Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)

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By ancient-mango

*The chat is now open*

BlueCookies: Yo, wuhdup?

SuperBrick: just chillin'. But since when do you use slang?

BlueCookies: Ei juhzt ben fealin' ae bitt uh... tipsie.

SmarterThanU: Um... Perce...

SmarterThanU: where did you get you're afternoon five dozen of blue cookies?

BlueCookies: Ooohh, I gott dem frum ae D ked

DeadOfWinter: *bursts out laughing*

BlanketBurrito: *joins in laughter* A D kid?

DrSunshine: That some sorta secret code?

BlueCookies: Teh wine ked.

PipedUp: So... you got colored cookies from a child of Dionysus?

GoldenGirls: From kids who drink Kool Aid all day?

WoofWoof: And you just took them?

SmarterThanU: Without having any suspicions at all?

BlueCookies: Wel, dey mayd mee eet 1 bfore I left.

BlueCookies: 'N itt wuz gud. Soe I went wif itt...

DeadOfWinter: OMG! THE DIONYSUS KIDS SPIKED PERCY'S BLUE COOKIES!

WoofWoof: Wait, with actual wine?

BlanketBurrito: Yes, Frank. With actual wine.

WoofWoof: BUT THAT'S-

DeadOfWinter: SARCASM! THAT'S SARCASM, FRANK!

DeadOfWinter: They spiked it with Kool Aid.

BlueCookies: Annie Bell... chu... lukz... gud. Reely noice.

SmarterThanU: *blush blush* t-thanks...

SmarterThanU: WAIT, NO! I CAN'T BE FLUSTERED! YOU'RE DRUNK!

BlueCookies: *Shoves a blue cookie in her mouth* dey guuuuud.

SmarterThanU:... mah broin can't comprihiind.

BlueCookies: *attempts to feed Nico a blue cookie*

BlanketBurrito: AW, HILLZ NO!

(Get it? Hill sounds like... nevermind)

BlanketBurrito: *summons around fifty skeletons*

BlanketBurrito: *half of them go to capture Percy....*

BlanketBurrito: *the other half go twords Rose*

DeadOfWinter: Umm... imma just...

DeadOfWinter: *Runs twords Artemis*

DeadOfWinter: I PLEDGE MYSELF TO LADY ARTEMIS TO FOREVER ABANDON THE COMPANY OF MEN!

LadyArtemis: Lol, nope.

DeadOfWinter: *tries to run from fate*

DeadOfWinter: *fate catches up to her*

DeadOfWinter: *is forcefully forced to endure the skeleton tickles*

HotStuff: *forces Nico into a blanket burrito*

HotStuff: cute *sly smirk in Rose's direction*

DeadOfWinter: *blushes for no reason as she gets brutally tickled by skeletons*

HotStuff: *blush blush*

BlanketBurrito: are we just gonna ignore the sexual tension?

DeadOfWinter: YES!

DeadOfWinter: I mean... what are you talkin' 'bout Neeks?

HotStuff: Yeah! You're probably going insane.

HotStuff: I guess I am a bad influence.

*The chat has been closed*

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