Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)

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*The chat has been opened*

DeadOfWinter: Okay, so I was going through a story and I found an interesting question.

HotStuff: Is it a tag?

DeadOfWinter: No, just a question.

HotStuff: *pout pout*

HotStuff: I was hoping for you to get some embarrassment.

DeadOfWinter: That's what society is for.

GoldenGirl: What's the q?

DeadOfWinter: The questions is: Does Nico even know how to ship?

Everyone: *stare stare at Neeks*

(I honestly dunno why I write the actions twice)

BlanketBurrito: Of course I do!

BlanketBurrito: You... uh....

BlanketBurrito: You... sorta... smash two people together...

BlanketBurrito: And it sort of makes a new person....

BlanketBurrito: That's combined of the two people you smash together.

Everyone: BWAHAHAHA!

DrSunshine: Nico, you're so close but so off!

SmarterThanU: Omgs! This moment is to go down in history!

BlueCookies: Neeks, you are talking about something totally different!

BlanketBurrito: Shut up! I tried my best!

BlanketBurrito: And stop laughing! I'm about twenty or more years older than all of you! Respect your elders!

DeadOfWinter: Neeks, I'm going to point out your mistake.

DeadOfWinter: Because I need you to remain innocent and pure forever.

DeadOfWinter: Neeks.... that's not even close to what shipping is.

DeadOfWinter: You're suppose to smash two people's names together.

BlanketBurrito: *relizes his mistake*

BlanketBurrito: *blush blush*

SuperBrick: Yeah! You smash Solace and di Angelo, and you get Solangelo!

DeadOfWinter: ... Jason....

SuperBrick: hmm?

DeadOfWinter: Did you say it like that intentionally?

SuperBrick: NOOOooooo....

DeadOfWinter: HOW DARE YOU?!

DeadOfWinter: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ANYBODY DEFLOWERING THIS INNOCENT BABY!!!

BlanketBurrito: I'm not a baby...

BlanketBurrito: I'm frikin older than all of you....

DeadOfWinter: PERCY, ARM ME WITH THE DAM FISH!!!!

BlueCookies: Arming you with dam fish, ma'am!

HotStuff:... Why not summon skeletons...?

DeadOfWinter: I'm too weak...

DeadOfWinter: My skeletons have one job: "Take care" Jason and Percy WHEN THEY GO TOO FAR!

DeadOfWinter: *chucks dam fish at Jason*

DeadOfWinter: NICO IS PURE AND INNOCENT! *chucks another dam fish*

DeadOfWinter: DON'T EVER LOOK AT THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS AGAIN, PEASENT!!

DeadOfWinter: *slaps Jason with le fish*

DeadOfWinter: HE IS TOO PURE TO BE LOOKED AT BY A FILTHY PERSON SUCH AS YOURSELF! *Continues to chuck fish at Jason*

BlueCookies: Close the chat?

Everyone besides Rose: YESSS!!!!

*The chat has been closed*

I made the media above... that's why it sucks so much xD

But I didn't take the picture. That was all Google's property or whatever.

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