I feel like I should warn you that there's mentions of sexual white produce that comes from a male organ in this chapter. You have been scientifically warned.
BooperDooper: hey
BooperDooper: jack, I'm sorry
BooperDooper: I didn't mean to get so mad
BooperDooper: and if u say sorry
BooperDooper: I'm willing to put all of this behind u
BooperDooper: and we can be together again
THEBOSS: u wat m8
THEBOSS: y the fuck do I need to apologise?
BooperDooper: because u did something wrong
BooperDooper: that's wat people usually apologise for
THEBOSS: bitch, slow the fuck down
THEBOSS: lemme get off this fast paced train
THEBOSS: and slap u in the face with an eel
BooperDooper: I don't know y I thought I'd try
BooperDooper: ur like a failed experiment
BooperDooper: and now its over
THEBOSS: so ur saying being with me is an experiment?
BooperDooper: basically, yes
THEBOSS: well u know wat then
THEBOSS: consider this experiment over
BooperDooper: r u breaking up with me?
THEBOSS: yeah
THEBOSS: I guess I am
BooperDooper: fuck u too then
THEBOSS: but honey, u don't want to experiment any further
THEBOSS: it might explode in ur face, and then where wud we b?
THEBOSS: u with my cum on ur face, and me as an experiment u'll remember
THEBOSS has left the chat.