Gene + Kiyoshi: *talking and chatting*
Marshall: *walks over*
Gene: Oh, hey Marsha--
Marshall: *punches Gene in the stomach*
Gene: *pAiN nOisES* oOF- wHaT tHE fUCk--
Marshall: You are, one of my very best friends- And I, cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this-- You're too young- *sniffles* yOUR tOo bEaUTifUL--
Gene: *bent over and wincing* What the fuck are you t-talking a-about..
Marshall: *puffs cheeks, completely serious* I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside your belly right now-
Gene: *'wtf' face*
Gene + Kiyoshi: ........
Kiyoshi: I'ma just... Let you sort this out-- *tries not to laugh and bolts*
Gene: I'm not pregnant..!
Marshall: *chuckles* Well, not after that punch you're not, I've been taking Muay Thai classes~!
Gene: *narrows eyes* I was never pregnant, Marshall.
Marshall: *shocked* A... A-Are you sure?
Gene: yES I'M F U C K I N G S U R E--
Abura: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Marshall: O-Oh.. I found this positive pregnancy test and-
Abura: *immediately punches Gene in the stomach--*
Gene: *doubles over in pain* aH- mOtHeRfUCkeR--
[ THIS WAS MEANT FOR JOKING PURPOSES NOT REALISTIC PURPOSES AND I CHANGED IT A LITTLE TO FIT WITH THE OCS Zyrannical IF YA WANT ME TO TAKE THIS DOWN I WILL I JUST FOUND THIS R E A L L Y FUCKING FUNNY FORGIVE ME-- ]