Demigod Schist

By ancient-mango

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... More

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)

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*TooFabForU has opened the chat*

PipedUp: Mom?

HotStuff: ...How?

HotStuff: I made this chat specifically Aphrodite proof!

TooFabForU: Well, if there's a chat with even the smallest bit of love in it....

DeadOfWinter: WHYYYYYYYYYY

DeadOfWinter: WHY DO YOU HATE ME, ZUES?! I'M SORRY HADES BROKE THE OATH!!!

DeadOfWinter: JUST PUNISH ME WITH ANYTHING ELSE! NOT HER!!!

BlueCookies: Look on the bright side!

BlueCookies: It isn't Hera!

DeadOfWinter: *poisons Percy's blue cookies* Shut up.

SmarterThanU: He can control poison...

DeadOfWinter: Then he should be fine.

PipedUp: Why are you here, mom?

TooFabForU: Well, there is a lethal number of ships happening in this chat!

SuperBrick: But-

TooFabForU: Jason, you're username is a ship.

TooFabForU: The names of the ships in this chat:

Percabeth, Jasper, Frazel, Solangelo (💖), Brison (Jason and the brick), Blucy (Percy and blue.... cookies), and there may be some Annactus.

SmarterThanU: Annactus?

TooFabForU: I ship you and a cactus.

BlanketBurrito: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

BlanketBurrito: WHY is there a heart emoji next to Solangelo?

DrSunshine: Aww! It's cute, Neeks. *SOLANGELO KISS*

TooFabForU: *whisper* OTP

SuperBrick: S-s-s-solagnelo K-k-k-kisss?

SuperBrick: THE WORLD IS TO KNOW!

SuperBrick: *takes about a million pictures per second*

SuperBrick: *Shoves Will and Nico's heads together to make it last longer*

SuperBrick: *Runs off twords the cabins screaming "SOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAANNNNNGGGGEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

HotStuff: APHRODITE LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

PipedUp: GO AWAY, MOTHER!

TooFabForU: You will regret this!

TooFabForU: *mumbles* Annactus.

*TooFabForU has left the chat*

HotStuff: How is it possible for that lady to go through men faster than I can go through a bag of Fonzies?

GoldenGirl: You would think that it would be impossible.

WoofWoof: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN WHAT JASON DID?!?!

BlanketBurrito: HE FREAKING TRASHED THE HADES AND APOLLO CABIN WITH THOSE PICTURES!

DrSunshine: THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER TO CLEAN UP!

BlanketBurrito: YOU HAVE IT EASY! YOU HAVE SIBLINGS!

GoldenGirl:... do I just not exist?

BlanketBurrito: You're at Camp Jupiter.

SuperBrick: *sneezes*

BlanketBurrito: Go die in a hole.

SuperBrick: What?

BlanketBurrito: Bless you**

DeadOfWinter: *smiling at Nico's cuteness!*

BlanketBurrito: I just accidently said 'go die in a hole'.

SuperBrick: ah....

SuperBrick:... HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTLY SAY SOMETHING?!

DrSunshine: Hey, Nico, I think you're all good for shadow traveling... if you know what I mean...

DeadOfWinter: That totally doesn't sound... wrong....in any way imaginable.

*BlanketBurrito and DrSunshine have left the chat*

SmarterThanU: We should probably...

DeadOfWinter: Leo, close the chat. What Jason does next will not be a pretty sight.

*The chat has been closed*

By the way, the Annactus ship belongs to BridgetDiAngelo. Well, she was the creator of the ship.

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