head cheerleader. You're the mascot.

Loki has left the chat.

Vision: Sam, your prank was exceptional. I did not foresee it. As Loki is Y/N's mascot, I shall be yours.

Vision has left the chat.

Sam: Y/N, where are you?

You: Where are YOU?

Sam: I ain't telling.

Y/N has been disconnected.

Sam has been disconnected.

Clint: What happened to my Y/N?

Thor: Or Samuel! We must investigate.

Thor has left the chat.

Scott: Did they get each other?!

Scott has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Pietro has left the chat.

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: MY LAB. IS RUINED. BC OF YOUR PRANKS.

Bruce: Wait, if it wasn't Y/N or Sam...

Bruce has been disconnected.

T'Challa has joined the chat.

T'Challa:

T'Challa: King of Wakanda, and King of Pranks.

T'Challa has left the chat.

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