Why Jesus Is Better Than FanF...

By J3susChr1st

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I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fictio... More

Intro But Not Intro But Intro
Why You May Be Reading This
How To Leave The Satanic Religon That Was Discussed In Chapter One
Why I Am Great
How 'phan-fiction' Should Be.
I have a question
You Can Be Cured
WHY
Hello
Jesus Ask
The Holy Answers (Part 1)
Survey?
Breadstick? Smol?
Cover
Covers from Fans
Why
Things I Regret
A 2nd Poem
✝️
✝️(Cont.)
THREE THOUSAND
Twitter
I Have Noticed
Confused Sinners
Rap Battle
Half
Virgin Mary
200
LISTEN PEOPLE
Shitty Chapters Start Here!
Cover #2
How attractive*
Do i have boats/fanfictions about me*
Smut preview
I Found What V1rginMary Was Doing.
Coming Out
Where?
Gift For My Followers
Gifts update
Ugh*
But Why?
I have failed.
I'M SO PISSED I FORGOT*
Fave = A Un Passo Da Te*
Asking you guys.
Guess Who Owns My Gay Ass*
Guess Who Owns My Straight Ass.*
I Hope You Know I Consider You Guys As Friends :)
Friendly Reminder
SASS MASTER JESUS 600 IS BACK BABES
it's over*
WHO IT GON BE*
WHO WAS IT*
I'm going to shit.*
Panda 4 sale? (this is no joke contact me if you have a panda)*
Your Sinful Sunday Submissions
Dares Suck Butt
Dares Suck 2
kinkajou*
hit me up bby*
Memes
Memes Result
Wattpad Banners
Banner Results
May 5th, 2017
This will be the last chapter today i promise*
What is wrong with y'all
T H E F U C K
300 people*
what is this
aN IDEA HAS ARISEN*
dedicated to you two lovelies*
Jesus Has Not Been Shut Down For A Whole Year Party Rules and Regulations.
hey I need YOUR help right now plz
GUYS YOU NEED TO DO THIS*
LIKE SERIOUSLY*
hEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
imma photoshop yall
iM SO HAPPY
OH I FORGOT
SMUT :(
Imagines
pLEASE DONT BE A #REBEL
mood*
sexting
should i post less??*
yall*
THESE BITCHES CALLED YALL OUT IM CRYING
a question
Joshua William Dun is my real father thanks
so yeah
actual social media
thats sad*
Photoshop Part One
wagon
Improvements
A Serious Problem With Fanfiction
oh no
Photoshop Part 2
(Female) Body Positivity
woah
memories
:(((((((((((
Typos I've Found
Photoshop Part Three
the some things
zip a dee doo dah*
hey*
jUST YOU WAIT*
hey prt 2 (prt 2)*
plz sub*
well then*
knowing*
Yelling and Tears *
reality is a gODDAMN LIE*
oPINIONS*
the fucking muppets man
Oh Dear
SCREENSHOT
YO I NEED HELP
SCREENSHOT PART TWO
dont fear
IM BACK BUT IM SAD
IM MAD*
IDK*
Clever Questions For A Bot
SEND HELP OH MY FUXK
rip fam
THIS IS SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT
the dream
WW1
IM NEW AT THIS SOCIAL THING
oh*
My Favorite
idk what to do with my life lmao*
TBH
I'm Alive I Promise
im crying how have i evolved
im crying more
shoutout to this idiot
The End Of Why Jesus Is Better Than Fan Fiction
evolution
im alive w h a t
IM GETTING PAID BY WATTPAD
Reality is back
triggering
SAD TIMES OVER ITS ANGRY TIMES
im heartbroken oh no
I am a shooken (in a good way)
where tf did it go
YO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
✨✨✨
✨✨✨
Im stressed and politics preview
im so e m o
.
Im running out of chapter names
my toilet is leaking
Shoutout
bE HONEST
chillin like a villan
THIS BOOK IS ENTERING A COMPETITION AND IT MAY BE DELETED BUT OH WELL
Okay someone can stop me
In a funk
WHO DID I
Im alive what the heck
THIS BITCH
im really sorry :(
woah guys what the heck
Livin like larry
The End of J3sus
HEY GUESS WHAT

FASHION FUCKING ICONS

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By J3susChr1st


yo fools i really wanted to show you who i base my ~glam~ outfits off of because all of these women are literally my moms. im going from 1920's to 1960's btw.

1. ANITA PAGE 1920's

okay so you can't judge 20's eyebrows because that was the style but ugh is this woman beautiful~

2. JEAN HARLOW 1920's

same rule on eyebrows but honestly I can stare at this girl for days because she's just so beautiful and her style is STUNNING

3. RITA HAYWORTH 1930's

HOLY FUCK IS THIS GIRL STUNNING. i have no words for rita except that i LOVE her~


4. GENE TIERNEY 1940's

stunning actress. thats all

5. ELIZABETH TAYLOR

literally everyone has heard of Elizabeth but that doesn't change the fact that her beauty is timeless (plus are eyes came off as purple sometimes so thats cool too)

6. MARILYN MONROE 1950's

how could i not but my mom in here that would be rood~

imma continue this i need another page 

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