Demigod Schist

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It's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best w... Więcej

The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)
The SunnyD (A.K.A. The person who will definitley kill Leo)
Percy Doesn't Get It (And LOTS of other stuff)
I Got Tagged... (I'm not gonna bother writing a Tag book)
I'm Not Avoiding The Question! (okay, maybe I'm avoiding a LITTLE)
TooFabForU (WHY?! OH GODS, WHY?!)
Territorial, Not Jealous (WARNING: SOLANGELO MOMENTS!!!)
Reynico or Solangelo? (SOLANGELO! HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU SHIP REYNICO?!)
Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)
More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)
Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)
Happiness and Dyslexia (and Percabeth)
PillowMurderer (Poor little piece of coal. I feel for it)
Dedication! (Not really.).... (Dunno why I decided to call this that)
Randomness. (Like the media above)
Skylin's Welcoming! (And skeleton tickles...)
Please, Never Get a Job, Percy. (AGAIN WITH THE BLUE COOKIES!)
Not On Fire
A Notebook? (This chapter has Death Note thingys. Sorry if you don't get it)
That Tree, Though (Forever alone XD)
The Kool Aid Blues (ba dum tssh... you'll get the joke later on)
MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...
Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)
YOLO (and stuff about breakdowns that I'm not gonna bother to get into now)
Secrets Of a Demigod (And... I drew Leo... for no reason...)
HuntressAmy (And what was up with last chapter?)
Pep Talks (Percy... No. Just no. Just..... no.)
Shipping 102 (That's literally the best name I could come up with)
Pet Fish (Percy and Nico chapter)
Almost 1K! (NICO HAS A BRUISE! SAVE THE POOR CHILD!)
Simply Solangelo
Rangelica...? (Say what now?)
Nico's Phone History. (POPCORN!)
One Thousand. (PLOT TWISTS!)
School. (That was... fast...)
Sandwiches
SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)
Jugs (Percabeth chapter *wink*)
DanIsOnFire (cuz of Leo) and AmazhangPhil!
Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)
Jercy (Bromance or ROMANCE? DUN DUN DUUUNNN)
Solangelism (and Twizzlers)
THANKS FOR 2K!!! (JERRRRYYYYY!!!!) (Jerry, not Jercy)
What's upsexy? (I seriously need a life XD)
LSHIDMTAMSFOS (That actually stands for something)
I drew me a Peter Johnson
BirdOfDeath!!!!
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES! (NO! ALL DA SINGLE HADES!)
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYYAAAAAAH! (Um... SORRY HADES!)
Factz. (Warning: Pret-ty strange...)
Attack on XD (and an awesome moment in my life) (and sum deep logic shiz)
Um...
Things To (NOT) Do In The Elevator
Roses Are Red With Gods of Demi (what?) (Featuring Angelica)
Bob... (not the Titan, sorry)
The Start of... A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOORLD!
Dis be WAR
Part 1
Part 2
Do Goldfish REALLY Smile Back?
I don't even know what to call this.........
Closets and Shoes (Percy and Leo chapter)
I've been putting off this chapter for WAY too long...(JEEERRCCCYYYY!!!!)
Friend, Not Food
What do you love? [New Schist: Part 1]
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]
New Schist: Part 3
Full of randomness, Shakira, and uh.... stuff
INTRODUCING... people... yeah...
Reasons for the slow/no updates (WHICH I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT!!!)
Hamilton Trash (and Merry Christmas but that's less important)
Names and Empires and REYNA WTF
idk sorry for the waitness, here's some randomness
THE PURGE IS STARTING HIDE YO KIDS
A Mess Of Random Stuff, Books, Green Day, and More Rangelica
IM TAKING OVER (kinda)
Valentine's Day
this entire chapter was written by rachel
#potatoneedlove
yOUr MOm
We're Sitting Down For A Bloody Tea Party
Voltron-Satified-Klance
NEW YORK CITY (not 1776 tho...)
angelicas back whoop
Eclipse (Makey CrackFic)
hi I'm bored so heres this
whoop whoop

Percy Ain't Having None. Of. That. (A.K.A. It's BLUE cookies! NOT GREEN COOKIES)

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*HotStuff has opened the chat*

DeadOfWinter: Somebody (in the real world) asked me: What would happen if we suggested GREEN cookies to Percy? And yes, we will do Q+A... or anything. This is just a load of random schist.

SmarterThanU: Oh Gods... You guys DO NOT want to go there.

HotStuff: Let's go there

GoldenGirl: Who's gonna ask?

Everyone: *stares at Jason*

SuperBrick: What?

SuperBrick: Nooooo...

SuperBrick: *smol squeaky voice* why me?

*BlueCookies has joined the chat*

PipedUp: Hey Percy! Jason wants to ask you something!

SuperBrick: Percy... so you know how you always have to have blue cookies, right?

BlueCookies: Yeah... and?

SuperBrick: Well what about... green cookies?

BlueCookies: What...

BlueCookies: What are you saying?

BlueCookies: ARE YOU TRYING TO CHANGE ME?!

BlueCookies: I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS!

BlueCookies: I. AM. BLUE! IT'S JUST WHO I AM!

SuperBrick: T-then why are... y-your... eyes g-g-green?

BlanketBurrito: Oh wow. You've done it now, Jason.

DrSunshine: Gonna have to clear a space in the infirmary.

BlueCookies: HOW DARE YOU?!

BlueCookies: I WAS BORN LIKE THIS! AND GUESS WHAT?! I AM BEAUTIFUL!

BlueCookies: I AM A LUSCIOUS, VOLUPTUOUS PIECE OF FRIED CHICKEN DIPPED IN BLUE! AND. I. AM. BETTER. THAN. YOU!

BlueCookies: I HOPE THAT YOUR HEADPHONE CORDS GET TANGLED FOREVER!

SmarterThanU:...

DrSunshine:...

BlanketBurrito:...

PipedUp:...

GoldenGirl:...

WoofWoof:...

HotStuff:...

DeadOfWinter: Oooooohhhh snap!

SuperBrick: Bro, how could you? My headphone cords? Tangled forever? I... I thought you were a better person than that. 🙁

WoofWoof: Percy, take deep breathes.

BlueCookies: *hugs pillow pet* NO!

BlueCookies: Jason bullied me!

SuperBrick: I don't even use headphones.

(Everybody else is desperately trying to hold in laughter in the backround)

*BlueCookies has left the chat*

DeadOfWinter: Now would be a good time to end.

SmarterThanU: WAIT! How come Seaweed Brain is always the target of the pranks?

DeadOfWinter: Because he and Jason were plotting against my innocent little Nico in the fanfiction I wrote.

BlanketBurrito: Never have I ever thought that my own sister, and not even a half sister, would write fanfiction about me.

BlanketBurrito:...

BlanketBurrito: What's fanfiction?

DrSunshine: It's where people write about ships.

BlanketBurrito: Like Solangelo?

SuperBrick: S-s-solangelo? Did somebody say Solangelo?

PipedUp: Oh no. You triggered his fangirl senses.

SuperBrick: SOLANGELO AWAAAAY!

DeadOfWinter: Yeah... Jason's next on the attack list.

DeadOfWinter: JASON GET OUT OF THE FREAKING APOLLO CABIN! What is he even doing in there?

DrSunshine: I. Do. Not. Wanna. Know.

*The chat has been closed*

Hey guys! It's Rose (aka Winter) here! Just wanted to say that the Underworld's wifi was cut for a while so I wasn't able to update every few hours. But I hope that you guys are enjoying the... thing... so far!

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