Hetalia x Reader One Shots

By twentyonesodas

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So hello everyone! This will be an odd collection of headcannons and such of hetalia (x reader of course) ALS... More

Welcome!
2p America//Gives you Hell
Canada//Forest
America//American idiot
2p England//Would you be so kind?
2p England//Venus (P.2 )
Prussia//Never Gonna Give you Up
Switzerland//Overly Dramatic
Russia//the moon song
Spain+America// Jealousy
Italy//Enthusiastic
Netherlands//Rain
England//Slytherin vs Gryffindor
Prussia//aaaAAAaAAAH
France//Down Days
Russia//Confusion
2p America//Our Love is god
Mericaa//Why are you like this?
Romano//Rejection
Hetalia! X Reader special!
England//Done
Austria//I'm too punk rock for this
America//Love Like You
Belgium//its over isnt it?
Germany//oh my dog
Denmark//You're the one that I want!
Canada//Flowers && tattoos
England//what the fu-
Spain//Cliffhanger
2p America//Drained
2p America//jail
Prussia//Nerd
2p Canada//stressssssssssssssssss
2p Canada//stressssssssssssss part two
England//Glow UP
America//Fangirl
France//Roses & Simplicities
Yeah right//Prussia
Apologies//Escaping Death
Romano//Midnight Conversations
Creativity? Whos She? Leave Suggestions please lolllololol
Russia//Kitten Sneezes
Teen(ish) Prussia x teen(ish) reader (obviously)//Go Away
Bad Touch Trio || BrO
I'm Sorry (I'm not Sorry) // Lonely Y/n X Nobody
2p Japan X White Queen reader (Alice in Wonderland AU not racist)
America//Stubborn
Canada//Mornings
Leave Suggestions :-)
Germany x zombie reader // Our Last Goodbye
Norway//Alone
Hetalia x reader//New Years
2p Canada // Unexpected
2p America//Sick
Poland//Sorry, I'm just a b-
England // The Project
Greece//Years
Russia // Grass & Sunflowers
Canada // Constellations
America//The Somber Wedding
Authors Note Babes x
England//Band Mates
England//Kissing Virginity
Denmark//Valentine
2p America//What I Needed
2p Canada//Romeo and Juliet

Hetalia x reader//The Beach Annoyances

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By twentyonesodas


I fixed my sunglasses as I looked out at the assortment of countries before me.

Someone thought it would be a good idea to invite every country to a beach party. And by someone I mean Alfred.

I was under my umbrella with a good book while everyone else was having fun in the sand or water.

I could hear the music blaring and the people laughing and talking and the water splashing, and honestly, it was somewhat comforting.

"Yo dude are you seriously reading?" Alfred boomed.

Of course he had to ruin my fun.

"Yes Alfred now why don't you skedaddle off doing whatever Americans do at the beach? Ok? Ok."
"C'mon dude! Reading is sooo boring, especially at the beach! So-"
"Alfred you bloody wanker stop harassing y/n and go annoy someone else." Arthur arrived and saved the day.

Phew

"Whatever ya old fart. Anyways y/n you know where to find me if you ever get bored!" And with that the American was gone.

"Thanks Arthur, If you never arrived to save the day, I know he would've thrown me in the water or somethin.. I guess now hypothetically you're the hero!"
Arthur blushed," Why your welcome love, if you need anything I'll be over at the snack bar." Arthur left a blushing mess.

Now it was someone else's turn to annoy me.

I felt some cold arms wrap around me and instinctively socked it in the face.

"FRAU WHY DID JOU PUNCH ZHE AWESOME ME??" Gilbert yelled while he held his nose.

"Oops! I guess it's just impulse to being strangely touched by someone I can't see.." I said sarcastically.
"Vhell I just wanted to see if Jou wanted to stop reading and come join zhe awesome me, Alfred, and Mathias to a game of volleyball!"

"No thanks."

"VHAT?? Not vith zhe awesome trio?"

"No."

"Oh vhell I guess I vill just go now.."

"Bye."

And then, the Prussian left.
Time to continue reading again?
Nope.
Here comes the angry Italian.

"Hey bella, Sorry to interrupt your-a reading but the bastar- I mean- Toni wanted me to ask you if you wanted to-a go surfing with him.." he was so awkward and adorable I just had to smile. However, I had to decline.

"Sorry Lovi but I'm reading right now so tell Toni that I'm busy ok?"

"O-ok gracias bella.."

And then the Italian walked away.

Now back to the book,
Nevermind.
Here comes yet another country. This time I was really pissed off.

It was Alistor.

"He-"

"OH MY GOODNESS IS THERE LIKE A FRICKING LINE OF PEOPLE WAITING TO SEE WHO CAN ANNOY ME TODAY? IM JUST TRYING TO READ IN PEACE. I CAME HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME (READ) BUT HONESTLY I FEEL SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW!" I was beyond pissed really.
"I was going to ask if ye wanted to grab a drink but I'll let ye cool down on yer own." And then he walked away.

I didn't feel bad for shouting at him, I really was pissed. Plus I don't drink. And now maybe, finally I can read.

Until I heard someone come up behind me and tap me on the shoulder.

It was Arthur so I wasn't mad.

"Hey y/n I was about to head up to my hotel room when I couldn't help but notice my idiot brother harassing you. Would you like to come with me and read on my balcony? It has a pretty good view of the ocean."

I almost teared up at the gesture. But of course I didn't because I'm a strong woman.

"Yes I would love to Arthur!" I then linked my arm with his and started walking to his hotel. Yet again he saved the day.
However while we were walking I couldn't help but feel someone intensely watching us from afar.

Oh well, it's probably nothing important.

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A/n oh my flip this is long but heeeey. I fixed a BuNCH OF my past chapters because I realized my writing was kinda sloppy. Oh WeLl ...

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