I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A S...

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Welcome to the main character's insanity and the ninja world! Lian Titen, the protagonist in this story, make... Więcej

~Prologue~
First Day of the Academy
Fast Forward A Few Years...
Iruka-Sensei Always Ruins Prank-Time!
The Graduation Exam? Bring It On!
The Sorting Sensei!
Smoking Hurts
Slide to the Next Team
Yawn! Here We Go Again!
Test Time
The Results Are In...
We Don't Want Any More 'D'
Steve
To the Land of Waves!
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and annouying bridge builder [Part 1]
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and anouying bridge builder [Part 2]
Okay, who kindnapped me? Was it you?! ¬.¬ or you....<.<
THE MOST EPIC FLIGHT EVA!!!....and yes...I DID say sensai...
Damn you trees! And...STEVE!!!!!! AHHH!!
Die Sakura!!!........DIE!!!!
Wow, this? This is a normal day?
Ha Ha! You don't get a bed to sleep in Sakura! KARMA!
......I have no words.....just....yeah.....
My middle name is....
The little red-headed ninja
The starting fight and...Naruto...
Ugh...what happened?...oh, hi Haku...wait a second...WHAT?!?!?
The Sand Ninja
The Chunnin Exams? Sweetness!
Sakura's party
Yet another little random filler!!!....you probably hate me now...
The first test is...getting to the test -_-l l
Bring. It. On!
The First Exam is...a written one...of coarse...
Confusion in the exams!! Well...I am here so...
Into the Forest of Death
The Fight!!
The Sound Ninja? ...why didn't you kill Kabuto?
Story Time!
The Preliminary?!
Continue of the preliminary round
HARLEM SHAKE
Just another 'average' day
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!?!?
Our latest prank XD
I need to find someone to train me!
Fido-Sensei
Arguements
Explaining to Naruto and Steve
Mini Mission: Getting Ramen!
The Truth
Time Skip!
Yet again, a filler! XD
I swear! This isn't a filler!
Let the Hunger Games BEGIN!
Well, this is fun...
Ugh! Why me?
What sort of 'revenge' IS THIS?!
The Story behind Rido and Fido Titen! - NEXT TIME!
The Story behind Fido and Rido Titen!
Akatsuki members aren't too terrible...
I'm Back!
This is the life!
The Search For Haku
The Search For Lian
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Yum....Sushi....
Let the Battle Commence
The Lian Rap!
Flappy Bird!
The Legends
Cliffhangers, no more!
So much confusion!
Help me my friends!
Disaster of a Date
Happy Birthday Lian
The Last BBQ Together
That Stupid Duck!
You again?!
Turtles!
Esca-pe!
Yo! It's you guys! Slumber party!
I'm Back Fools!
Nat Should Change his Career
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Remember?
Promises
Absolutely Not?
IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG
Conspiracies!
A Lot Has Happened...
Thank You <3
~Epilogue~
HEADS UP

Guess who's back...back again!

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Okay, dedicated to AnimesRuleBro who technically got it right! ^.^

There were a lot of Haku people out there.....I'm sorry but he got buried in a grave....he was killed by Lian....if he wasn't then he would have suffocated by now.....

I'm so sorry....

....ANYWAY!! I don't own Naruto but I own a bunch of other characters!!!

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(Lian's POV)

My eyes widened in shock, "You're alive!"

The eyes of the person who tried to kill me gazed down at me and he smirked evilly.

I flinched and tried to release myself from his grip which seemed futile.

"Let go, Dai!"

- - - - - - - - - -

(SURPRISE POV)

"Daddy! Daddy!" my little girl yelled and ran into my legs giggling.

I bent down to her height and smiled when she gave me a small daisy chain.

"That's beautiful. Thank you, Abbie."

"You're welcome daddy!" my ginger haired girl giggled before running through the meadow to begin another one.

I smiled and looked to the clear sky.

I've been thinking recently....should I go to the Leaf Village?

Everyone seemed fairly nice...and it is a beautiful place for Abbie to grow up...

I still need to thank Lian.....I know I forced her into getting my daughter back, but she was willing to help me save her.

.....Apart from the fact that I dragged her away while her village was being attacked, I think we're cool...

"Let me go!!"

My eyes widened in I snatched Abbie up and leapt towards the trees.

"Daddy!! Is it...." Abbie started to tear up and my heart clenched.

I shook my head and put my finger to my lips and she nodded doing the same.

"I swear!! I know important people!!! And ducks!!! I know ducks that can kick your ass!!"

I blinked in confusion.

'No way...'

Duck?

Lies?

"Lian?" I wondered and jumped down in time to see a man struggling to hold Lian appear out of the forest.

"You mother - "

"Lian!" I shouted.

"Fidoshi!" she called and grinned shoving the man off her. "Long time no see!"

I grabbed her arm and moved her behind me beside Abbie. "Who is this?"

"I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE!!"

"It's some guy called Dai who wants my Kekkie Genkai, whatever it is, and wishes to get revenge on my brothers for whatever reason." Lian explained shrugging.

I sweatdropped, "that cleared everything up..."

I froze...wait...

"You!" I glared.

He's the one that wanted Lian!

He's the one who dragged my family into this!

He's the reason why my wife is gone!

"Lian, take my daughter and get back to wherever you were." I ordered, "I'll be back with you, I promise."

Lian blinked and lifted Abbie into her arms. "What are you - "

"Go!"

"Yes, Fidoshi-sensei!" she nodded and started to sprint off where she first came from.

"Don't even think about - "

My fist connected with Dai's face sending him backwards.

I glared down at the man as he wiped blood away from his mouth.

"If you wish to go after them, then you'll have to get through me." I stated.

The man stood up and chuckled darkly, "That can be arranged."

- - - - - - - - - - -

(Lian's POV)

"What's your name?" I asked the little girl trying to make it seem like everything was normal.

"I'm Abbie! You're the girl that helped save me and daddy, yeah?" she asked and I chuckled.

"Saved? I dunno about that." I sighed.

"That's what daddy said!"

"Oh..."

Fidoshi sensei said that...? He thinks that I saved his daughter...?

....Awwww!!!

I'm feeling all fuzzy and warm inside!! I feel like a nice person now!!

"Why did we leave daddy behind?" Abbie asked as I jumped from branch to branch.

I gulped. I couldn't tell this kid that her dad was about to fight an S-Rank Criminal and risk his life for us!!

"Um...daddy is just gonna teach that man a lesson for being horrible." I said nodding.

"Is he gonna beat him up?"

I burst out laughing and nodded, "Oh, course he is!"

I love this kid already!

"Okay. Daddy is strong so he'll be back real soon." Abbie nodded.

I looked ahead and sighed.

I've never seen Dai in battle before...I know Fidoshi is strong and when Dai went up against my brothers, he didn't seem all that strong, but to be honest he wasn't in the right state of mind.

Nothing went to plan and even though shinobi should be prepared for everything, it was kind of a shock.

So, am I worried about my sensei?

Yes, yes I bloody am!

I arrived at the clearing and saw Tsunade covered in blood over someone.

No giant snake.

No pedo man.

No pedo child.

No brother.

"What - Naruto?!" I yelled and sprinted over to the group crowding over the blonde.

I didn't concentrate on whatever they were saying to me, I out my ear to his chest waiting for it to rise, or to see air come out of his mouth.

Nothing.

I gritted my teeth and glared at the ground.

"NARUTO!!"

"Lian, let Tsunade-Sama heal - "

"YOU IDIOT!!" I cried, tears running down my face, "You're my big brother!! Y-You're suppose to protect me and see me become a great ninja!! I'm suppose to congratulate you on becoming Hokage!! So, WAKE UP!!"

"Lian!! It's not use!!" Jariaya yelled grabbing my arm and pulling me up and away from my blonde friend.

"No!!!"

"No." Tsunade said and her hands glowed green and diamond marks and shizz and magic and what happened!!

Jariaya covered my eyes as she did her work on Naruto to heal him and when I heard a small cough I froze.

"I...win." Naruto said.

I shoved Pervy Sage away and leapt on top of Naruto, crying.

"Lian, what - why're you crying?" he asked hugging me.

"You idiot!! You damn fool!!" I yelled tears still falling, but this time I was grinning like a fool. "I thought you were dead!! Don't do that to me!!"

"I'm sorry." he sighed and closed his eyes.

This time his breathing was heavy and very noticeable and he wore a really pretty blue necklace around him...wait, didn't that belong to - nevermind....that was part of the bet or something...

"Lian, why is there a young girl with you?" Shizune asked as Abbie chased TonTon, the little pig.

I think that's it's name...?

"That's Abbie, Fidoshi-sensei's daughter." I replied.

"Who?"

I froze, "Oh shit..."

- - - - - - - - - -

So after a LOT of explaining and dragging and healing and resting, it was late and now I was now really worried about Fidoshi-sensei.....

Abbie yawned and looked out the window then walked over to me, "Where's daddy? He never takes this long..."

I sighed and rubbed my eyes, "I'm not sure, sweetie....he'll be back soon though, so don't worry."

"What if he's hurt...?"

"Look, your daddy is really strong and can take that bad guy down." I nod and pick her up and then plop her down on my bed. "You, just try to get some sleep because tomorrow we'll be going on an adventure."

"Adventure?" she asked innocent eyes looking at me in wonder. "Where?"

"To the Village Hidden in the Leaf." I nod with a smile. "When your daddy has finished dealing with that bad guy, he'll come and find us there, I know it."

"Okay." she nods with a yawn, "Night, night..."

"Night." I smile sleepily and walk back to my seat next to the window.

It has a pretty good view of the Forrest where we came from, so if- no, when Fidoshi-sensei shows up, I'll be able to see him.

I blink my eyes open trying to stay awake.

I can't fall asleep not knowing if my sensei is dead or alive!

"Speaking of getting some sleep, shouldn't you be getting some?"

"Pervy Sage, can you not be caring for once?" I yawned.

"Can you not call me that for once?"

"Fine, ero-sennin!"

"THATS THE SAME THING!!" he whispered yelled but damn was it loud for a whisper.

I yawned and rubbed my eye before looking back outside.

"Lian, go to sleep." he said and I shook my head.

"I can't do that....yawn....if I don't know that he is...alive...." I yawn and slur.

Pervy Sage directs me to the bottom of my bed and I fall down, bringing the covers over me.

I hear the footsteps walk away.

"Wait...."

"Hmm? What is it?"

"Wake me up...when he gets back...." I sigh with eyes closed.

"Sure thing, kid."

That's the last thing I remember before sleep overcomes me into the deep bliss of nothing!

- - - - - - - - - - -

"Fido....does your younger sister posses the Kekkie Genkai of your clan?" Orochimaru asked the elder ginger sibling.

"I'm not certain, my lord." he replies bowing down.

'My lord this, my lord that, it's way too formal around here...' fido thought.

"It seemed like it in the battlefield, she was almost unnoticeable to the human eye." Orochimaru mused as sweat began to built up around Fido.

The young man gulped, "There is still a high chance that she is a fast runner, you saw that boy in the Chuunin Exams who is unable to use chakra yet is faster than most shinobi."

"Hmm...yes...though, I guess I should ask for you permission to experiment on her, I mean, you are the older brother." the snake man smirked, "It would be rude, so do I have permission?"

"I apologise my lord, but I do not wish for my younger sister to be brought into this world." Fido said looking down, "Plus, you are already experimenting on me to try and decipher my Kekkie Genkai."

"The more the merrier I always say." Orochimaru says then sighs, "What a pity, Fido, you are excused."

"Thank you my lord." Fido bows before exiting quickly.

As soon as Fido leaves the room and closed the door he shivers uncontrollably thinking: 'creepy pedophile'

"kabuto."

"Yes, my lord?"

"Make up a nice little guest room, Lian Titen will be paying us a little visit shortly."

"Yes, my lord."

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Tada!! :D Hey! I have returned!!

Cliffhangers!! Cliffhangers everywhere!!

What's Pedo-Man and Pedo-Child planning?!

What's happened to Fidoshi?!

What's Rido done to Itachi and Kisame?!

Who is safe?

Who is not?

I don't even know so don't as me!

Anyway!! I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I know it wasn't a as comedic as usual.....comedic, is that a word? What does it mean?

Oh joy, I can't stop that theatre suspense voice guy thing...

Okay!!

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LOVE YOU GUYS FOREVER!

PSYCHOPATH OUT!

I don't own Naruto!! ^.^

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