Cute gif cause why not
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Wowzers
Thank you guys!
But now that we got that out of the way.
Let's go!
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Brendon: ROLE CALL
Brendon: ROSS
Ryan: PRESENT BEEBO
Brendon: GOOD BOY
Brendon: MARTINEZ
Melanie: HERE
Brendon: FRANGIPANE
Ashley: Here
Brendon: STUMP
Patrick: Aloha
Brendon: WAY
Gerard: Bonjour b**ches
Patrick: 0_0
Frank: language
Gerard: grrr
Gerard: fine
Gerard: I'll have "manners"
Frank: good
Gerard: I am present within this chat thank you for inviting me my wonderful friend who's name is Brendon Urie.
Melanie: What the f**k is this
Brendon: you taught him well Frankie
Frank: the pleasure is all mine
Brendon: ANYWAYS
Brendon: WENTZ
Pete: that's Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the III to you sir
Brendon: OREO
Frank: *Iero
Brendon: WHATEVER. WHO ELSE?
Melanie: THATS EVERYONE SIR
Brendon: GOOD
Brendon: ALRIGHT I WANT IDEAS AND I WANT THEM NOW
Brendon: CADETS
Brendon: STATE YOUR PRESENTATIONS
Pete: WE SHOULD HAVE AN ULTIMATE LASER TAG BACHELOR PARTY
Patrick: we can't, remember when Tyler got retinal damage from the last time we did that?
Pete: oh yeah
Brendon: NEXT
Melanie: we should have a pizza party!
Ashley: sounds cool
Ryan: the last time we had a pizza party Brendon got arrested
Ashley: what the hell did you do, Bren?
Brendon: ...
Brendon: I drove a car into the neighbor's pool
Gerard: what the f**k Bren
Brendon: SILENCE
Brendon: baby do you have a plan?
Ryan: we could go to pet smart and get them a cat
Brendon: I F**KING LOVE IT
Gerard: one problem
Frank: me and Gee are banned from pet smart
Brendon: DAMNIT
Brendon: PATRICK
Patrick: yes?
Brendon: STATE
Brendon: YOUR
Brendon: PRESENTATION
Patrick: okay
Ashley: can I go after pls
Patrick: yeah sure
Patrick: I think we should go swimming!
Pete: aw Patty that's a great idea
Brendon: intriguing
Brendon: its both fun and surprising
Brendon: it'll give me a chance to show Ry Ry my 6 pack
Ryan: you wish you had a six pack
Brendon: DAMN
Gerard: DAAAAAMN RYAN HITTING BEEBO WHERE IT HURTS, RIGHT IN HIS NON-EXISTENT SIX PACK
Brendon: OH SHUT IT, FIRE HYDRANT
Gerard: ...
Melanie: HAHAHAHA
Brendon: YOU TOO BARBIE
Melanie: ...
Ashley: damn Brendon
Ashley: NOW MY IDEA
Ashley: BEACH PARTY
Gerard: YES
Ashley: I WANT IT AND I WANT IT
NOW
Brendon: ITS PERFECT
Ryan: Bren
Brendon: PETE AND PATRICK A.K.A. PETERICK?
Patrick: hm?
Pete: ^
Brendon: YOURE IN CHARGE OF DECORATIONS
Ryan: Beebo
Pete: k
Patrick: TO THE DOLLAR STORE, YAY
Melanie: what do I do?
Gerard: ^^^^^^^^^^^
Frank: ...^
Brendon: MELANIE
Melanie: WAT
Gerard: Frank stop throwing popcorn at me
Gerard: I see you upstairs
Gerard: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME
Gerard: STOP THROWING POPCORN IN MY HAIR
Brendon: I AM PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF KIDNAPPING THEM
Melanie: it would be an honor
Ashley: me?
Brendon: YOU AND FRERARD COOK THE FOOD CAUSE WE ALL KNOW RYAN CAN'T COOK
Ryan: wow. Okay then. I won't warn you.
Frank: warn him about what?
Gerard: ^
Brendon: babe?
Brendon: baby?
Brendon: emo cocker spaniel?
Brendon: ...
Gerard: ...?
Brendon: WHY IS THERE A CHUBBY FLUFFY RODENT ON THE KITCHEN TABLE
Ryan: that's a squirrel, sweetheart
Brendon: WTF GO BOTHER TYLER
Brendon: WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY SQUIRRELS HERE
Brendon: ITS JUST STARING AT ME WITH THOSE COLD. DEAD. EYES OF HIS
Frank: this is awesome
Gerard: this is what you get for calling me something that DOGS PEE ON.
Brendon: AAGH WHAT THE HELL ITS FREAKING SPIDER-MAN NO WONDER TY IS ALWAYS SO TERRIFIED
Patrick: how dare you make a forest fic reference
Pete: nah he didn't do that, the author did it.
Brendon: ITS CRAWLING ON THE WALL HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
Ryan: THEN STOP TEXTING AND OPEN THE WINDOW TO LET IT OUT
Brendon: DONT RUSH ME
Ryan: I'm hearing high pitched screams
Ashley: HAHA
Ryan: ...
Frank: what?
Ryan: its quiet
Pete: oh snap SH** JUST GOT REAL
Patrick: watch your language
Pete: fine mom
Pete: STOP GLARING AT ME ITS SCARY
Patrick: damn right
Ryan: Brendon, sweetie?
Ryan: BREN??
Melanie: uh oh
Ryan: Beebo?
Gerard: WHERE DID YOU GO FORTYHEAD
Ryan: AGAHAHJCKDK
Melanie: the squirrel strikes again
Ashley: oh geez
Pete: whelp, me and Patty are gonna get going to the dollar store now
Melanie: I need to find a place that sells chloroform
Ashely: wait what
Gerard: Frank, Ash
Ashley: yeah, fire hydrant?
Gerard: don't push it, Blueberry.
Frank: Gee, go shopping for groceries
Gerard: WHY ME
Frank: me and Ashley will get started on baking the cookies
Ashley: cool
Gerard: FRANK YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE SOCIAL INTERACTION
Gerard: I WANNA BAKE COOKIES
Gerard: LETS USE MY EASY BAKE OVEN
Gerard: I DON WANNA GOOOO
Frank: too bad, love you, babe.
Gerard: f**k you
Frank: not yet
Gerard: WAT
Melanie: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE TEXTING ABOUT.
Ashley: NOTHING ITS JUST COOKING
Gerard: FRANK WHAT THE F**k
Frank: HAHAHAHA
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55: Bachelor Party
Should I make a chapter of Tyler telling his parents about the wedding?
And then do one with Josh?
I dunno, tell me