Bruce has created a chatroom.
Bruce has added Tony, Y/N, Thor, Natasha, Vision, Pietro, Clint, Wanda.
Bruce: What's everyone up to? Why don't we go do something?
Pietro: WORST DAY EVER. IF I STEP OUTSIDE I'LL DROWN!
Natasha: We tend to not do much on days like this, Bruce. Clint is asleep and I'm just a tortilla in my blankets.
Thor: Lady Y/N and I are cuddling, and she has fallen asleep too.
Pietro: I HATE THIS WEATHER!
Tony: Bruce, what did you have in mind? I'm free.
Pietro: FIGHT ME RAIN!
Bruce: Well, this weather is perfect for us to do some bonding! Let's watch a movie, with some warm drinks, or play board games! Let's do something!
Pietro: IM GONNA CONTRIBUTE TO GLOBAL WARMING BC OF YOU, RAIN!
Vision: That sounds lovely. I am already in the kitchen preparing a gourmet supper for the team. I shall prepare the drinks.
Pietro: EVAPAROTE YOU FIEND!
Tony: I meant to say, Vis, your cooking has improved immensely.
Thor: Indeed! Your cooking is delicious!
Natasha: Yup. Your baking too. I have been loving your cheesecake!
Vision: Oh my. So many compliments. Thank you. I have one person to thank, and that is Wanda. She has been supporting my cooking edeavours by keeping me company in the kitchen.
Wanda: Hahaha yes thats all I'm doing. Vision is a great cook. No one has tampered with his food when he is not looking. No one.
Pietro: my sister adds the right ingredients when vision isn't looking. that's why his food tastes so good.
Wanda: YOU ARE DISOWNED AS MY BROTHER!
Pietro: Sister noooooooo!
Vision: Is... is this true? Wanda? I thought I was making progress... I was... wrong.
Wanda: But you have made progress! I didn't want you to be disheartened so I added a lil extra to your cooking so that everyone's compliments would keep you motivated. I didn't want you giving up on something you love.
Pietro: okay why is everything so emotional now smh
Vision: I'm supposed to learn on my own! How can I if you're the one doing everything for me?!
Natasha: Tony, console your son!
Tony: Me? Bruce, you do it!
Thor: You are heartless, Stark! Vision, listen to THE GREAT AND MIGHTY THOR.
Vision: ... I'm listening.
Thor: Apologies! My beautiful girlfriend changed ' m e ' in my phone to that. Right anyway, when we care for someone, we do things they might not approve of, but it's only for their best. And Wanda did that because she cares for you. I do the same to Y/N. When sparring, I let her win so she builds confidence in battle!
Natasha: Yeah, and I used to let Clint think he was flying the jet when it was actually me. He was a terrible pilot but now he's amazing at it.
Clint: YOU DID WHAT?
Pietro: i thought you were asleep
Clint: I was. The notifications woke me up.
Pietro: so u just chose now to say something
Pietro: u ignored my texts clint. u r mean.
Natasha: Clint, if I let you drive the jet when you first became an agent, you would've crashed it and we'd be dead by now.
Clint: ... I boasted about it to the other agents for days, Nat! You tricked me!
Natasha: I also motivated you, which led you to training more, which made you a great pilot!
Vision: It's always the ones we love most who deceive us, Barton.
Bruce: holy canoly this is better than board games
Tony: Let's all calm down for a sec. Even I let Steve believe he's operating the tv properly when in fact, it's me. He feels like he's getting the hang of things, you know? It helps him settle in.
Steve has joined the chat.
Steve: HOW COULD YOU
Steve: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULD CHANGE THE VOLUME, IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!
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Clint: Y/N needs to know you've been letting her win, Thor!
Thor has cleared the chat.
Thor: You will do no such thing!
Clint: I'm gonna wake her up!
Thor: You will have to go through THE GREAT AND MIGHTY THOR first!
Clint: I don't need to be anywhere near her to do it!
Wanda: Who is screaming so loudly?!
Tony: Clint.
Thor: Cease this at once, Barton!
Y/N: CLINTARE YOU OKAY I HEARD YOU SCREAM IM ON MY WAY TO YOUR ROOM DONT DIE ON ME
Clint: Y/N, THOR LIES. HE'S BEEN LETTING YOU WIN AT SPARRING!
Thor: I have not!
Y/N: Oh my god Clint. You scared me so much I thought my soul was leaving my body when I jolted awake! Sometimes you're like a manchild I never asked to raise.
Y/N: Wait what
Y/N: THOR ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I CHALLENGED STEVE TO A SPAR OFF. NO POWERS. NO TECH. JUST STRENGTH. HE'S ALMOST AS STRONG AS YOU.
Thor: My love, why ever would you do such a thing?!
Thor: And you jest. Steven? As strong as me? HAHAHAHAHA MY LOVE YOU ARE HUMOROUS!
Y/N: BECAUSE HE ATE ALL MY DONUTS AND JUSTICE MUST BE DONE.
Vision: Lies, deception, tricks! Come, Y/N, let us go show them that we are capable without their help!
Clint: What about me?
Vision: You can fly the jet now so you're good.
Clint: oh okay cool.
Vision: Natasha was actually helpful.
Natasha: I ALWAYS AM.
Clint: ... Sorry Nat! 💙
Wanda: Vis, Y/N, where are you going?!
Vision: TO COOK WITHOUT YOUR TREACHERY.
Y/N: And I'm going to spar with Steve!
Thor: My love, NOOOO! You will injure yourself!
Pietro: my money is on steev
Clint: you're going down, peetro :)
Bruce: KICK HIS ASS Y/N!
Tony: It's not a full on fight, Bruce! And Steve would never hurt Y/N. It's just an intense version of sparring.
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Sam: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE!
Sam: PLACE YOUR BETS NOW, BECAUSE THIS FIGHT IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE.
Sam: I'M SAM AND I WILL BE YOUR NARRATOR FOR THIS SHOWDOWN!
Thor: There shall be no showdown!
Y/N: You interfere and no cuddles for the next month!
Thor: You wound THE GREAT AND MIGHTY THOR!
Sam: AND WE'RE OFF WITH A PUNCH FROM Y/N. STEVE DODGES AND ATTEMPTS TO TACKLE HER. OHHHH HE MISSES AND SHE KNOCKS HIM TO THE GROUND! BUT WAIT, HE'S GETTING UP! Y/N ATTEMPTS TO SUBDUE HIM, DOING SO WOULD GIVE HER A WIN! AHHHH BUT STEVE IS STANDING, WITH Y/N ON HIS BACK! THE COLLOSAL MAN LOOKS AMUSED AT Y/N'S ATTEMPTS TO BRING HIM DOWN. BUT WHAT'S THIS? Y/N IS GOING FOR HIS WEAK SPOT - BUCKY, WHO WANDERED INTO THE RING IN HIS PYJAMAS. OH NO, Y/N DIDN'T SEE A CONFUSED BARNES SOON ENOUGH AND IS BOUND TO MAKE IMPACT SOON! STEVE IS ON THE MOVE, TAKING THE BLOW THAT WAS MEANT FOR HIM BUT DUE TO BUCKY STUMBLING IN, GOING TO KNOCK BARNES THE EFF OUT LMAO. AND STEVE IS OUT COLD!
Clint: where's my money pietro?!
Pietro: shit i spent it on sneakers
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Clint: that no good, lying speedster!
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Bruce: Y/N WON!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!! TONY LET US GO CELEBRATE!
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Tony: I have it all on tape. Steve is never going to live this down.
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Y/N: I did it! Well... Bucky kind of made it happen but I proved I can hold my own against Steve!
Thor: I am so proud, my love! Now we can go to Asgard and partake in great battles!
Y/N: I guess your training kind of helped
... So thank you.
Natasha: Is anyone checking on Steve?
Sam: Oh he's out cold. Bucky is carrying him to the medbay.
Y/N: I slipped and Barnes appeared when I was throwing a punch, I really did not mean to knock him out.
Y/N: My hand really hurts now.
Thor: Barnes is to blame for this injury! No one was to be hurt! If it were not for him, Steve would not be knocked out and my love would not have hurt her hand!
Thor: HE MUST PAY FOR INJURING MY BELOVED!
Wanda: But it was Steve's face that hurt her hand...
Thor: AND HE MUST PAY FOR INJURING STEVEN'S FACE.
Y/N: Bucky did nothing wrong. He just woke up and we all know how he is when he wakes up.
Natasha: Well, I should go check on them.
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Sam: Y/N you should fight Bucky next.
Y/N: It wasn't supposed to be a fight, Sam and no!
Sam: Please.
Vision: Wanda!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vision: My cooking has caused a fire!!!!!!
Vision: Help!!!!
Wanda: Oh. What's this? Me helping you cook was actually a good thing? Wow.
Vision: Yes it was, thank you! We must cook, together! But now help me put out this fire!
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Loki has joined the chat.
Loki: Y/N actually won the challenge?! Impossible! I didn't eat her supply of donuts so Steve could lose!
Y/N: BOY WHAT DID YOU SAY
Thor: Steven and my love are injured because of you, Loki!
Loki: Oh come now. She will live! As for Steven, he went down like the All Father going into Odinsleep.
Thor: My love, do you wish to battle my brother? This time you may use your powers/tech. I will cheer you on.
Y/N: FIGHT ME, LOKI. I MADE THOSE DONUTS FOR GROOT. THEY WERE SPECIAL. I used ingredients that aren't from earth and are edible for him. You played yourself bc there were really gross ingredients. NOW HE'S GOING TO COME TO EARTH AND FIND NO DONUTS!
Loki: I did not know they were for a tree! I feel sick... I can't believe this...
Loki: You can't hurt me!
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Sam: With Y/N using her powers/tech, Loki has been KO'D! Oooooh but he's waking up quickly!
Thor: Did you see that, Son of Wil? My love is such a beautiful and strong warrior.
Thor: Come, let us cheer her on!
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Sam: Thor is whipped...
Sam: Guess I would be too though if I had a girlfriend like Y/N.
Sam: Instead I'm stuck babysitting Bucky and Steve when they go to the mall.
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