Demigod Schist

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... Więcej

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)

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*The chat is now open*

SuperBrick: *singsong voice* Oh Niiiiiicoooo.

BlueCookies: Yeah, just forget about the rest of us.

BlanketBurrito: Da fudge you want?

SuperBrick: Rude much.

BlanketBurrito: IT'S ALMOST TWELVE! YOU EXPECT ME TO BE IN A GOOD MOOD AT THIS HOUR?!

SuperBrick:... Yes.

SuperBrick: Anyhow, you know... um... I got something to tell you...

DrSunshine: *being all territorial and wrapping his arm around Nico's waist*

SuperBrick: *nose bleed*

SuperBrick: Um... well I kinda learned a new language...

SuperBrick: Amo solangelo più che meme

SuperBrick: *blush blush*

BlanketBurrito: *blush blush blush*

DeadOfWinter: I. Am. Dying. Right. Now.

SmarterThanU: That was Italian, right?

BlanketBurrito: Jason...

BlanketBurrito: I WILL FREAKING KILL YOU!!!

BlanketBurrito: YOU WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF WAKING ME UP

BlanketBurrito: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING DAY

BlanketBurrito: JUST TO TELL ME THAT?!

SuperBrick: Sai cosa è un meme

BlanketBurrito: OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT A MEME IS!

BlanketBurrito: AND STOP USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!

DrSunshine: W-w-what did he say?

DeadOfWinter: He said that he loves Solangelo more than memes.

HotStuff: He must be like... the ultimate fangirl if he loves them...

HotStuff: more than memes

DeadOfWinter:... I'm kinda on Jason's side for once.

GoldenGirl: This will be bad...

WoofWoof: *very intrigued*

HotStuff: *getting the popcorn ready*

BlanketBurrito: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, JASON?!

BlanketBurrito: IT IS ALMOST MIDDAY!

BlanketBurrito: AND YOU WAKE ME UP AT THAT UNHOLY HOUR TO TELL ME THAT?!?!

DeadOfWinter: Ok, nevermind. Team Neeks. Jason, you're an idiot.

BlanketBurrito: *attempts an evil voice* Listen here, Jason Grace.

BlanketBurrito: If you so much as set a single cell out of line, I will raise the dead.

BlanketBurrito: And you won't be able to sleep.

BlanketBurrito: Because they will constantly be doing dubstep outside of your cabin.

BlueCookies: Jason. Be good.

BlueCookies: I do not want to dubstep to be blasting near my cabin.

DrSunshine: Aww! My wittle death boi trywing to thweaten the meanie Jason?

BlanketBurrito: *puts cardboard sword to Will's throat*

BlanketBurrito: Do not baby type me, Solace.

DrSunshine: *literally karate chops Nico's sword in half*

DrSunshine: *whisper whisper* adoraaabllleeee!

DrSunshine: *kiss kiss Neeks*

DeadOfWinter: *under breath* KISS, KISS, FALL IN LOVE!! da dun da dun...

Everyone: *staaaaarrrreeee*

DeadOfWinter: Shut the heck up.

DeadOfWinter: I'm normal...

HotStuff: Psssshht

HotStuff: You're about as normal as Nico is straight.

DrSunshine: *takes offence* why just Nico?

HotStuff: Solangelo**

DeadOfWinter: I'm not normal? Speak for yourself, Valdez.

SuperBrick: *cant hold back any longer*

SuperBrick: WILL AND NICO JUST KISSED, AND LEO JUST MADE A SOLANGELO REFERENCE!

SuperBrick:.... I NEED TO DO SOMETHING!

SuperBrick: *how did he already trash the camp with Solangelo posters so fast?*

SuperBrick: *and now he's already selling the freaking T-shirts and and baseball caps!*

DeadOfWinter: *sneaks over to Jason*

DeadOfWinter: *whisper* two shirts and two caps.............

SuperBrick: anything else?

DeadOfWinter: and about half a million posters.

DeadOfWinter: *quickly runs back to conversation wearing a shirt and baseball cap*

DeadOfWinter: Cakey! I got you the shirt you wanted!

DeadOfWinter: *holds up Solangelo shirt and cap*

HuntressCakey: *appears*

HuntressCakey: *quickly shoves on shirt over her Huntress outfit and grabs cap*

HuntressCakey: *whisper* thanks

HuntressCakey: *goes back to the hunt before anybody noticed she was missing*

BlanketBurrito: Rose...

DeadOfWinter:... Yesssss? (Totally not hiding shirt from Nico or anything...)

BlanketBurrito: Were you conversating with Jason just now...

DeadOfWinter: ................................

*The chat has been closed*

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