Dan responds to me about an hour later, and talking to other people just didn't seem fun.
Dan: 'sorry i was doing a thing for work but you're in the video so that's cool'
Me: 'what do you do for work?'
Dan: 'im a youtuber'
'u?'
Me: 'barista/filmmaker'
Dan: 'oh thats cool would i have seen any of your films?'
Me: 'nah i dont post them anywhere theyre just a hobby.'
Dan: 'so whats up and why did you swipe right on me wtf'
Me: 'i made an account with my friend andrea for the lols and we were swiping right on every person that came up'
Dan: 'i was literally doing the same thing except on camera'
Me: 'in my personal experience of seeing the shit people put on here that must be a hell of a video'
Dan: 'it was a fucking roller coaster tbh'
Me: 'i just got a notification that some fifty year old man swiped right on me YIKES'
Dan: Dan sent a photo!
Me: 'fuck yes this brings us to the topic of memes'
Dan: 'fucking hell im so glad u swiped right on me'